Stupid Turtle Thoughts - With Pepino

✨Stupid Turtle Thoughts - With Pepino✨

For some reason I keep telling myself this. Bayverse Raphael would 100% be a secret Swiftie. Anything he finds in the sewers or above ground that ties to Taylor Swift, he is going to keep. He would most likely be deathly afraid to tell his brothers as he’s supposed to be the tough guy in the group. But sometimes he’s tired of being a tough guy, he needs to fangirl over a music artist as everybody does. If he’s completely alone he’d definitely break out into song, probably singing or humming a T. Swift song. He probably most likely cried to any sad songs.

A lil post

Here’s a video I’ve made a long time ago because I was severely bored and my little neurodivergent brain thought of this for some apparent reason for which I will never understand.

Will someone please answer the phone

Things need to be cheaper. Free, even

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

✨Stupid Turtle Thoughts - With Pepino✨

TW: LGBT+ talk, very SLIGHT talk about homophobia but it’s not serious (Don’t like? Don’t read.)

Is it just me or does Bayverse Donnie give heavy bisexual vibes? Because that tall baby just seems like your average socially awkward yet crazy bisexual guy (I don’t mean to stereotype but he gives those vibes I’m sorry if this offends anyone). And I personally don’t see him as transfem, sorry to anyone who does, but I see him more as a non-binary guy or genderfluid guy, because this dude’s gender identity is so flexible. I feel like he just likes to switch depending on his mood, he doesn’t just want to be a man, he wants to be feminine sometimes or he doesn’t want to feel like anything, just turtle.

Also, let’s talk about the other brothers and what I headcanon them as.

Let’s start off with Fearless leader. Leonardo to me seems like a closeted gay, because he is terrified on the inside that Splinter might unapprove of him wanting a man rather than a woman, or his brothers endlessly making fun of him or disgusted in him. He’s an overthinker most of the time so that’s why he hides it the most he can. If he ever did end up coming out, the results aren’t something he will probably expect. Splinter will most likely say that he is proud for Leo to build up the courage to tell him and that he’d support him as much as he can. Splinter loves his boys and he wouldn’t want to lose them over something like a simple sexual orientation.

Now, about the hothead. Raphael seems like the kind of guy who only would sort of act homophobic only as a joke, he never took it too far though. He respects LGBT+ people, even if it’s not his cup of tea sometimes. I headcanon him more as Cisgender and Heterosexual, the classic package. Yeah I know, boring and vanilla, whatever, BUT JUST WAIT, that’s in the beginning. Once one of his brothers or multiple come out, he will ease up or completely stop the homophobic jokes. Raphie boy loves his brothers even if he doesn’t show it often, he wouldn’t want to upset them too much and make them feel unsafe. Once his brothers come out, he starts question himself what he feels like, who he likes, and everything. The others do help him out through his questioning journey though, and Raphael ended up with just going with Cisgender and Omnisexual, leaning towards the female preference but he’s willing to give others a chance.

Now… about Michael, we all know what he is. Full on Pansexual, I think most of us can agree. Gender indentity in my personal opinion is Cisgender, because non-binary doesn’t fit, he doesn’t necessarily give trans to me, and genderfluid??? Maybe, but no. But this party dude is giving anyone a chance. He doesn’t care about gender, just give him someone to flirt with, hang out with, someone to love and cherish till the very end. He loves it all, skinny people, chubby people, big boobs, big butt, small boobs, small butt, long hair and short hair, tall and short, makeup, no makeup. As long as he has someone who treats him and his family nice, he’s not complaining.

(I wrote about Raph the most what 😭)