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A tv show idea where a women makes a deal with the devil. She gets talent, brains, and beauty. In return the devil wants her to break one million hearts. However, the women has no idea how to flirt. She enlists her flirty best friend to help her con one million people into dating her and giving her their stuff before she breaks their heart. The entire show is just them conning rich men, women, and everyone in between. The women who made the deal somehow always messed up the plan in the middle and it cuts back to the best friend slamming her head on a desk. At the end they DONT fall in love. Instead, they take down the government or something idk.
What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide
Step 1:
Time To Get Back Into A Fandom I Thought I Was Done With
I’m such a fool
My Two Padawans S01E02 - “I’ve Got A Bad Feeling About Clones.” In which our de-aged hero is too cute for his own good, and Cody is a goddamn traitor.
Bonus:
More than ever it has been wanted for certain people to shut up.
How do you write formally in an essay that people need to mind their own business??? I hate writing formally…
Where do I find an Australian? Hmmm???????????
Just letting ya’ll know that April 26 is Hug an Australian Day.
Splendid
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
NO!
Okay so
suicide looks like a pretty good option right about now…
Call out post for my friend
She hasn’t seen spiderverse yet and I am going to keep doing this until she does.
Give me the ominous vibes.
Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
I fear for you OP. However may your mission be blessed by the Tumblr gods.
ATTENTION
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made
No idea if this was asked before, but what superpowers do you think the Batfam would have if they were to get any? I can think of a lot but somehow it's hard for me to pin down what Jay and Tim would have (Tim especially, maybe sth with shadows or illusions or even technopathy? I can see a lot for him tbh)
I feel like if any member of the batfam got superpowers any bad guy in the area would be utterly screwed.
Bruce
- Probably something to do with Telepathy or Teleportation - I can imagine a young Jason trying to sneak out of the manor and Bruce just appears there like - “You think too loudly, now go back to bed.” - Then he just disappears again.- He does it to fuck with Clark a lot, like one moment Bruce was in front of him and now he’s sitting at the kitchen table sipping on his coffee. - But he doesn’t use his Telepathy on anyone he loves unless he absolutely has too. - Like the time that Damian was having a panic attack and couldn’t tell Bruce what was wrong, only then would he use it on family. - Any other times he’s using it to get information from (insert random villain here) without even having to touch them. Dick- The more I think about it the more I want Dick to have the ability to fly. - Could you imagine Bruce chasing a 12 year old around while he’s flying around the manor? - Also Dick loves it because he can do flips and tricks all of the time without needing a grapple line or anything. - Sometimes he floats in his sleep and Alfred makes sure to tuck him in extra tight at night so he doesn’t hit his head on the roof. - Also not to mention Nightwing flying around with a very young pre!robin Tim on his back so he can take photos of Gotham. - Yeah so flying is Dick’s thing. Jason- I’ve seen a few posts about Jason getting powers from the pit, but I honestly think Jason having a connection with nature would be the coolest thing?- Like he can just walk up to a tree and talk to it, or if Alfred’s flowers are dying he can bring them back to life without batting an eyelash. - Also like during christmas he can grow mistletoe wherever he wants so he can surprise Tim with sneaky little kisses and get away with it. - He also likes spending a lot of time with nature after he got his powers, because it just gives him the energy he needs to keep going. - Plus Jason with a lil flower crown is a big mood. Tim- Honestly I think Tim fits both Darkness Manipulation and Technopathy. - When he was younger it would drive Bruce nuts because he was trying to get to a file and suddenly it was just in his face, thanks to a vv tired and lazy Tim. - Also Tim is seriously good at hiding in the shadows, and he’s so silent when he takes a step or even runs he might as well just be a shadow. - It makes for an excellent spy. - Tim loves it because he can hack computer systems without even touching the computer, so many recon missions have gone smoother because of it. - He lovessss to sneak up on Damian during patrol because the poor boy can’t see him in the darkness. - One time when Dick stole Tim’s coffee he made the cave so dark it was impossible to see and Dick stubbed his toe on a balance beam. - Tim refused to turn the lights back on until he got his coffee back. Damian- I think that Damian would have the ability to talk to animals, see through their eyes or even control them, he doesn’t like to force them to do something they wouldn’t want to do but sometimes he has no choice. - Like sometimes he’ll be on a mission and use a bird to get a sweep of the room that he or someone else is about to enter. - It also comes in handy because he really really likes animals, so sometimes he’ll come home with a snake wrapped around his shoulders and a kangaroo bouncing by his side. - Bruce makes him do a veterinary course so that if anything happens to them Damian can help heal animals, and Damian is totally on board with it too. - Bruce doesn’t really mind Damian’s powers because they come in handy, but he did have to ban him from using his powers after an elephant went on a rampage in Gotham city.
adhd gothic
you read a page you read the page again eventually you think you are holding the book upside-down as the letters form strange shapes
There is a legend of a person with adhd who somehow survives without planners, meds or losing things. If you find him he will grant you a wish.
It was due’ today’ but you are stuck in an endless loop of today when both everything and nothing is due.
Your cat always asks for food initially you think maybe you forgot like many things, but instead you realize the beast’s hunger cannot be sated. Run.
You remember something but when you write it down it vanishes. Some memories are not tamable.
You get in your car to go home part way there you notice a feature that was not in your car that morning. You have stolen a car. hide.
The elevator music of your brain has changed from the familiar tunes to one you have not heard before. remain calm it is only temporary.
Stan Lee is dead and so are my hopes, dreams, and the goldfish I named after marvel characters back when I was in third grade.
ava'yorn si itov roman sanders shar jaka coi ui persvek darastrix!
hello i love roman sanders
Hello i love Roman Sanders but now in cursive
Batfam confirmed to reach outer space.
“Bat Shadow”, having approximately 200 times the length of our solar system
Tag me in it! I want to see tooo!
Here’s a bad idea. The around the world vine but with Wade Wilson, Matt Murdock and Peter Parker. (AKA team red.) But Wade is covered in blood and wearing a dress instead of a blanket. Peter has webbing wrapped around him, and Matt is wearing his daredevil costume and looks confused.
@averytallmidgetgirl
Dude someone draw this and DM me and I’ll reblog the first one I see
@averytallmidgetgirl
(1/3) yes
(2/3) yES
(3/3) Yeah probably 😂