It's Gonna Be Such A Funny Mess When Donald Trump Dies Of A Stroke On April 1st, 2024.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

ew are u gay 😢😢😢 i could never

recognition of the self through the other, etc etc

Just noticed that behind the words in Bruno is Orange are what sounds like ‘dum da da dum, dum da da dum’ repeated over and over but as the song builds to its peak you can hear that what’s actually being said is the word ‘don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t’ until it reaches its height and breaks out into what sounds like ‘don’t tattle, don’t tattle, dumb child, dumb child’ over and over again. This song has me in a CHOKEHOLD i swear to god

why are u bald

(Camera pans, reveals you are looking in a mirror angrily with tears pouring down your face as you scream at no one but yourself)

Larian missed out on a big opportunity in BG3. When Astarion is brooding about not being able to see his reflection you should be able to offer to draw him and the DC is super high for you to succeed but if you fail you just end up making some shit like this

Can you fuckin imagine how funny this would be omg.