It's So Difficult To Find A Good Fanfic.

It's so difficult to find a good fanfic.

I think we can all agree that reading the perfect fanfiction is one of the best feelings one can experience. But I think we don't talk enough about the process of finding said fanfiction. Like I am a wine sommelier searching the catacombs of the castle (Ao3) for the perfect wine for my king (me). I will be beheaded if I don't make the right choice (I'll be mildly disappointed). But I am a connoiseur, I know exactly what I'm looking for. I enter the catacombs (open Ao3) and make my way to the wine cellar (search for a ship and use filters). I slowly go through every single one of the hundreds of thousands of options like a librarian searching for a book in an endless library. I'm a professional, I will not allow myself to get distracted. I know this place like the back of my hand and I know it's secrets (tags). I find a fitting bottle and check the label (read the description) I nod to myself, I check the date (when it was last updated). Perfect. Now the most important part, I open the bottle and fill a small crystal glass with the red liquid. I swirl the wine carefully under my nose, breathing in it's aroma (checking the tags). I smell berries (hurt/comfort) and cinnamon (enemies to lovers) with a hint of caramel (slow burn). I raise the glass to my lips tasting it's aroma, it's sweet but it has a stale aftertaste (a tag I don't like). I go for the next bottle repeating the same ordeal. Again it's promising, but just not perfect. But I can't give up. I cannot disappoint my king, for the feast will soon begin (it's time for bed). I wander deeper into the catacombs, checking bottles left and right. Exhaustion overcomes me (I get slightly sleepy) and I am ready to accept my fate. (No bed time story)

But then, after what feels like forever (10 minutes max) I finally find it, the perfect wine. It's aroma unlike anything else, a taste even the gods would envy and I know my king will be happy (I'll read the whole night instead of sleeping)

Just LOOK at THE KITTY

mary claire korea behind the scenes with bts suga

These two istg!!

he’s just like me fr

🤣🤣🤣

Nie Huaisang: Will you dance with me?

Wei Wuxian: Of course.

Both: [begins to dance the macarena in perfect unison]

*pours a bucket of water on angry Jiang Cheng*

Wei Wuxian: I'm 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I am going to do.

We had a great time didn't we?👀

Sooooooo, I just got my third tattoo today.... And guess who is it dedicated to? Yes, right... The love of my life Mr. Jung Hoseok, the person I am devoted to. And this song.. means much more than I can ever describe. Blue Side sends me to another dimension, it does some kind of magic to me.... Something, I can't quite tell. Hence, I inked it just where my heart stays... Inked it so Hoseok stays close through his creation. 💜

My tattoo date was my girl @phenomenalgirl9 and here's her fire tattoo 😩🔥