Where Do I Find An Australian? Hmmm???????????

Where do I find an Australian? Hmmm???????????

Just letting ya’ll know that April 26 is Hug an Australian Day. 

No idea if this was asked before, but what superpowers do you think the Batfam would have if they were to get any? I can think of a lot but somehow it's hard for me to pin down what Jay and Tim would have (Tim especially, maybe sth with shadows or illusions or even technopathy? I can see a lot for him tbh)

I feel like if any member of the batfam got superpowers any bad guy in the area would be utterly screwed. 

Bruce

- Probably something to do with Telepathy or Teleportation - I can imagine a young Jason trying to sneak out of the manor and Bruce just appears there like - “You think too loudly, now go back to bed.” - Then he just disappears again.- He does it to fuck with Clark a lot, like one moment Bruce was in front of him and now he’s sitting at the kitchen table sipping on his coffee. - But he doesn’t use his Telepathy on anyone he loves unless he absolutely has too. - Like the time that Damian was having a panic attack and couldn’t tell Bruce what was wrong, only then would he use it on family. - Any other times he’s using it to get information from (insert random villain here) without even having to touch them. Dick- The more I think about it the more I want Dick to have the ability to fly. - Could you imagine Bruce chasing a 12 year old around while he’s flying around the manor? - Also Dick loves it because he can do flips and tricks all of the time without needing a grapple line or anything. - Sometimes he floats in his sleep and Alfred makes sure to tuck him in extra tight at night so he doesn’t hit his head on the roof. - Also not to mention Nightwing flying around with a very young pre!robin Tim on his back so he can take photos of Gotham. - Yeah so flying is Dick’s thing. Jason- I’ve seen a few posts about Jason getting powers from the pit, but I honestly think Jason having a connection with nature would be the coolest thing?- Like he can just walk up to a tree and talk to it, or if Alfred’s flowers are dying he can bring them back to life without batting an eyelash. - Also like during christmas he can grow mistletoe wherever he wants so he can surprise Tim with sneaky little kisses and get away with it. - He also likes spending a lot of time with nature after he got his powers, because it just gives him the energy he needs to keep going. - Plus Jason with a lil flower crown is a big mood. Tim- Honestly I think Tim fits both Darkness Manipulation and Technopathy. - When he was younger it would drive Bruce nuts because he was trying to get to a file and suddenly it was just in his face, thanks to a vv tired and lazy Tim. - Also Tim is seriously good at hiding in the shadows, and he’s so silent when he takes a step or even runs he might as well just be a shadow. - It makes for an excellent spy. - Tim loves it because he can hack computer systems without even touching the computer, so many recon missions have gone smoother because of it. - He lovessss to sneak up on Damian during patrol because the poor boy can’t see him in the darkness. - One time when Dick stole Tim’s coffee he made the cave so dark it was impossible to see and Dick stubbed his toe on a balance beam. - Tim refused to turn the lights back on until he got his coffee back. Damian- I think that Damian would have the ability to talk to animals, see through their eyes or even control them, he doesn’t like to force them to do something they wouldn’t want to do but sometimes he has no choice. - Like sometimes he’ll be on a mission and use a bird to get a sweep of the room that he or someone else is about to enter. - It also comes in handy because he really really likes animals, so sometimes he’ll come home with a snake wrapped around his shoulders and a kangaroo bouncing by his side. - Bruce makes him do a veterinary course so that if anything happens to them Damian can help heal animals, and Damian is totally on board with it too. - Bruce doesn’t really mind Damian’s powers because they come in handy, but he did have to ban him from using his powers after an elephant went on a rampage in Gotham city.   

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

Time To Get Back Into A Fandom I Thought I Was Done With

I’m such a fool

Stan Lee is dead and so are my hopes, dreams, and the goldfish I named after marvel characters back when I was in third grade.

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes