Eugene: Enid, Break A Leg.

Eugene: Enid, break a leg.

Wednesday: That’s an awful thing to say.

Eugene: It means good luck.

Wednesday: Oh, then Enid, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus.

I translated Little Miss Perfect through 57 languages and then back to English. It is literally nothing like the original song. This may just be the funniest thing I’ve ever read:

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I once spent five minutes trying to remember the word cookie. None of my friends know Spanish and the Spanish word for cookie (galleta) sounds NOTHING like the English word so everyone was just confused until I remembered. How did I forget such a common word

im going to have a stroke

if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

I also need to prove this point to my mom