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Partying skeletons

They take the G out of Graveyard

Some people wonder why I never invite the Evokers to parties. . . Yes, I do have a problem with the wizards who focus primarily on Evocation.

I mean, if they'd bring something good to drink instead of Fireball every single time, maybe they'd get invited more! WE GET THAT Y'ALL LOVE FIREBALL, BUT THE WHISKEY JUST ISN'T AS ACCEPTABLE AS THE SPELL!

Anyway, I got a bunch of undead to tend to. Quite a lot of 'em need a moment to recover from last night. You know what they say about partying like the dead. . .

Also black waltz 3 being the angery birb he is

*looking respectfully*