A Tshirt That Says LOOKING FOR MY NEMESIS In Sparkly Bubble Font

a tshirt that says “LOOKING FOR MY ♡ NEMESIS ♡” in sparkly bubble font

oh to be pinned against a wall by my arch nemesis who i am secretly pining for and smirk insolently up at them while fantasizing about kissing them and being kissed back as they lean forward until our noses are almost touching to whisper threats which are meant to intimidate me but only turn me on more in my ear

nonsexual dominance is so fucking hot for no reason. grab my hand when we’re in crowds, help me pick my outfit/hairstyle/makeup look for the day, lead me around, pull me in close just because you want me there, pat my head, grab my chin and push it up so i look into your eyes. i live for that shit.

👆 CAN get pregnant, just not in the way any would assume. When it happens, the process is violent and fast because she is giving birth to a constellation by cracking open once its stars are fully formed within her. So when one looks at the sky can be reminded that a clutter of stars are basically their 'children'. Cindy only creates the celestial objects, influences their heat, but not the biological process on them if it happens. Happy fathers day from billions of microorganisms I guess?

@erthlyheavn ' Candy & @cold-inferno 's Summer are both about to see some vengeful cosmic horror fuckery