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4 years of German led me to this moment.
Hannibal Lecker
That is all.
"The science of yyiyasiyahiyahuyyahiyyaiya and the law of the Iyiriyah" - Google Translate
(The moment is at 1:58 btw but I would recommend watching the whole thing because it's hilarious XD) Random shit that makes me burst out laughing for no reason-
DAEDRIC PRINCES IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Trans(lated) Sheogorath
or
SHEOGORATH IS YOGURT
The many names of the (TRANSlated) Madgod.
I attempted to google-translate the bio of some characters and here’s what I got from Sheo:
1. Sheogorath (The original, sometimes it got it right)
2. Seogorath (Close enough)
3. Sogorad ( So... Go, you radical person, Sheo probably doesn’t want you)
4. Shogura (Nani ?)
(looked it up, closest I found was shigure= winter rainshower? apparently... What with the rain and all)
5. Zigguratgu (....Cigarettes?)
6. Schiograt (A free trip to Italy? Schiograt-uito?)
7. Schwegarat (um... Schweg? As in Swag? Idk)
8. Geogorath
(Not to be confused with Geogoraph, That’s the Shivering Isles)
9. George.... (prince of Jordan?)
And last but no least: the detail that was lost in translation.The proof that Sheo is, in fact
10. Yogurt
FORGET THE CHEESE , SHEO= YOGURT CONFIRMED!!!
Also Bonus:
Translated Jyggalag
1. Gigaragu
2. Jigsaw. (OMMG, that explains a lot)
Sheography of Sheogorath pt.2: Metal Alchemy and the Book of Rabies
This is the 2nd part of my google-translated Sheogorath Bio. It’s About the Artifacts of Sheogorath.
There are many artifacts associated with Geogorath, among the warehouses of many others, in which there will be no Wabbajack the most famous, and which must therefore be considered in the context of metal transformation or the cause of death. Some members of the Everscamp team also include Sheogorath, Others include Sugora armored Gamolbulpadi folk forklift, an art known as “Multi-disc burning is the power to chase our dreams.” , and the lesser known element, Folium Discognitum, a powerful book containing scenes of rabies. Along with Hircine Prince of Hunt, he is associated with bitter grace. In soot, the Prince Hunt is intimate pathetic.
Sheography of Sheogorath pt.3: Broken Time and the Dhedral rule
This is the 3rd part of my Google-translate Sheogorath Bio. It’s about the summoning of Sheogorath
Sheogorath is one of the simplest princes called Daedric. Sheogorath is built according to the dhedral rule.
Although the state on the date of the second call to the sun, time had broken up in the company of Sheogorath , either a wolf's skin or burning in the sun. On the same day his name was on the second day before, when Sogorad could sing at any time in a storm or leave the skin of a wolf or bear. Another way is to call the store to get wool, lettuce and ornaments stored in the corners of the mortal world.
Sheography of Sheogorath pt.4: The right moment to become a class leader
This is the 4th part of my Google-Translate Sheogorath Bio. This is roughly the ‘‘Personality and traits’‘ part of the elder scrolls fandom wiki
Talent:
The Sheogorath madman likes to direct and / or perform actions that can be described as trivial or stupid. And it is completely unpredictable and often absurd or above and socially different words separately. The intestine usually refers to extraction, because it is very obsessed with cheese. He is unable to manipulate himself, as he was shown only to a mortal man, but also to other masters, Daedric.
Though completely insane, Schwegarat shows ingenuity and foresight. In 2920, Sotha remembered that the brand was a strong part of the company and went to the “party” of other princes, making it memorable. He showed not only his personality but also his ability to rule other kings.
Sheogorath is crazy, although he shows extraordinary skill and wisdom.
Some notable cases include Malacath's murder of his sooty son for victory in the war, animals and the idea of being able to win the game. Sheogorath's situation reflects the madness that reigns. Nuren’s madness spread to other parts of the medical islands. Schiograt’s view shows the madness of rules. . As with the "problem of the four corners of the house", he is known for his rebellious attitude.
With Grammisch’s rise, Schiograt’s interest began to wane as he began to find the “right moment” to become a class leader.
Daedra Translate: Malacath
Daedra Translate isn’t just about Sheo. This part is about Malacath, what I got in Google-Translate and arranged to make a somewhat coherent bio.
Input: Google translate
Malacath
Malacath - is the leader of the defense, they both rejected masculinity.
Prince of Marrakech, saint of exiles and forbidden. [Malacath?]
Malacath - The leader of the nomadic sector distorted our master's consent.
Malacat-The head of the church who stole the fifth from us.
Malacath - The head of the religious department stole our master's degree.
Output: Daedra Translate
Malacath, Prince of Marrakesh, is the Minister of defense. By leading a nomadic sector of the church, he stole the degree of a religious leader and revoked the 5th commandment.
Daedra Translate: Molag Bal
Google-translated Molag Bal. Like Malacath, there is too much modern AU of military and Christian-based cults in here.
Molag Bal: Google Translate
Molaga Bal - Servant of the leader of domination and spiritual relations, it begs the question that he can catch the spirits of their domination.
Prince Moragbar The ruled and spiritually enslaved prince tried to tie his soul to his land [ Molag ]
Molaga Bala - the leader of the slave country and tried to convey its spirit.
Molga Baal - The prince is the Holy Spirit, who is trying to bring contentment and spirit to the kingdom.
Mareg Bell - The Prime Minister is trying to stay on the moon
Mareg Bell-The incumbent Prime Minister trying to sit down on the moon.
Mulleg Bell - the Prime Minister, as a slave, tries to earn a living in the field.
Mulleg Bell - Prince of the government as a slave, and tries to take lives in the field.
Prince Moragbar was once known as Mulleg Bell, a slave that was used on the fields. After leading a slave rebellion, he brought contentment to his kingdom and is venerated as the Holy Spirit. He is currently trying to conquer the moon but is unable to stay there due to Gravity issues but does not want to leave.
Google translated Daedric Princes Bios. Namira is a Blackface king that buys out her fans adoration with gadgets.
Namira: Google Translate
Namira - is the prince of "ancient darkness, and is revered as the patron saint of things."
Mira Prince of "Ancient Darkness," which is considered to hate everything [ Namira]
Namira - the boss of the old "darkness", the builder of everything that fans do.
Namira - a former "black" leader who did everything fans did.
Namira - the former "black" leader of all achievements.
Everyone thought that Teilhard was the "old black" king. [Namira]
Tiger - the prince of the "dark old", all things are considered protectors. [ Namira]
Daedra Translate
Namira "Mira", is the "old black" king of Teilhard who hates Everything. Once known as Tiger Prince of Ancient Darkness, this former "black" leader started new fads, listened to her fans, built everything they wanted and was revered as the patron saint of "Things".
Daedra Translate: Mephala, the rise of Hamlet
Google translated Daedric Price Bios. Mephala’s could be turned into a modern movie about... Internet cults and hacking? LOL
Mephala: Input, Google translate
Mephala - An unknown conspiracy and chaos prince, Mephala, a robot maker, is sowing controversy.
Mephala - an unknown head of blisters and clouds, the main processing tool, the horizontal conductor.
Mephala - an unknown leader of light bulbs and clouds, the main tool of transformation, the horizontal conductor.
Hamlet - a barricade builder, a rebel rebel, the invisible Mark Vladimir.
HAMLET - Prince Vladimir Plots and blur, Artist pilot, the seeds of controversy. [Mephala]
Hamlet- A blur of Prince Vladimir, a billionaire contestant, a rebel molecule. [Meph]
Output: Mephala, the rise of Hamlet
Mephala
HAMLET – Was the stage name of the leader of an obscure Rebel group codenamed as "blisters and clouds" with youtube channel and forum "light bulbs and clouds" that spread conspiracy theories and sowed controversy amongst celebrities and political figures. Behind the scenes he presented himself with his fake identity of Mark Mephala, an amateur pilot.
Hamlet was in fact a robotics prodigy that had also developed groundbreaking processing tools and disguise systems that allowed them to be almost invisible. His scientific prowess held an underlying obsession and madness that led him to demand of being revered as the "Horizontal Conductor" among his group of rebels, as some sort of supreme mastermind.
After he was finally caught it was revealed that he was in reality the reclusive Billionaire Prince Vladimir.
Abnur Tharn Bio on Google Translate. I know this isn’t Daedra but i’ll keep the same tag.
Abnur is the Queen of Nirvana who uses Camouflage to protest. No, seriously that’s what it also translated his name to.
ਮੈਮ ਤੁਹਾਨੁ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਦੀ ਹੈ।. 사랑해. أحبك. አፈቅርሃለሁ.Ես սիրում եմ քեզ.মই আপোনাক ভাল পাওঁ. 我愛你。. আমি তোমাকে ভালোবাসি. я цябе кахаю. איך האב דיר ליב. हम तोहसे प्यार करेलीं. Обичам те. မင်းကိုချစ်တယ်။. تۆم خۆش دەوێت. 我爱你。އަހަރެން ތިބާ ދެކެ ލޯބިވަން. में तुगी हिरख करना. ខ្ញុំស្រលាញ់អ្នក. Сени сүйөм. я тебе люблю. მიყვარხარ.Σ'αγαπώ. હું તને પ્રેમ કરું છુ. אני אוהב אותך. تۆم خۆش دەوێت. I love you.
- HB
If God is real and there’s something I’m supposed to be doing with my life besides running the opening of my immortal through google translate 27 times, I’m sorry
If ya'll haven't tried Google translating Ninjago before you literally have to. I just put in a random scene I remember into Google translate and copy and pasted idk how many times (10 or less) into random languages, then back to English. I'll show you the before and after.
Before:
"We'll have to get all ninja up on ya! What does that even mean? I don't know... usually Lloyd does the talking, but he isnt here. Where's Lloyd!? Yelling. There he is!"
After:
"You have to defeat all your ninjas! What does this mean? I don't know... Lloyd says a lot, but not here. Where is Lloyd screaming!"
And I bet if I did it more it would be funnier. Search Ninjago Google translate into YouTube and the Pilot and Rebooted videos are HILARIOUS. I read them out loud to myself and I was cackling😂 This is a must💀
Just had a vivid image of the eyes of Notre Dame looking down at Frollo like
👀 Sir, Sir, please calm down!👀
So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.
Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and
10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again
I translated Little Miss Perfect through 57 languages and then back to English. It is literally nothing like the original song. This may just be the funniest thing I’ve ever read:
character, culture and thought. Don’t forget to subscribe. Try to live in the moment. Among the students. I can't་་. Pavav province Pavav place name. If I think so, coffee… Two years later, the Bond Act was passed. I destroyed my family. I asked how that happened. Are you ready to take action? Both men and women wear long skirts. There is nothing to apologize for. Communication and presentation skills. Yes, love, love. No, you don’t need to get out of bed. current! , current! , current! , current! , seat? Love is a weird thing. Roy, Roy. This guy has it. I am fine There were people there forever. sems can is sems can. He chose me. No, it’s about money. We had a lovely evening. Her smile is beautiful. Time is going by in the blink of an eye. Yes, it happened today. I drank and drank. Elijah saved the winds. He came closer to me and I sat down. First of all, he didn’t say it. I know he did it himself. If I had a cup, I’d drink it. Check your Windows computer. That’s why I started. For example: protection. Protection No, it's not written. not at all་. not at all་. not at all་. not at all་. It's not like that. It's not like that. Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom. Saheli sisters, Nat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Dog, Wolf, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit , dog , taste, taste, taste, taste, taste. , the , the , the , the , morning , dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, drive, go, go, go, go, step, go. go go. . evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་. evening་. evening་. evening་. evening་. evening་. evening་. evening་. skills་. bite་. skills་. skills་. skills་. skills་. skills་. Fast, fast, fast. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. evening་་. Cooning, Cooning, Cooning, Cooning, Cooning, Cooning. , north, east, southeast, no, no, no, no. Mothers, mothers, mothers. Mothers, mothers, mothers. Mothers, mothers, mothers. Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom. chu chu chu shes rab yum ma yum yum yum yum Yes, yes, here, here, here. Yes, yes, yes. Love is a lie. Yes, love, love. in་་. Not anymore. I do not know And that could be bad news. It’s hard to know for sure. I believe he was lying. You may not know where to start. Don't worry bro
Alright humorous coping mechanism of the day: Y’know that one little song you hum under your breath that goes something like “fuck you all, doo dee dah” but in another language? Yeah put that though google translate. If the song’s in English translate it back and forth in a few other languages you don’t know. If it’s not in English, see how bad google fucks it up. Either way, you will at the very least snort at the little automated voice announcing something like “rice pudding I don’t want to work”