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Hancock: If I die, donate my body to science.

Hancock: Except maybe my middle finger, you can send that one to Danse.

Was trying to draw Riot but I gave up on him so have Danse instead

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Why yes, I am about to start a new, heavily modded game so I can quickly and easily settle down and live in a quaint little cabin with my f/o for the fifth time this week, how'd you know?

Moi, quand je joue à "Just Dance 4".

Quand j'entends Showtek à la radio.

Note to self: Don’t take Danse when you’re fighting super mutants and it’s too dark to see properly.

Danse: “Our scribes wouldn't mind taking a look at that.” Me: “F*** no, it’s mine.”

Danse: “Proctor Quinlan told me that this thing called bug spray existed before the war. I sure wish we had some of that now.” Me: “Yeah, I don’t think that’s going to have an affect on them. On the bright side, I heard bullets do wonders.”

Danse: "Get some clothes on, you're embarrassing us." Me: "That's not what you said last night."

So, FINALLY, I’ve been traveling with Paladin Danse. I always thought he was almost always stoic and serious. But I found out he kind of isn’t? Like, in public with others, yeah. But when we have talks, he shows emotion, when I pick up comic books he gives me a snarky “Interesting read?” or is like, “seriously?” Or tells me I’m doing good and to keep going. While I’m looting he’s like, “Yeah, good job, take that good shit.” I know a lot of people said this already but I didn’t fully realize it until now. He’s more of a solider in public and more Danse when alone.

Goddamnit, guys...

Blind Betrayal: What I Wanted To Say

Maxson: Flesh is flesh. Machine is machine. The two were never meant to intertwine.

Me: Don't you have cybernetics? You have more metal than Danse!

i love how melodramatic danse can be? like “if it ever comes down to it, i’ll gladly spill my own blood if it means keeping you by my side”??? fucking superb you funky little tin can, you’re making me blush, keep it up

MacCready eats his sugar bombs with Nuka Quantum. Danse finds out and says it’s disgusting- you eat cereal with ice water. Nick nearly has a fucking aneurysm

danse: if anything happened to you, i don't know what I'd do

me: *explodes*

Sole Survivor: *jumps into power armor*

Paladin Danse: IF THAT ISNT THE MOST OUTSTANDING BEHVAIOR IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!!! OUTSTANDING. OUT-FUCKING-STANDING 👍👍👍👍👍👍 GOD BLESS THE BROTHERHOOD AND AD VICTORIUM

Same though

The only valid reason to join, Must romance the tin can

do yall think any of the Brotherhood Knights that try to fight you when ur out with Danse after Blind Betrayal ever go back to Maxson and be like ‘yo i swore i saw the Sentinel out with the fukkin ghost of Paladin Danse’ and Maxson is like ‘nah u aint see shit’