You Want That Gargoyle Dick So Bad

You want that gargoyle dick so bad

Well at least someone gets it.

“Don't jump into so drastic conclusions, and don't label a kind, handsome and talented man as just a 'dick'.”

“Besides...you know what's great in pianists and guitarists?”

“Their finger dexterity.”

@infernal-feminae

Well that was a quite heroic battle with the drink. The effort to not burst out laughing at the poor man was tremendous, to the point where she had to bite her tongue to keep her amusement at bay.

“Thanks! Although I feel it lacks...something ” Cindy beamed, now where did she put them- there in the corner! The leather harnesses gave a soft clink noise as she triumphantly returned with them

“Why not?” she shrugged as she elegantly maneuvered herself on top of the table in one fluid motion

“Never intended to steal every spotlight with my clothes.” or better said lack of them.

Then the devil of a woman began to slide said harnesses up her thighs while still comfortably on the table. Buckle pulled tight, showing she definitely wasn't skipping workouts; quite the opposite. The bikini she chose accented her chiseled V perfectly, the harness-garter belts created the same effect with her thighs.

“Now this is it! Although I really don't want to cut off blood circulation ” Cindy mused as she tested whenever she pulled them too tight

@phoenixborn​ said: Yes I had to. No peace for Erebus 

A little rumble, a crash followed by a semi loud hogyazistennebasznámeg (may God not fuck it), then a flash of fire red hair accompanied by the click of too high and too shiny heels.

“So what do you think? Would this be shocking enough when I finally manage to convince you to perform together?”

No, she absolutely has no shame.

–

The gargoyle nearly chokes on his drink when he sees Cindy walking around in what was essentially a bikini. A leather, spiked bikini.

He forces down his drink down his throat, looking anywhere but the red-haired vixen. “I uh…” He says intelligently. Eventually, he clears his throat and forces himself to look at Cindy once more. “I guess so? I mean, um, it’s your choice. Wear whatever you want.”

A pause as realization hits.

“….You’re not gonna ask me to perform without my shirt on again, are you?”

“Ew.”

“Cybernetics are great! Who needs functioning limbs and organs when you have TECHNOLOGY!” 

Aw wasn't he adorable when he was trying so hard? Her eyes flicked up to the mistletoe then back to Seviathan with a gentle smile.

“In Hunga- where I died we didn't have this custom, so this time you're the one teaching me.” she wasn't lying, her job didn't really allow her enough time to study Christmas traditions of different countries. Not like she ever wanted to do so.

“But I can't say I had much luck in life, so I wouldn't risk it.” more serious than joking, but she still crooked her finger with eyes sparkling with excitement as an invite for him to lean down

@phoenixborn sent: 🌿 for Seviathan

Send 🌿 to meet my muse under the mistletoe

“Hey you know a lot about human world stuff right? I need your help figuring something out.” casually holds up a mistletoe at eye level to her, seeming less smug than usual.

“Now, I was told that if two people are found underneath a mistletoe their supposed to kiss, and if they don’t they get horrible bad luck. Think we should risk it or…?”

“Don't you have a replay button to figure out?”

phoenixborn​:

“Ew.”

“Was it something I said?”

                                                        Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ                                                       Yᴏᴜ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄ ʀ ᴏ ᴡ ɴ                                                    Fʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪɴɴᴀᴄʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴛ                                                         Iᴛ ɪs ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ ᴅᴏᴡɴ

                                                                    🍎

♔ INDEPENDENT Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel. ♔ Canon Divergent. ♔ Multi-verse, Canon and OC friendly. ♔ Side-blog to clownstolemyjokes, follows will come from there. ♔ May contain NSFW topics, 18+ only. ♔ CREDITS: Template + PSD + Image