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Me being french and legit tearing up at that translation makes it incredibly valid
Sometimes I still think about "Grotesque Gourmand" as an alternative translation of "Evil Food Eater".
Only "localization" I've ever thought up that I think is legitimately clever.
How does it fit so well omg




wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️
GAY PUMPKINS 👏 GAY PUMPKINS 👏 GAY PUMPKINS 👏

Consider:
'Hyper Reality Show' by Utsu-P but it's an animation of Jevil and Spamton
Reblog if boobs are pretty cool
Deltarune AU concept where the Vessel is the main character and travelling around Dark Worlds with the secret bosses to get their soul back
When the Vessel is created by the player and Gaster that person who sounds highly similar to a certain scientist but not proved to be him, both of them grant them a soul, the player's soul. However, that soul ends up being ripped away from the Vessel to get into Kris - all of this happens exactly like in the game.
After being created and discarded, the Vessel grows frustrated at their current situation. Once they somehow end up in the Light World and thus gain access to the Dark World like Kris and Susie, they decided to look around everywhere for their soul, as well as traces of the people who created them.
They would meet Jevil, then Spamton, after hearing of their stories and suspecting they may be related to the scientist at the origin of their creation. They'd eventually get the two of them to join their team, one after the other. The three would make an alliance and swear that they'd attain freedom together.
Maybe there could be a final confrontation between the Vesssel and Kris - the Vessel, desperately trying to get their soul back, not understanding what it entails ; and Kris, knowing they have no choice but to keep it, sadly, in order to survive.
Spamton and Jevil's relationship could also be a main focus of the story. The two of them have a very different vision of 'freedom', after all. I imagine Jevil would intentionally push Spamton's buttons (reminding him that he is a puppet, that he will never cut his strings) and causing him all sorts of existential dread crises in order to bring him to the same state of madness he is in, because, for Jevil, the only way to be truly happy is his way. That would cause tensions within the group, with Jevil truly meaning well but not understanding that Spamton and him are not the same, and their problems will not be solved the same way - and Spamton, failing to communicate his feelings and simply avoiding the jester like the plague instead of confronting him.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.
I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻
Writing fight scenes
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1. Pacing
A fight scene should be fast-paced and intense. Unless it's a final battle with numerous parties, a fight scene that's too long tends to take away suspense. To speed up your pacing, use active voice to describe movement and don't overdescribe your characters' thoughts. Excessive inner monologue will be unrealistic, as people usually have no room to think during intense combats.
2. Character mannerisms
Here's a point that people often overlook, but is actually super important. Through fight scenes, you should be able to reveal your characters' contrasting mannerisms and personality. A cunning character would play dirty - fighting less and making use of their opponent's weakness more. A violent character would aim to kill. A softer one would only target to disarm their enemies, using weakened attacks. A short-minded character would only rely on force and attack without thinking. This will help readers understand your characters more and decide who to root for.
3. Making use of surroundings
Not only the characters, you also need to consider the setting of your fight scene and use it to your advantage. Is it suitable for fighting, or are there dangerous slopes that make it risky? Are there scattered items that can help your characters fight (e.g. nails, shards of glass, ropes, wooden boards, or cutlery)? Is it a public place where people can easily spot the fight and call the authorities, or is it a private spot where they can fight to the death?
4. Description
The main things that you need to describe in a fight scene are :
• Characters involved in the fight
• How they initiate and dodge attacks
• Fighting styles and any weapons used
• The injuries caused
Be careful to not drag out the description for too long, because it slows down the pace.
5. Raise the stakes
By raising the stakes of the fight, your readers will be more invested in it. Just when they think it's over, introduce another worse conflict that will keep the scene going. Think of your characters' goals and motivations as well. Maybe if the MC didn't win, the world would end! Or maybe, one person in the fight is going all-out, while the other is going easy because they used to be close :"D
6. Injuries
Fights are bound to be dirty and resulting in injuries, so don't let your character walk away unscathed - show the effect of their injuries. For example, someone who had been punched in the jaw has a good chance of passing out, and someone who had been stabbed won't just remove the knife and walk away without any problem. To portray realistic injuries, research well. I have two posts about writing realistic pain and injuries back in my pink theme, check them out if you need any reference!
7. Drive the plot forward
You don't write fight scenes only to make your characters look cool - every fight needs to have a purpose and drive the plot forward. Maybe they have to fight to improve their fighting skills or escape from somewhere alive. Maybe they need to defeat the enemy in order to obtain an object or retrieve someone who had been kidnapped. The point is, every single fight scene should bring the characters one step closer (or further :D) to the climax.
8. Words to use
• Hand to hand combat :
Crush, smash, lunge, beat, punch, leap, slap, scratch, batter, pummel, whack, slam, dodge, clobber, box, shove, bruise, knock, flick, push, choke, charge, impact
• With weapon :
Swing, slice, brandish, stab, shoot, whip, parry, cut, bump, poke, drive, shock, strap, pelt, plunge, impale, lash, bleed, sting, penetrate
Not my black marker giving out on me on the second day of Inktober 😄
My mom put some fucking pokeblocs in my lunch

It think there are less subtle ways of telling me that I'm not pretty enough

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Practicing drawing hands (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)



some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
Random headcannon :
Kokichi Ouma's beta design is actually his little brother because I love that design and I want him to exist alongside Kokichi

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????
It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????
What the fuck??????
Bad dog anywhere
A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.
He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.
if you live in washington state, please take down & deep-clean your bird feeders! there is an outbreak of disease and we dont want to spread it <3
februrary 14 2021 -- western WA they should stay down until march; if you live in eastern WA, keep them down until april. this includes hummingbird feeders! it's not dangerous to humans, just birds. thanks for doing ur part to keep birds safe :)

It's so freaking cute I cant-




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Just a random thought but I want a mini movie talking about hetero/cisnormativity called Assigned Cishet At Birth
Like wouldn't that be cool
Please, like or reblog if you’re a girl and like superheroes or if you think a girl can enjoy superheroes
Trying to prove my grandma a point
just to be clear, the fact that music was nominated for a golden globe is absolutely disgusting. every single (adult) involved in that gross, ableist movie should be sickened by themselves.
for those of you who don't know, music (2021) is a movie being directed by sia about a nonverable autistic girl. not only does it not include any actually autistic people in the movie itself but it also only took advice from autism speaks which is looked at as a hate group by the majority of the autistic community. leaked scenes have also shown the movie glorifying prone restraints which are incredibly dangerous and have resulted in major injuries and even death to disabled people as recently as last year.
autistic people just like me have been incredibly outspoken about how harmful this movie is but the allistic have been mostly silent. we are already seeing reviews calling this movie 'inspiring' and important' and it's absolutely horrific! we need your help calling this out. please stand with us and call out this disgusting display of disrespect to autistic folks.
💛 - your local actually autistic pal
p.s. please, please reblog if you aren't autistic.