The Art Of Failing [masterlist]

The Art of Failing [masterlist]

Werewolf!Joel Miller x F!Reader, Vampire!Din Djarin x F!Reader

Warnings: violence and mild gore, mentions of blood and injures, reader is described as active and able to fight, eventual smut, loss of a child, angst to fluff, more warnings to come based on individual chapters

Summary: The Division of Mythological Affairs was created to protect and serve the supernatural community while keeping the knowledge of their existence a secret. You hoped to become an Agent of the DMA like your mother before you. Just as your dream begins to fall apart at the seams, you stumble across a missing persons report that could change everything. You are desperate to solve the case, to prove your ability, and you find yourself with unlikely allies⏤ a werewolf running from his pack and a vampire shunned from his coven. The stakes are high, lives are at risk, and success hinges on the three of you learning to work together.

[a/n: this FIVE part series is in celebration of October! I'll update this post with the chapters as we go. Want notifications on my updates? Follow @theidiotupdates 💜 Wanna buy me a cup of coffee? Click here. ]

updates scheduled for 8PM EST, unless otherwise announced

MIDDAY MADNESS

DANGER AT DUSK

FIVE MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT

THE WITCHING HOUR [10/25/2023]

DAWN OF A NEW DAY [10/31/2023]

Hello Boys Warnings:none that i can think of ------------------------------------------------- No pairings

You had been on a hunt with the Winchesters , tracking down a couple of shapeshifters to an abandoned building, when you had split from the brothers , right in the middle of a show-down, to chase one of the slimy buggers ,that had bolted at the sight of Sam and Dean.

"Oi , Y/N get your ass back here!"Dean gruffly said as he fought of one of the three monsters,Sam grunting as he fought of the second.

"I'll be back in a sec' ,pretty boy ,don't wait up"you shouted back, chasing after the one that had gotten away

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Now ,you were semi- new in the world of hunting the things that went bump in the night , but you did have at least enough knowledge and training (courtesy of both brothers themselves) to know how to kill them. So when your escapee had jumped out at you from behind a corner, you hadn't imagined too see yourself staring right back , the creepy image shaking you to the core as it raised it's arms above it's head and slammed down, lodging something sharp right into your chest as you gasped.

Looking up , you locked your eyes onto your clone as you slowly pulled the foreign object from within the small cavity it had made in your skin ,blinking up at the creature slyly,  you let your eyes flicker shut before opening them again,black inky irises stared at the shape-shifting creature as it's face , no, your face morphed into one of panic and confusion.

Smirking,  your eyes glazed over before you whispered..

"Now, now, I know you damn freaks want a piece of the Winchesters, but darling , you can't touch what's not yours".

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A/N: This is my first time writing anything for one of the fandom bases I'm in and I had a brain fart and this popped up but I don't really know if I like it but oh well, enjoy this little shitfest I've wrote :))

-I

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Updates/Fic recs

What I’ve posted in the last week:

Chinese Satellite & Moon Song from the Punisher series (Joel x reader) lots of smut, angst, pain, ya know all the toxic shit I write about 😭

august from the folklore series (Joel x reader) also more smut and angst 😭

A smutty Din x reader one shot called Don’t Be Scared

What you can expect from me:

Got some v smutty Din requests coming

And of course next installment of Punisher, Savior Complex

I also posted that I’ll be accepting requests for not only Din and Joel but also Javi P and Frankie, too!

Fic recs:

@atinylittlepain posted part two of June this week (a Joel x OC story) and it’s so beautiful and sad and human and I just love it so much!!!

@wannab-urs posted a Boygenius inspired Dieter x Reader fic called In the Next One that is also just so beautiful and we all know I’m a slut for anything Boygenius related

Dressed for Revenge Arc 2 people!!!! This Joel x NB reader is so unique and addicting. I hope y’all love Ghost as much as I do. @jksprincess10

@millersdjarin posted Chapter 20 of I Only See Daylight tonight and I haven’t read it yet but it’s one of my favorite Din series of all time and I’m so ready to devour it!!!

That’s it this week! Haven’t read a ton bc I’ve been writing so much but if you would like me to read what you have going on feel free to tag me!

endless gifs of yoongi: 1/∞

butter concept clip