Job Application To Sinestro: Here Is Why I Would Make A Good Yellow Lantern. Pls Hire Me.

Job application To Sinestro: here is why I would make a good yellow lantern. Pls hire me.

I have a strong imagination and no qualms about how I use it ( @catboy-pentheus I'm sure he will back me up as this being true ) meaning I will be able to create varied light constructs, make use of my powers in a wide range of scenarios and adapt to challenges.

I would like to be a yellow lantern specifically because all of the other damn colours need me to experience a specific emotion whereas the yellow lantern ring requires that I instill fear in others. This means I can be enjoying the thrill of combat or planning my retreat and either way I will be at maximum effectiveness

How will I elicit fear for my terrible schemes?

I will go to planets and I will return once per year ( unless I roll a 1 on a dice in which case I will leave it but kill twice as many the next year letting the suspense rise further) too painfuly kill two people

The person most afraid of me and the person least afraid of me

That way people will be scared of the fact that they are scared but also scared of not being scared enough

>:)

Then I will broadcast it all over the planet for everyone to watch but they will only get to see one and I will tell them that the other one is worse

In other words I will be very scary and villainous indeed

>>:)

Also I will tell them all about Rokos Basilisk

Hmmm

I may or may not have seen an evil book in question....

Depends on why you want to know

please citizens of wizard island island this is very important:

Have you seen an evil book by chance?

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

I would watch the Hell out of this

Imagine if Studio Ghibli did an animated Discworld tv series.

Like…

Dude.

Not Mine. Thought to Share.