Cis Ppl Never Truly Can Understand The Very Particular Discomfort That Comes From Your Friends Using

cis ppl never truly can understand the very particular discomfort that comes from your friends using your preferred name extremely loudly as the teacher is slowly getting closer to your table and you start panicking cuz ur not sure if they heard

are u too feeling the debt of insanity weighing on ur bones

Yes! Thank you for noticing. Also how many of these did you ask in the five minutes you’ve had this account holy sit

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

ew are u gay 😢😢😢 i could never

recognition of the self through the other, etc etc

when you finally graduate from a ‘Pinterest is the only social media my parents let me have’ girlie to a tumblr nonbinary person

All the Baldur’s Gate 3 characters to me are utter perfection. Gale is the Little Guy ever, silly wizard levels through the roof. Karlach is a she/her himbo. Best friend energy like none before. Shadowheart is the token Religious Trauma(TM) impulse hair dyer friend. Wyll is sacrificial and brave and would buy you chocolates on your period. Lae’zel is the friend who offers to stab your boyfriend when he’s bad to you. Astarion is the friend who you stay on call with until 3AM talking gossip and traumabonding with. I love they so much I just