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“When Seviathan brings his dad.”
Ah so
Seviathan x Erebus x Cindy threesome AND Hysteria x Sakuya x Cindy threesome when?
“Hey, it's still less awkward then when I fucked a snake demon and his grandson at the same time.”
“………….”
“What?”
“You ALWAYS do this, Sakuya! Every time there’s a girl I like you just HAVE to fuck her first.”
“Hey, it’s not EVERY time. ‘Sides we haven’t even fucked yet. And how is it MY fault we both have the same type? Maybe if you actually went for it instead of waiting like you always do we wouldn’t have this problem.”
“Fuckface.”
“Cocksucker.”
Trying so hard to not burst out laughing at the sudden silence followed by her statement.
“Can't believe for once in my life I successfully stopped a conflict between two people without murder.”
phoenixborn:
“Hey, it’s still less awkward then when I fucked a snake demon and his grandson at the same time.”
“………..”
“…………”
“You're acting like you haven't had two divorces on the same day and STILL had a fiance left.”
“Could you leave my bloody superior out of your Hellwide fuckfest??”
Well that was a quite heroic battle with the drink. The effort to not burst out laughing at the poor man was tremendous, to the point where she had to bite her tongue to keep her amusement at bay.
“Thanks! Although I feel it lacks...something ” Cindy beamed, now where did she put them- there in the corner! The leather harnesses gave a soft clink noise as she triumphantly returned with them
“Why not?” she shrugged as she elegantly maneuvered herself on top of the table in one fluid motion
“Never intended to steal every spotlight with my clothes.” or better said lack of them.
Then the devil of a woman began to slide said harnesses up her thighs while still comfortably on the table. Buckle pulled tight, showing she definitely wasn't skipping workouts; quite the opposite. The bikini she chose accented her chiseled V perfectly, the harness-garter belts created the same effect with her thighs.
“Now this is it! Although I really don't want to cut off blood circulation ” Cindy mused as she tested whenever she pulled them too tight
@phoenixborn said: Yes I had to. No peace for Erebus
A little rumble, a crash followed by a semi loud hogyazistennebasznámeg (may God not fuck it), then a flash of fire red hair accompanied by the click of too high and too shiny heels.
“So what do you think? Would this be shocking enough when I finally manage to convince you to perform together?”
No, she absolutely has no shame.
–
The gargoyle nearly chokes on his drink when he sees Cindy walking around in what was essentially a bikini. A leather, spiked bikini.
He forces down his drink down his throat, looking anywhere but the red-haired vixen. “I uh…” He says intelligently. Eventually, he clears his throat and forces himself to look at Cindy once more. “I guess so? I mean, um, it’s your choice. Wear whatever you want.”
A pause as realization hits.
“….You’re not gonna ask me to perform without my shirt on again, are you?”
“So instead of Thanksgiving, people in Hell just swear at the murderous turkey?”
@winters-club
Cindy: I don't know what's the fuss about souls, I just kill the dude and rip his soul out to fuel my fire.
Velvet: 👁👄👁
Cindy: Aftercare especially after rough sex is a must and those who refuse to do so deserve a knife in the dick.
Hysteria: 👁👄👁
Cindy: Yes I can burn underwater and DON'T touch that because it's a neutron star in disguise.
Baxter: 👁👄👁
Cindy: I can draw power from the stars and technically I could have sex for a year.
Verosika: 👁👄👁
Cindy: I have vocal range over 4 octaves, natural grit, octave jumps without any magic
Vy: 👁👄👁
Cindy's descriptions so far:
Cindy Villainfucker Flame
By @winters-club :
Cindy 'Hide yo Muses' Flame
Undercover cosmic horror, James Bond but a thousand times more terrifying
I'm SCREAMING🤣🤣🤣
And I don't know whenever it's Jack FROST or Jack SPARROW and it makes it even more hilarious🤣🤣
@phoenixborn
Erebus🥺
Sakuya is getting yeeted out of the bed I can tell🤣
And for the Gabriel one I can hear Rozy's satanic laughter in the background🤣🤣🤣
Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
@phoenixborn said: ✏️ for Erebus, Sakuya & Gabriel
Fuck Marry Kill, North, Tooth and Jack Frost 😌
“Marry Tooth, we actually could talk so much. Trauma for example and how she didn't turn out to be a homicidal maniac”
“I'm not fucking the Santa, that is below even me.”
“So I guess take the ice twink for a ride and kill North.”
Fuck Marry Kill Hysteria, Seviathan and Striker
“Marry Hysteria because...she's cute, she's fun, great to hang out with. Why not marry?”
“Fuck Striker and watch my sister get a hellfire aneurism.”
Which leaves....
“...oops.”
@strikers-saloon
"If he unsubscribes from our OnlySins he did it at the WRONG time! I just bought us matching butt plugs!"
“Help!! I have been shot by Cupid’s arrow! Literally… ” - Bunnymund xD
“I SWEAR IF YOU EVEN JUST GLANCE AT MY DIRECTION I WILL BURN YOUR RETINAS”
Cosmic cunt fire, you say?
“To quote my Hellfire spitting sister: I do not think I will grace this with a response.”
Can you fight God?
“I mean technically...close to it.”
“And I'm sure Erebus wouldn't object it~”
Reminder
that
never
let
Cindy
into
your
kitchen.
“I will not even be seen together by a sexist, overweight disco clown.”
I would say I'm sorry but
"Woof. Feisty. We can work on getting a few more of those boxes checked, baby. I'm nothing if not a patient man."
the 18th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to be challenged to a duel