I Hope That Your Recovery Is Going Well. I Was Wondering If You Would Do A SFW Alphabet For Chico Or/and

I hope that your recovery is going well. I was wondering if you would do a SFW alphabet for Chico or/and Miguel. I'm like 80% sure that thats a thing. If not, my apologies and please ignore. Again I do hope that you are doing better. Thank you

That is totally a thing! It’s like the affection alphabet. Very romantic and not sexual. I’ll do both! This one will be Chico SFW Alphabet, the next will be Miguel.

SFW Alphabet with Chico Guerra…

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

His love language is gift giving. When he fucks up and wants to show affection, he’ll get his partner something. Sometimes it’ll be lavish, like a new diamond bracelet (that’s totally not stolen😬). Sometimes it’ll be personal. Like if you write, he’ll get you a nice fountain pen. If you dance, he’ll get you a music box. Think he would also try to make things but just get frustrated that it’s not turning out right. Despite what people think of him, he has feelings. He just doesn’t know how to express them without punching.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He doesn’t start friendships easy, but once he does, he’s a ride or die. You saw how protective he got over Jorge and Carlo and Carlos. Those were his hermanos. You have to do something for him. Something personal and unprompted. Something that anticipates his needs. It could be anything, but random kindness confuses him so you’ll have to live through the five stages of grief before he thanks you.😅 He’s sort of like a Hyena. Very loyal pack animal.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Ask him and he’ll say no. Catch him on a bad day, where nothing is going right, bad memories were brought up, and everything seems like it’s crashing down around him. He’ll get home, you’ll greet him and he’ll say nothing. Just plop down on a seat next to you, lean down, and put his head in your lap. Sometime, he’ll spoon you in the night without saying a word. Or he’ll wait till you fall asleep to whisper in your ear how his day went. Takes him a while to open up physically to cutsey things.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I think he could be domestic for his partner, but he never saw himself doing that so he’ll need to get in a rhythm. Doesn’t wash dishes very well. Not very tidy. He can cook huevos rancheros but that’s about it. His laundry day is when he can’t see the floor anymore.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Text message from 🤪Chico Guerra❤️

🤪Chico Guerra❤️: hey, this isn’t working. Sorry.

You: … yo what the actual-

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Ahhhhhhh… there’s that word again. Commitment. That’s never been his strong suit. Think he’d work best in an open relationship or a swingers relationship. But pure monogamy? I don’t know, folks. I think he wants to, but he’s just so driven by impulses that you’ll have to forgive him a few times if you want it to work.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Don’t think he’d be very gentle at first. Actually, probably not until you needed him to be. He comes home to you crying one night, and after a few rounds of “who did this to you?” And you explaining that it’s not like that and you’re just sad, he’ll kind of give out a defeated “oh” and just sit with you for a moment. He’ll put your head on his to cry, even if you both aren’t saying anything. He’ll turn on some goofy movie for you to watch, or a really serious classy movie that he drags to shit until you’re laughing again. You almost laughed till you peed during Amadeus.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He’ll say his fine and doesn’t need one but you can tell when he does. He’ll get that defeated look in his eyes. That sigh when he says he doesn’t want to talk anymore. You can’t ask him. He’ll say no or make a lewd joke to cover up his feelings. You just have to hug him anyway. When he feels your body around his, his head stops spinning and his heart rate goes down.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Says I love you for everything at first. Got my favorite taco? I love you. Saved me a space at the table? I love you. Then, you’re not there one day and he realizes he really does love you. He stops saying it altogether. You’re a little hurt and ask him why. He gets all blushy and aggressive, probably saying something stupid like it’s none of your business. You get a text from him later that night.

Text message from 🤪Chico Guerra❤️

🤪Chico Guerra❤️: fine. it’s not nothing. I love you okay?

😁Y/N🥰 loved this message.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Oof. Yeah, it really takes nothing for him to get possessive and jealous. You could be talking to a barista for a little too long and he’ll be butthurt all day. It depends on what season you’re dating him in. Season two, anyone looks at you too long and they’re eating pavement. Season six, he’d probably still get aggressive but would make an effort to try and talk about it. He’ll do that after he lashes out in some insane way though. His superpower is hindsight.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Wet kisses. Passionate. Lots and lots of tongue. Likes to miss the lips every once in a while and get the cheek. He likes his make out session sloppy. He will also mumble into your mouth during the kiss, like something in Spanish to himself.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Confused but caring. He’s never mean to kids, he just doesn’t quite know how to talk to them. He tries though, and his dry sarcasm almost always makes them laugh. He also lets them play on him. Like crawl over him, hide between his legs, and hold onto his arm and swing. Doesn’t bother him. He was a high energy kid himself.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Wakes up fairly late. Prefers working nights. He’ll get up, doom scroll for a while before coming downstairs. Prefers when his partner makes food, but he can cook eggs well enough. Like mango juice in the morning, not orange. When he does have orange, it’s pulp all the way, baby. Likes to read the paper in the morning. Mostly for the scores and fights. Sometimes he reads the obituaries just to see if there’s anyone he knows. On Saturdays he watches cartoons though; shhhhhhhhhhh!

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He comes him from work exhausted. I write him as a mechanic since he played one in Law and Order. He throws down his keys and waits for his partner to greets them. They have a little intimacy time, then they make dinner, Chico burning almost everything. He likes to watch TV before bed. Mostly TV movies. You settle into bed and he’ll wish you good dreams, then he’ll put his cold feet on yours for a laugh.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He waits a while and you just kind of figure out things about him. Like he’ll just be talking about something and drop information about himself he doesn’t even realize he said. You just have to collect the Easter eggs to really get to know him.

Text message from 😁Y/N🥰

😁Y/N🥰: Wanna hang?

🤪Chico Guerra❤️: I would but today’s the anniversary of my brother’s murder. Tomorrow?

😁Y/N🥰: ???

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

HA! Patience of a less than five year old taking that psychology marshmallow test. The one where they say if you don’t eat this marshmallow I’ll give you two. And they come back and the kid has it in its mouth. No patience for War Boy.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

So if you ask him a specific question he will not have an answer at all. Family member’s name. Favorite color. Shit like that. That said, he’ll do things that shows he knows you. Like if you don’t like the cherry on your ice cream, he’ll just wordlessly take it off your plate. Or order extra fries so he can give you some. Or getting you a pair of shoes that match your favorite pants. He knows you, he just doesn’t know it yet lol

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

One day, you both had a really bad argument. Like really bad. You’re still living together though, so you come home after work the next day. It had been a particularly rough day for both of you at work. So you decide, after a few sour looks and awkward silence, that it’s worth it not to be mad at each other right now. Neither one admits right or wrong, but you need to be with someone you love. Chico asks if you wanna go to some of his favorite spots. You grab too many beers and head out. He takes you to the batting cages at a park. It’s dubious whether or not you guys were breaking in or not. You guys hit a few balls together, but he really knocks them out of the park. He strips to his wife-beater so you can see his muscles as he does this, winking at you. You’re both tipsy at this point. You head to a nearby hotel you may or have not been trespassing on, and get in the hot tub. You just spend the whole night laughing and getting drunk on the beers and each other. It was a simple night, but he needed it. You just make everything better.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Oh he’s your German Shepard at this point. Like he’ll start something in the clubs because someone was looking at you weird. Anyone actually tries something with you, and they’re just over. Gone. Nothing. Dust. He’s does care if he goes back to prison for you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Not a lot at first. Just in it for the fucking. After that, he tries to put effort in, but it’s mostly flashing cash around the clubs all night, getting you can’t jewelry or fashion items, and giving you all the finest things. You really don’t care. Your best dates with him have been when he doesn’t cry, and he just takes you for a burger and makes you laugh and touches on you. You never feel more like his partner until those moments.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Never puts away his clothes or does the dishes. Just generally disorganized. He also tends to drink from the bottle in the fridge instead of getting himself a glass. He leaves the toilet seat up often so if you have to use it fast you almost fall in every time. It never fails to make Chico laugh. 🤣

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Very concerned. Wasn’t considered the cute one as a kid. He grew up into a devilishly handsome man, and he used that to his advantage often. The one thing he is self conscious about is his eyes. When Alvarez brings it up, he sees red. You actually love his eyes -if you’re anything like me- and compliment them often. He’s got beautiful brown eyes. 👀

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes. Without a doubt. He doesn’t have very much or very many people who care whether or not he lives or dies. When he finds someone, even if he can’t admit otherwise or even acknowledge it, they become his whole world. Just everything. And he’ll protect them as such.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Total. I mean TOTAL anime nerd. He loves Attack on Titan and the Promised Neverland. He enjoys watching them with a cheap bowl of ramen. Chico doesn’t like expensive ramens; he likes the cheap ones his family could afford when he was younger. The 33¢ ones. He’ll add leftover pork, some greens, carrots and all that to jazz it up, but it never amounts to more than five bucks.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Absolutely no ketchup on eggs. Like none. Big yuck for this guy. When you make huevos rancheros for the kids and they don’t want hot sauce, you use ketchup and he almost divorces you.😅 Another yuck for him is partners that are shitty to kids. You don’t have to be a savant but if you’re mean, you can fuck off and die in his books.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Soft snorer. He’s also like an octopus in his sleep. Will pull his partner close unconsciously, tangling his legs amongst theirs, arms wrapped around them entirely. Will make a joke that he was just getting rid of his erection, but you know it’s because with you, he feels safe. ❤️

Hello, would you be interested in doing a Miguel NSFW alphabet? If not thats totally fine! I hope you are feeling better! Thank you

Ummm… yes. Just, yes! 😁 I’m a 2012 Tumblr gal so I’m a fan of the “dating wound include” and “nsfw alphabet” stuff. And thank you! Better every day!

NSFW Alphabet with Miguel Alvarez…

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I think his aftercare would have gotten better as the series went on. Like it sound t have been most important to season 1 Miguel, but by season 6, I think he’d have superb aftercare. He’ll sort of relax into you, sliding off your side, and adjusting you so that you’re in his arms. Kisses the top of your head and offers you a cigarette. Think he’d be one of those guys who’d be like “I didn’t hurt you did I?” But in his case he’s just worried he released Loco Miguel on you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Fan of his shoulders. He thinks his hips are too small for a guy but he likes his broad shoulders. Has you grab them for balance very often.

On his partner, it would be their eyes. That’s the mirror of the soul right? He’d get lost in your eyes, giving you some pretty intense stares before, during, and after. And that glazed over look you get when you come. It’s too much.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Likes coming in pussies, asses, and mouths, but HATES cleaning up his own cum. So if he comes anywhere besides that it’s on the caveat that you’ll be cleaning it up afterwards.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He had a crush on a guy who dressed up as a woman. The dude, Paul or something, had this drag alter ego. Tiffany Gonightly. She wore a long, black gown with long cigarette. She often had a cat either her during her acts. It stirred up a lot of feelings in Miguel that are hard to place for him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s been fucking since high school. With a face like he has, he takes advantage of it. He’s done all the vanilla things plus some vanilla kinky things. I don’t think he’d delve into the dark stuff but he’s a good time anyway.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I’m gonna say lustful leg position. Where your back is against a wall, and your leg is up on his shoulder, giving him full access to your bits. I think this guy likes to do it standing up. Impeccable balance.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not goofy at all. He’s a serious man who becomes even more serious in bed. Dark eyes and gravely voice just giving you commands and toying with your body. You can laugh afterwards but not during.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I’d say they match fairly well. Black and short. Well groomed like the rest of him. He considers his grooming a point of personal pride.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very intimate. Likes to learn things about you before doing the do. In bed, he’s tugging on your hair, whispering to you in Spanglish, but you can make out things that you’ve told him throughout your relationship. Personal things. He wants your heart as much as your body.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off but it’s measured. A few times a day. He considers this a respectable amount that’s satisfying but not ‘pathetic’. When he does, it’s a quiet affair. No build up or announcements; just get off and get gone.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Enjoys pulling his partner’s hair and loves receiving rim jobs. The hair pulling is a control thing. Just loves the idea of such a simple act turning you out. And as for rim jobs, it takes him a while to admit that one. But a pair of lips around his ass turns him on like nothing else.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He prefers a bed or a counter or a desk. Public bathrooms give him anxiety, so he won’t do it there. He has gotten freaky in public parks before, but it was nighttime. He does like fucking his partner while they’re making dinner.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Little touches get him going. You have to place your hand on his knee and run it up his thigh. Or you fix his hair for a little too long. Or you run your hand up his arm to his shoulder. It’s those moves that put him in the mood.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s a fan of slapping and all that, but real hitting is off the table for him. His strength is just too real. Anything that requires real strength in bed is a no for him. Doesn’t want to risk it with you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn’t think he’s good at oral, but he is. Like ridiculously good. Spell his damn name down there good. He likes it best when the thighs are tight around his head and he can barely breath.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Think he’s slow and rough. Like he’ll pin you down and hold you in place firmly while he goes slow and sweet. It’s almost painful. You just want to come and he’s milking it out of you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Usually apologizes when he’s asking for a quickie. Feels like it devalues you. But of course he likes them. Quick sex midday? C’mon. He’s taking it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not super risky but not super vanilla. Will take the occasional blowjob in an alley and try a new risky position every once in a while, but normally his dick is Old Faithful, and he can just use that instead of taking risks.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s got that STAMINA baby. Can and has gone for hours at a time. You usually tap out before he does. “Tired already, babe?” Even when he can’t perform, can you say Oral King??

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

“What do I look like? Toys R Us?” Doesn’t use anything besides the paddle, and he’d rather get creative with household objects than buy something. But when he’s taken to the store, and told to pick out anything he wants as a present, he chooses a chrome cockring. Takes him some time to get used to it but it’s nice.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn’t like to tease but he likes to be teased. He likes when you bend and snap just to get his attention. Likes the soft touches in the middle of the day. The lewd pictures and dialogue. It winds him up so when he’s finally able to release, he feels like he’s flying.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I think he’s very quiet barring a few grunts and sighs. More into hearing your noises. Knowing he made you that way. Getting lost in the moment. When he speaks, it’s in Spanglish.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

If Chico is full Spanish during sex, Miguel is half Spanish half English during sex. “Good, ¿Verdad?” Or “Así, baby, just like that”. Also likes hearing other languages when he fucks. Likes Japanese specifically. Thinks it’s sexy.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I mean, Tom gave me very little to imagine here😂 C’mon, Miggy, we all know what you’re working with. Ripped body. Tight abs. Sharp jaw. Those dark, yet kind eyes that rake over your body. He wasn’t too far off when he said 9 inches, baby. I’m calling it at a solid seven inches fully erect, and tight, almost hairless balls. When he’s naked for the first time, you can’t hide an audible “wow”.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s never not in the mood for sex but he can go without it when he needs to. He’s like a sex camel; he just carries the sustenance from one fuck to the next.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Ya Insomnia boi never sleeps. He’ll watch you sleep though. Just watch your face go soft and at peace in his arms, the last sigh before you stretch and relax into him like an old cat. He’ll even pretend to fall asleep so you wont catch him staring at you, eyes watching you over, wondering how he ever got so lucky.

Could you do a dating includes with Enrique Morales, please? Thank you

Yes! Yes! 1000 times yes! Feel like this guy would be a ride lol.

Dating Enrique Morales would include…

Shallow, shallow man, first and foremost.

At first, it’s really only that you’re hot or respect him that turns him on.

You call him Mr. Morales and shake his hand every time you see him. That goes a long way in his books.

He always holds your hand a little longer when he shakes it. Catch him in a good mood and he’ll kiss the top of your hand like Sinatra.

Compliments you often, always shrugging it off with “it’s the truth, right?”

“You do something with your hair? Of course I noticed. Looks nice… I mean it.”❤️‍🔥

Others see his interest in you and immediately back off.

He’s forceful. Not like Keller or O’Reily.

He’s a quiet kind of forceful.

You don’t even know he’s paying attention to you until the earth starts to quake.

He always gets what he wants.

If you’re in Oz, anything you want, it’s yours

If you’re out of Oz, that’ll give him a real chance to flex his power.

Expensive wines, Armani suits, Cuban cigars💰

Dates with him are lavish, too much. Far far too much but you get drunk on it. Not just the amounts of money spent. Just the grandiosity of it all.

That’s only the power of money, baby

Parking fines disappear, discounts in the neighborhood start popping up, and your boss seems down near afraid of you lately😅

It’s like the whole world starts bending around you

You’re not naive enough to think it’s anyone but Enrique.

He’s physically affectionate, but gentlemanly so.

His hand on your knee, your arm on his, dignified pecks in public

He takes you to wine tastings and art museums. It’s a flex to him but you enjoy the activity together all the same.

When it’s your turn to plan a date you suggest a picnic or a movie lol

He’s perplexed but would go

It’s interesting to him that simple things please you like that

Although he HATES the movies; too sticky snd peopley

The chivalry is just as present in the bedroom

You fuck, don’t get me wrong😂

But there’s a dignity to it

Los of neck kissing and heavy breathing

Kind of a guy you ask to choke you and he says “I can’t, babe, I don’t want to hurt you” and you convince him to one time and he throttles your shit like a gorilla on adderall… it’s wonderful but hot damn do you need a minute after

He’s really really sure of himself

So when he tells you he loves you, he’s more just letting you know that’s how things are now.

“Moving forward, is there anything that would make you feel more comfortable?”

“Ricky*, what the fuck are you talking about?”

“Now that we’re in love.”

“I- what?!”😳

Think if he dated Gen Z (please don’t do the math on ages man this is a what if) he would pass the vibe check

Like he’d be confused as fuck

But he’d still pass

Nicknames for you: babe, love, hon, (mature, if not a little vanilla lol)

Nicknames for him: Ricky, brown eyes, my man, big guy, (anything that plays into his ego)

The others RESPECT you

Doesn’t matter if they like you or not. Enrique says jump, they say how high end of fucking discussion

You’ve got bodyguards for days (which aren’t unnecessary, he pisses a lot of people off)

You actually make friends with Carlo (fuck off he’s not dead if I can’t hear you)

Chico offers to share his drugs with you which you presume means friendship in his eyes

Carlos goes out of his way to suck up to you

“Lookin’ good today, mami, damn.”

It’s hard to tell when Enrique is being sincere

I think he even has a hard time telling.

But you try to believe him when he says he loves you

He’s more a man of actions

He’ll make you coffee in the morning, exactly how he knows you like it

Save articles he thinks you would read, or topics he thinks you’d enjoy

He knows you have a favorite spoon and fork and even though he thinks it’s dumb as fuck, he always serves those to you.

It’s the remembering things that keep you and he together. He just makes time to remember you.

Doesn’t matter if you’re the most special person in the world. You are to him.

Genuinely think he would brag about you

Talking with the guys and man’s is like

“Did I tell you what y/n did the other day?”

“Y/n actually has a degree in…”

“No, the best chicken piccata hands down is y/n.”

He’s just so proud of you.

He reminds you often that he only likes the best.

“That’s gotta mean something.” He husks🔥

When you get the ring, it looks like it ate all the other rings😂🫣

Gaudy as shit but damn does he love you.

Makes you a mob wife/husband/partner

Think he’s a little too far gone to change his ways

But in the best way Enrique Morales knows how, he loves you.

Bonus: I think he’s a TikTok man. Like I think his FYP is WILD. You’ll get like thirty TikToks a day and when you ask him why he was like idk I thought of you. Saves mostly survival hack TikToks, like how to purify water in a log and how to break duct tape. So fuck him, he worries about you. 🩷

*Think he would go by Ricky as a pet name, mostly because he sees himself as Desi Arnaz on I Love Lucy. The affable, charming Cuban man no one can resist😂

Do have any thoughts on Miguel being a parent? Loved your Chico parent ideas!

AHHH yessss! You could tell after Miguel truly understood what it meant to bring a life into the world that he wanted to be a dad.

(Also thank you so much🥹❤️ Love me some Papa Chico)

Miguel Alvarez as a Parent would include…

After Miguel lost his son, he was broken. Broken because he knew it was his fault.

He was seventeen when he got Maritza pregnant. Senior Prom.

At sixteen he was running with the local gangs. At eighteen he was in prison. In those two years there was unprotected sex and drugs and violence. Anything to give him that high.

When his kid is born, there’s a break in the clouds; a reason to change.

Only too little too late. 💔

When he gets a chance to do it again, he does it for his son.

Miguel is not a neglectful father by any means. If anything he’s a little helicopter-y at first.

He encourages his kids into extracurriculars; anything to keep them off the streets.

If they play sports, he’s at every game/match. 🏀⚽️

If they do theatre, he’s got a playbill in one hand and a bouquet of flowers in the other. 🎭

Miguel is surprisingly artistic and I think his kids would love the drawings he does on their lunch notes.

He packs their lunch, doesn’t matter who his partner is. (If he has one)

Like season one Miguel wouldn’t do this but season six totally would; his kids have bento boxes and sometimes they have themes or colors for the day. 🧃

Purple bentos with ube cookies and grapes and jelly sandwiches.

Finds exotic snacks and stuff for them to try: different instant ramens and chocolates and whatnot.

“Today’s theme is Egypt!”

Watches Veggie Tales with them a lot. Knows all the words to “I Love My Duck”.

A Snoodle’s Tale always makes him cry.

Keeps a stash of different jellies and peanut butters to make the perfect PB and J for his kids.

“One strawberry and smooth, one grape and chunky, one…”

Kind of a parent who doesn’t mind picky eaters and just rolls with it.

Makes pancakes in different shapes.

“Smiley face coming up!”😭❤️‍🩹

He can’t tell his kids enough how much school is worth.

God knows he can’t help with their homework but he always tries

Gets his kids involved in academic pursuits

Makes flash cards with little drawings; basically takes the classes with his kids.

They’re bilingual too; he speaks Spanish at home to help them

Is a stay at home dad/works from home

When he’s working, he puts on Law and Order, and his older kids like to watch while he works.

Miguel knows all the endings and accidentally spoils it often😂

Gets them gifts on every holiday. They wake up to flowers on Valentine’s Day, chocolate bunnies on Easter, and even cinnamon rolls on Groundhog’s Day.

He just looks for a reason to let them know they’re loved.

Didn’t hear that growing up. His dad was in prison, his mom was kind of a hardass. So he doesn’t want there to be any confusion for his kids.

When they get in trouble at school, he overreacts. It scares him that they might make the same mistakes he did.

“I’m saving ten years of your life. Don’t fuck this up.”

When his kids get As in school, he has a full on celebration at home, even if they’re used to it. 🎉🥳

When his kids are bullied, his heart aches.

He remembers how the Latinos in prison treated him.

“I know what you’re going through, kid. I can’t tell you it always gets better, but you’ll find people who appreciate you, and those other people will kind of just fade away.”❤️‍🩹

If his kid comes out to him (sexuality or gender wise) he’s as supportive as he can be.

“I don’t know much about this stuff, kiddo. But… you’re my kid and I’m here for you.”

He respects their pronouns and their significant other’s pronouns. It may take him a minute but he’s trying.

His kids’ favorite thing to do with their father is the dishes; he turns on loud music and they sing and dance as they get their chores done.

He’s not especially strict, but when he puts his foot down he’s immovable.

His kids disagree sometimes but knows it comes from a place of love.

Unlike Chico, he’s fairly transparent with his kids about his past.

When he has to have the drug talk, he admits he used and it was the most confusing time of his life. He tells them he knows they’re going to make their own decisions, but hopes his honesty deters them a little.

He hopes if he’s honest with them, they feel like they can go to him with everything.

Has a policy where they can calm him drunk and as long as they don’t try to drive they come home without punishment.

Kind of a parent who allows his kids to go to the birthday party but not sleep over. He just gets nervous.

He holds “sleepovers” every weekend night when he and his kids set up the living room with snacks and pillows and blanket forts and watch movies all night.🎥

Goes to classes as an adult to get his GED/degree. He just wants his kids ti be proud of him.

And they are. His kids brag about him all the time. How their dad beat drugs and prison. How their dad survived.

“Youre so hard on yourself, daddy. We’re proud of you.”🥰

His mom loves her grandkids. She’s an intimidating abuela but she loves those damn kids.

When they get sick, Miguel takes off work and stays with them all day. He makes them chicken soup, looking up a recipe on his phone, plays Disney movies all day no matter how old they are, and gives them snuggles when they have a fever.

He adopts a dog for them and names her/him Julie/Donald.

The dog eats like a damn queen/king, and he enjoys preparing fun pupp-reciation treats for her/him.

When his mom offers to watch the kids while he goes on vacation, he spends the whole time calling home and asking about them. 😅

Like Chico has the Tickle Police, Miguel has Boo Boo Bear; a cheap stuffed bear he cut open the backside to and stuffed an ice pack in. 🧸

He tells people as long as his kids are healthy and happy, he’s happy.

When his kids accomplish anything, he’s in the audience, and they thank him.

They thank him for all the hours of care he’s given them.

The unconditional support.

“My Dad is my biggest hero, because he really truly did get out of Oz.”❤️❤️❤️

Bonus: When his kids are old enough to date, Miguel is actually really nice to their significant others. Like, he’ll invite them for dinner, learn things about them, and tell them to call him Dad or Mr. Miguel.

Any thoughts on Chico being a parent?

I have a couple, thanks for asking😂 I love the idea of Chico as a dad, and have played around with it in fanfiction. He loves hard. That’s gotta mean something, right?

Chico Guerra as a Parent would include…

He’s not exactly the classic “fatherly” type

He never really saw himself with kids and a family

Mostly because he never thought he could

(I write Chico with an older brother, Roberto (Bobby), who joined El Norte before him on the outside and when his older brother was killed in a gang war, he just stayed because that’s all he’s ever known. This is important for how I view him)

He’s reckless and wild

But he’s kind to kids, always

Even before he has ones of his own

He was always the “cool cousin” at family functions

There are lines even criminals don’t cross

His stomach turns when he heard about Beecher’s son

He’s up every night for a week wondering how terrified that little boy must have been up until the end

Breaks his heart💔

When he gets a chance for kids, adopted or biological, he surprises everyone at how he is with them

He’s not necessarily a perfect dad, but he’s a loving dad

Supportive

Chico likes to get on his knees to talk to his kids

His friends think it’s “fruity” but the kids really like someone meeting them at their level

He always makes it seem like they’re getting away with something

“Here’s three dollars, don’t tell mom/dad.”

“Can you keep a secret? I always wanted to be an astronaut. Shhhhh…”

*making chocolate chip pancakes* “and now we add extra chocolate and don’t tell anyone about it.”

The kids love it, they feel like he really sees them

He loves kids; they say the weirdest stuff

“You think spinach tastes like horse feet? Ok. Explain.” 😂

Big fan of putting his kids on his shoulders or neck

They always get the best views at all shows and parades

Fuck the people behind him tho

Only the best for his kids

Sees them as an extension of Bobby; giving them the life his brother never had

He is SHIT in the kitchen… but literally anytime his kids are hungry, he’s on his feet asking what they want…

even though he knows fuck all about kid tastes

“Ok… an afterschool snack…” *rifles past the beer and cornflakes* “umm…”

His significant other comes home to find the kitchen a mess but some very happy children eating what Chico calls “sugar seizure bagels”

(Bagels with jelly, marshmallows, chocolate chips, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles)

Likes to toy with his kids

“Ok… we have spicy lobster and squishy peas or… cosmic brownie?”

“BROWNIE!”🥰

“Hmmmm okay, if you’re sure…”😂

Chico’s in charge of the pantry

Comic brownies, devil dogs, roll ups and gushers… looks like a fallout shelter for a five year old millionaire.

Makes breakfast every Sunday; egg bagel sandwiches he personalizes for each kid.

Keeps trying to add stuff to show off for his kids

Doesn’t realize they think it’s perfect with just a little cheese lol

Kids watch cartoons while dad cooks

Dad making comments from the kitchen

“Y’think he’s ever gonna get that mouse?”

“Wish my car worked just sticking my feet out of it…”

“No. You cannot call me papa Smurf. Please.”

Likes it when the kids take naps on his chest afterwards

That’s something he’d miss terribly as they grew up

Until one day after a fight his teenager, seeing him reclining on the couch, just goes and sits next to them, watching tv until they both fall asleep, Chico pulling his kid close.

Chico lets his kids paint his nails but he draws the line at wearing it out.

Though he quite liked the black polish…👀

If you’ve ever watched Liar Liar with “the claw”, Chico has something similar with his kids; the Tickle Police

“Scuse me, ma’am/sir, you know how cute you were going just then? That’s a write up.”🥹

Insists on tucking them in

Will tell stories that may or may not be kid appropriate…

“Then Prince Carlos threw his… drink… at the officer.”

Is INCREDIBLY supportive

Tolerant and Chico Guerra don’t automatically go together… but he wants his kids to have what Bobby didn’t.

“You want to be an engineer? No one’s got a better head than you, kid.”

“A surgeon? I’d go to you if you were my doc. Wouldn’t trust anyone else.”

“You want to be an interpretive dancer… that’s… pretty cool.”😂

No one ever told Chico Guerra that he could do anything

So he wants his kids to know the world is theirs.

When they’re sick, he treats them like royalty

He’ll take off work and stay home with the them, watching movies and refilling their Gatorade.

He never hesitates to cuddle them when they’re sick, often resulting in him getting sick himself.

Chico used to be a huge baby when he got sick

With kids, he wants them to see him as Superman, so he always makes it seem less bad than it is

“Nah kid *blows nose* I’m fine, Daddy’s fine.”

If anyone bullies his kids, he genuinely will not know how to cope

He doesn’t want his kids fighting everyone like he did

But damn does it boil his blood when they get home crying.

He sits with them and talks, listens to what the other kids said or did

“You’re not gonna take this. Next time they fuck with you… *gets look from S/O* *sigh* go tell a grown up.”

He’s trying really hard to be a positive influence

He doesn’t want his kids to had the life he did

When his kids are old enough to learn about gangs in the neighborhood, Chico tries to explain.

“They’re gonna pretend they’re your friends and they’re not. I’m saving twenty years of your life here, kid.”

When some of his old “friends” talk about recruiting his boy, Chico almost breaks parole.

“Let me make this painfully clear…”

Every day he tries to protect his kids from men like him, and it changes his view of life.

If his kids are happy, he decides, then his life won’t have been a waste

And when you ask family friends and onlookers, Chico Guerra has some happy fucking kids.

Bonus: the movie Inside Out made him cry. He watches a lot of movies with his kids but that movie just quirked something inside of him. He loves that fucking movie.

SFW Alphabet with Miguel Alvarez…

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

If Chico is a German Shepard, then Miguel is a fucking Husky. He’ll be all over you. Not just physically. Like he’d get a bad feeling if you walked through the door and you had a bad day. His love language is acts of service. He’ll get you your favorite things or clean something you wanted cleaned. He’ll do it wordlessly too. He doesn’t need the credit if you’re happy.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He’s not used to friends, honestly. Everyone in his life who was his friend turned out to only want something from him. So he’s cautious. But you’re kind to him without expecting anything in return. That’s what makes him like you. When you don’t want something from him after. He’s not used to friends, but he’ll give it a try.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Loves to cuddle, but his body is so damn angular. I think his body is a little hard to be giving good cuddles, but like I said, man’s a husky. He’s got love in his heart he just can’t help but share with you. He’ll even start to cuddle like a husky, walking up to you, sitting down next to you, then rolling into you. He’ll even fall asleep there sometimes. (Can sleep when he knows he’s he’s safe.)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I think Miguel would surprise people at how domestic he can be. Like he likes his space clean and does what he needs to keep it that way. He also doesn’t mind cooking as long as it’s simple. Doesn’t want to spend hours in the kitchen or anything but a decent rice or pasta dish? You got it.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

“I’m sorry. I’m just so sorry. I… need a little space right now. Just some time to get my head in order. I don’t think I can have you with me when I do that though. It’s not you, I’m just a little fucked up right now.”☹️

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Season one him wouldn’t give a shit but every season after that this boy just wants to lie down lol. He needs someone who’s always there for him. He’d love a committed relationship where he can feel some sense of normalcy or even just affection. Support. You’ll have to be there for him but if you are, you’ll have his heart forever.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He’s capable of being gentle. Like when he holds Julie. Gentle touches only for animals. Think he would get a dog or cat on the outside. Just a fluffy animal who’s loyal and will hug him. Long way of saying, yes he can be physically gentle. Emotionally gentle might take him some time, he’s a little blunt. 😂

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Loves hugs. Needs them. He’s so touch starved from Oz; no one held him or touched him reassuringly in years. Even before Oz those touches were sparse. If you’re willing to give those touches often, he’ll taken them all. Every single one. Sometimes just needs a hug to get through the day, and you’re more than willing to be there for him most times.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Comes out a little faster than you’d want. He acts on his emotions pretty quickly so as soon as he knows he loves you, saying it just felt like the most natural thing. He’ll apologize for it being so fast and kick himself for a few days, but you’re glad he can tell you how he feels, even if he’s not sure he wants to say it just yet.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He’s not above getting jealous. He’ll start self isolating or being a little short with you in conversation. I give it a day or two before it becomes too much and he opens up to you about how he’s been feeling. He remembers his coping skills from therapy, he just needs a little while before he uses them.

“Just makes me crazy, y’know? You and him/her.”

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Gives sweet, gentle kisses. Just pecks at first, but then they’re prolonged. Just hangs there for a second, and smells your perfume /cologne or even just straight you. Doesn’t move around a lot when he kisses. You joke it’s like kissing me a statue sometimes… but what a sexy statue at that, hmm?

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Man he didn’t care about kids his whole life until he lost his son. Like, he wasn’t mean or anything, but kids just never interested him. Now? He loves them. Sees the future in them. A better future. Whenever kids come up to him, they just feel safe. They like him without him doing anything. He talks to them, hears them when they talk. All he wants is for one day his child (bio or adopted) to walk up to him and just say they love him, and give him a hug. The hug he never got to give his son.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Early riser. He’ll get up, work out for a bit, shower and get breakfast. He prefer savory breakfasts. Eggs and bacon and such. (Actually very much likes Congee for breakfast. Tried it once and got hooked.) He listens to a podcast with breakfast. Probably about theatre, I think he really enjoyed Susanne’s class. He’ll get to his job, gently kiss you and tell you he loves you before he leaves. He goes, closes the door, and you wait by it for him to open it a second later for another deeper kiss.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Gets home from work exhausted. Asks you about your day and talks to you for a bit before grabbing a beer and watching the fights on tv. He’ll help you with dinner; he’s competent in the kitchen, but will make it messy just to be more romantic. You’ll eat together, still talking about your day, Miguel trying to make you laugh the whole time. Alvarez doesn’t have a sweet tooth, but he’ll indulge in dessert every once in a while. Prefers fruity desserts to chocolate or vanilla. Sometimes you make strawberry shortcake which is his FAVORITE. He’ll turn on some music while doing the dishes, and you dance in the kitchen together. You get ready for bed separately until you get into bed together. You’ll kiss, probably more, and then you’ll fall asleep against each other, Miguel always falling asleep after you.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

A little guarded at first, but once he trusts you, he trusts you. You’ll find out things about him as the situation warrants it. Like he won’t just sit you down and rattle off things a bit himself. If you ask, he’ll answer. If it comes up, he’ll mention it. Besides that you just have to think of all the things you want to know about him and ask away.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

When he’s on his meds he’s much better. That said, off his meds, WOOF. I’d consider him the most patient of the Latinos. The way he had a level head during Chico’s tirade with the biker. He didn’t want to rush to war. That said… anyone remember Jorge??

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Will take it upon himself to know everything about you. Just helps him love you more if he knows what you need. Will remember anniversaries and birthdays and things like that. Will remember to do chores around the house to help out. Will remember how you like your food. He puts in the effort to know you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It was a simple moment. You in the kitchen with his mom. You and his mom are cooking together, her teaching you all the recipes Miguel loves. He comes into the room, bit you notice something on his arm. It’s several wasp stings. He was trying to remove a nest outside so you would t get hurt, but Miguel is mildly allergic and was having a reaction. You and his mom start talking about how he has to be a little more careful and take care of himself and what will you do without him. You insist you take him to the hospital, and the whole way you berate him on how he could be so silly. It makes him smile how much you and his mom care for him. 🥰

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Huskies can be protective too. Will immediately identify the threat and put his body between you and it. Doesn’t matter if it’s a weird guy on the street, a bus, or a wolf. Whatever it is, he’s absorbing the blow before it can get to you. ❤️

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Yeah, he’s putting in the e effort. Miguel is the poster child for “if he wanted to, he would”. Flowers and suits and dresses and jewelry and wine. He’ll make a night special. That said, he could make a icing special with just McDonalds if he wanted.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Bites his nails. He’s an anxious guy and whenever he’s going through something, his nails looks like they were chewed at by wild dogs. He also stubs his toe on the coffee table or bedpost almost every day. Not a bad habit except he gets really angry and hits both afterwards lol.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

I wouldn’t say he’s concerned with his looks as much as they just come naturally to him. He likes looking handsome, it’s just not his top concern at the moment. Except he loves his tan suit. The one he wore to his parole hearing. Thinks he looks great in it.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Ha! Puppy dog man just wants love. He just wants someone to care whether he lives or dies. When you do, he’s inseparable from you. You ground him when he’s feeling loco.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Insists on date night once a week where you both dress up, go to somewhere nice (or nicer than usual) and spoils you for a night. Makes him happy to be a good boyfriend after so many years of being a crappy one. He’s got energy and affection now he’s dying to share so one night a week, no matter what’s going on, you spend some time together doing something special.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

When people pronounce words slightly wrong it grates on his ears. Libary instead of library. Supposably instead of supposedly. Could care less instead of couldn’t care less. Things like that. He’s no grammar Nazi but he learned two languages, the least some people could do is learn one😂

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Doesn’t sleep very well. Insomniac (preach, brother). Sleeps mostly during the day to stave off nightmares and paranoia. That said, when he’s with someone he trusts, he can fall asleep on them. Like a canary in the mines he knows they’d let him know if danger was around. With you, he falls asleep on you 24/7.