What Does The Theatre Department Happen To Look Like At Pfatter U?

What does the theatre department happen to look like at Pfatter U?

Our theatre program is robust! We put on four full-length plays a year and always encourage majors and non-majors alike to get involved. Below are some stills from our recent productions of Peter Pan, Grease, Oedipus, and Oklahoma!

“Being an RA at Pfatter University is so rewarding! I’m living on a Freshman Floor this year. They always stop by to raid my snack cabinet, ask for recipes, or borrow some clothes - at least half my resident’s pants don’t fit anymore! But I’m always happy to help.” - Luke, senior

Here’s a photo of Pfatter U swimmers Jimmy (freshman), Doug (sophomore), and Ivan (junior). We heard their senior teammate Sam is back in the locker room, trying to get his XXL speedo to fit!

Pfatter U’s social media intern has been studying abroad! It’s been hard to keep up with all the goings-on this semester. We’ve taken a lot of photos (taken on our new high-def camera!) but haven’t had time to post them. Should we?

Here’s the club soccer getting back together for the first spring practice. Jeremy, their star center, surprised them with his new-found heft, after coming back from his internship at a supplement company.

I have always liked the crew team or rowers at college level. Does your University have a team? If so any pics of them in their skiffs rowing up the river with their classic phatterrUniversity bellies and bulk?

Of course we have a crew team! Even with all those calories they burn on their early-morning rows, the team still maintain the classic Pfatter physique - so much so that we have to specially reinforce their boats!

Good news for all you X users out there! Our new social media intern and current junior at Pfatter U insisted we start a page. Go give it a follow for some exclusive updates, and stay tuned for a REALLY big announcement!