I'm SCREAMING

I'm SCREAMING🤣🤣🤣

And I don't know whenever it's Jack FROST or Jack SPARROW and it makes it even more hilarious🤣🤣

@phoenixborn

“Then congrats, you're just a dick or male reproductive organ if you fancy the elegant way of stating the obvious.”

phoenixborn​:

“Oh I see an another contender for the best father of the year next to the fucker who attacked his own daughter.”

“That would imply I was a father to begin with. I don’t believe in such emotional concepts, they are my creations and nothing more, they exist to serve a purpose and when they fail to serve that purpose I get rid of them. Simple as that.”

“You really think I don't know?”

It was only a flash in the jade green but enough to drive the point across.

“Don't tell me this body had fooled you.”

phoenixborn​:

“Then congrats, you’re just a dick or male reproductive organ if you fancy the elegant way of stating the obvious.”

“Oh please, you’re talking to the root of all evil here. No matter what term you use I can guarantee I am much worse in actuality.”

“A more iconic and pleasant sounding than Guns N Roses' Rocket Queen~”

So wait

Vy is a heavy metal rock star

Verosika is a hot pink popstar

.....

What if I took on Sallie Mae and made her a country star? 🤔

👆 doesn't do drugs

Going off that, I doubt that 'regular' sperm or spells not strong enough would have any effect as again: she is a cosmic entity. Probably the ones able to get her pregnant would be other fellow cosmic beings.

Also her 'pregnancy' is more akin to a nuclear fusion inside her body and it takes only a month. Then she will literally crack open and the new constellation takes its place in the sky

I'm somewhat convinced Cindy would give birth to a star or a whole solar system because despite the flirty rocker look,

That's NOT how she looks like the slightest. And her tears literally cause an unstable galaxy.