For Some Reason, The Crowd Went Wild When He Turned Around. He Had No Clue Why, He Hadn't Even Started

For some reason, the crowd went wild when he turned around. He had no clue why, he hadn't even started flexing yet.

“His ass is stuck in the truck. You heard me. His ass is stuck. In the truck. What do you mean give him his next dose? Your best plan is for him to fucking outgrow the damn thing? Huh. Well. You know. I can’t think of any other way to get him out of there… “

I was cleaning out my closet yesterday and I found my old yearbook, which I somehow forgot about. Here's a photo of my old English teacher. It was insanely hard to focus in his class as a closeted gay teenager, but I still was such a teacher's pet with him. It's kind of obvious why now.

You can see anything on the subway in New York, you know?

We love Christmas in New York. Haha, no, our legs don't get cold. Our muscles are so huge, they're like enormous blast furnaces, that's why the pizza, we gotta eat like 10k calories a day just to maintain our size, and we wanna do more than maintain, bro. Anyway, we get overheated pretty easy. It's more comfortable to walk around like this, trust us!