In This Time Of Casters Using Spells Such As

In this time of casters using spells such as

Testicular torsion , Conjure Ketamine ape , Mend butt crack , Inflict kidney stones Ect

This is your reminder to renew your auto counter spell runes

And if you don't have auto counter spell runes to acquire some

Stay safe wizards

from now on only people who love and appreciate the prequels are allowed to make fun of them. dont even Mention sand if u wouldn’t die for star wars episode II attack of the clones (2002)

It's a pity we were never able to get a scene of Thrawn and Vader, two Imperials who absolutely cannot stand each other, united in a common sense of smugness after the Death Star got blown up

I know the Omnissiah gets He/Him'd a lot and so does the Machine God. but come on. you can't tell me the Machine God isn't properly referred to as It

Partying skeletons

They take the G out of Graveyard

Some people wonder why I never invite the Evokers to parties. . . Yes, I do have a problem with the wizards who focus primarily on Evocation.

I mean, if they'd bring something good to drink instead of Fireball every single time, maybe they'd get invited more! WE GET THAT Y'ALL LOVE FIREBALL, BUT THE WHISKEY JUST ISN'T AS ACCEPTABLE AS THE SPELL!

Anyway, I got a bunch of undead to tend to. Quite a lot of 'em need a moment to recover from last night. You know what they say about partying like the dead. . .