Good News For All You X Users Out There! Our New Social Media Intern And Current Junior At Pfatter U

Good news for all you X users out there! Our new social media intern and current junior at Pfatter U insisted we start a page. Go give it a follow for some exclusive updates, and stay tuned for a REALLY big announcement!

Nothing like a roommate gift swap in festive pajamas to celebrate the holiday. Merry Christmas from our Pfatter University family to yours!

What does the theatre department happen to look like at Pfatter U?

Our theatre program is robust! We put on four full-length plays a year and always encourage majors and non-majors alike to get involved. Below are some stills from our recent productions of Peter Pan, Grease, Oedipus, and Oklahoma!

Which fraternity at PFatter University is known as the biggest party animals? I can only imagine how much beer the frat house consumes.

That would be Sigma Delta Tau (ΣΔΤ)! Last night they threw their annual Barely Dressed Greek party, showing off their well-fed physiques under their signature sheer togas. Don’t you wish you had been there?

This past week, our Studio Art students got a special treat - some of their classmates came in for a nude model portrait study. Some of them admittedly had issues focusing on their paintings, luckily all were provided with extra-large canvases! Here’s some of the models in action.

During the off-season, our soccer players are known to hibernate - that is, eat lots of food and move very little! We asked them to try on their jerseys for us, because who doesn’t love a comparison photo?