I'm SCREAMING

I'm SCREAMING🤣🤣🤣

And I don't know whenever it's Jack FROST or Jack SPARROW and it makes it even more hilarious🤣🤣

@phoenixborn

I haven't figured out THAT part of Cindy's biology but she might be able to get pregnant? Not like she would ever want to. All of the Véghvárys are infertile: Raia thanks to @nebula-gaster 's Flora, Rozy because of the Hellfire, Karma as she is death and decay personified. But Cindy? Who is capable of creating planet systems and galaxies?

“A more iconic and pleasant sounding than Guns N Roses' Rocket Queen~”

So wait

Vy is a heavy metal rock star

Verosika is a hot pink popstar

.....

What if I took on Sallie Mae and made her a country star? 🤔

Definitely not something unexpected. The sunflower happily turned towards the Sun, as it should do naturally. Peace and quiet.

Until the entity exploded out of the prison of botany with blazing wings.

“Awww hit a sore spot didn't I?”

I guess that's how she gets turned into a plant.

“Apparently hard to swallow pill: if it is consensual and/or in a relationship both parties are unbothered by it, it is fine. You don't get to shit on open relationships because you've been doing missionary with a psycho for eternity. Does the concept or other creatures practicing open relationships, marriages harm you? No. Does it annoy you? If so, I wonder why.”

Snaps her fingers

Enjoy being a sunflower.

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