Natsuo: Doesnt Want (is A Dick) OR Enji Doesnt Trust Him Not To Push The Wheelchair Down The Hill

Natsuo: doesn’t want (is a dick) OR Enji doesn’t trust him not to push the wheelchair down the hill

Shouto: minor, they don’t want him doing it for insurance reason OR he has to get to school ASAP because Aizawa dgaf they just defeated AFO, the test is happening on the day that it’s happening

Untenmaru: older and/or more frail than Enji, will probably pull his back and end up in a wheelchair himself

True- Natsuo, Shoto, even Untenmaru- chivalry is dead

they know rei is no damsel in distress she has secret muscles stored in her gigantic butt

Yeah, why don’t you go say it to Eraserhead and Present Mic about Oboro and see how many limbs you get to keep

AFO: I’m the reason you could see Touya again.

Me:

I also like how Dabi thought everything stayed the same since he was sixteen. Shouto is still just Enji’s pet project with no will of his own, Enji is still a raging maniac only caring about his success, the rest of the fam is just putting up with this. Meanwhile Enji had a whole change of character, he and Shouto went through a renegotiation of their roles in their relationship, Shouto stood up for himself by refusing to communicate with Enji until he was respected, Shouto trained and developed his own moves (unlike Touya who just copied Enji’s). Shouto has his own life and goals that have little to do with Enji. Rei got out of the hospital and was able to motivate her husband and son to fight Touya. Natsuo recognized Touya’s past suffering, he’s no longer that annoyed kid who just wants to sleep. Fuyumi was never “just a girl who doesn’t understand.” For all his spying on his family, Touya saw only what he wanted to see. He has no idea who any of them are.

Hawks: Enji, I would like us to wear a matching costume for Halloween. And before you cuss me out, please, just keep an open mind…

Endeavor: Is it Sponge Bob and Squidward?

Hawks: How the FUCK did you know??

Endeavor: After years of loving you, I have finally cracked the code. Plus, we did Colonel Sanders and Chicken Nugget last year.

Hawks: You are the loveliest man in the universe. I adore you with my entire being.

Endeavor: You’re cringe, but I love you so much I don’t care.

Shouto: God, please, why am I here?

Hawks: Hey Endeavor, I found All for One’s real weakness!

All for One: What, my support mask?

Hawks: No, you idiot. You come up with all your insults in advance! Endeavor, he can’t improvise!

Endeavor: Hey All for One! When you were born, your mom said, “I didn’t order a meatball!”

All for One: Why you…

Hawks: Ahaha, I was right!

All for One: I’m just gonna have to kill you.

Hawks: LO-SER!

Shouto: A face only a mother could love.

Touya: Yeah, cause she sure as heck ain’t loving yours.

Shouto: You’re so obsessed with Dad it’s pathetic.

Touya: You literally refused to use the entire left side of your body because it looked like him, and I’M obsessed?

Shouto: You’re an amateur, and your Prominence Burn sucks ass.

Touya: …you…

Enji: You’re both impressive in your own way, I love you equally, and I wish you’d stop hurting each other because neither of you deserves any more pain than you’ve already experienced.

Touya: What the fuck, dude?

Shouto: DAD??

Enji: Ahaha! I win at therapy! I’m the number one patient! No one can stop me!!! I HAVE CONQUERED MY MENTAL ILLNESS! TAKE THAT, PTSD!!!

Rei: All three of you need to be locked up. Like, right now.