We Love Christmas In New York. Haha, No, Our Legs Don't Get Cold. Our Muscles Are So Huge, They're Like

We love Christmas in New York. Haha, no, our legs don't get cold. Our muscles are so huge, they're like enormous blast furnaces, that's why the pizza, we gotta eat like 10k calories a day just to maintain our size, and we wanna do more than maintain, bro. Anyway, we get overheated pretty easy. It's more comfortable to walk around like this, trust us!

Did you bring the stuff? Yeah I know we ran through a 4 month supply in just one month but, like, come on man. Look at us. We're blowing the fuck up. We can't stop now. So, did you bring it?

I knew it wasn't the best idea to let him use the growth chamber a second time, but I really couldn't resist. Most of the other guys who had used the growth chamber didn't even talk to me, but he did and he told me that afterwards he would let me feel his muscles. I had to take the risk, and even if he was lying I'd still be able to see how big a guy like him could really get. That's a win-win in my book.

Looks like the boss's traps finally got to be taller than his head. Send around an email, we had that office betting pool going. What day did you put your money down for?

He’ll be your tour guide for the afternoon.

For some reason, the crowd went wild when he turned around. He had no clue why, he hadn't even started flexing yet.