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PSA for my fellow wizards

Do not attempt use hydra stem cells as a steroid !

I was experimenting on my homunculus as one does when I had a brilliant idea, since when a Lernean hydra has one of its heads chopped off it grows back two I had the idea of using Hydra stem cells and integrating them within the homunculi muscles.

The idea being that as you work out your muscles receive microscopic damage that would now instantly grow back twice as much

As a result my Homunculus would rapidly become, as the youth might say "yoked or perchance shredded or maybe even Jacked" then through our soul link I too would become large and muscular with little to no effort.

There was however one small problem

I did not account for the idea that the cells would interact badly with the body and be unable to tell what is damage

As a result my Homunculus and through the soul link I too rapidly become a massive mess of hundreds of limbs in a roughly spherical shape filled with bundles of organs.

It was most unpleasant

I had to move my soul into a clone body

Ok technically traumaendo because originally it's trauma but we've formed more since from other stuff...idk how this all works

I would change it to a traumaendo flag if there weren't at least four of them and no way to know which is correct

It's a pity we were never able to get a scene of Thrawn and Vader, two Imperials who absolutely cannot stand each other, united in a common sense of smugness after the Death Star got blown up

In this time of casters using spells such as

Testicular torsion , Conjure Ketamine ape , Mend butt crack , Inflict kidney stones Ect

This is your reminder to renew your auto counter spell runes

And if you don't have auto counter spell runes to acquire some

Stay safe wizards

from now on only people who love and appreciate the prequels are allowed to make fun of them. dont even Mention sand if u wouldn’t die for star wars episode II attack of the clones (2002)