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i love thaal sinestro
Just needed to share <3
*In a villain meeting*
Sinestro, talking to Lex “After Grod tried to turn the world into apes, you can imagine how seriously we take something like that. What are you going to do, make everybody bald?”
Job application To Sinestro: here is why I would make a good yellow lantern. Pls hire me.
I have a strong imagination and no qualms about how I use it ( @catboy-pentheus I'm sure he will back me up as this being true ) meaning I will be able to create varied light constructs, make use of my powers in a wide range of scenarios and adapt to challenges.
I would like to be a yellow lantern specifically because all of the other damn colours need me to experience a specific emotion whereas the yellow lantern ring requires that I instill fear in others. This means I can be enjoying the thrill of combat or planning my retreat and either way I will be at maximum effectiveness
How will I elicit fear for my terrible schemes?
I will go to planets and I will return once per year ( unless I roll a 1 on a dice in which case I will leave it but kill twice as many the next year letting the suspense rise further) too painfuly kill two people
The person most afraid of me and the person least afraid of me
That way people will be scared of the fact that they are scared but also scared of not being scared enough
>:)
Then I will broadcast it all over the planet for everyone to watch but they will only get to see one and I will tell them that the other one is worse
In other words I will be very scary and villainous indeed
>>:)
Also I will tell them all about Rokos Basilisk
5 More Things That Never Happened to Stephanie Brown
Part two of 5 things that never happened to Stephanie.
1. The Even Number Robins When the doors of her cell blow down and a guy in a red helmet comes in guns blaring, mouth swearing, the first thought that pops up in Steph’s mind isn’t cool entrance or even damn, this guy’s ripped.
She’s not thinking any coherent thought actually, just that she’s never coming back to Japan.
But those thoughts kind of disappeared when the guy stepped in front of her and snorts, “Who the fuck are you?”
And so, the even numbered screw up robins meet.
Her last regret before she dies is that she’s eaten less than a thousand waffles her entire life.
She likes to think she snorts back something smart but to be honest, she’s a little out of it so maybe her account is a little skewed up.
But the basics are there and that’s what matters.
Then he takes her somewhere and gets her healed and tells her to enjoy the couch, he’s taking the bed.
Who says chivalry is dead?
And years later, when she’s calling him, warbling a heeeeeey Jacion and he’s picking up with a sigh and a grunt and plea to have her extracted from his life, she knows that they’ve really formed a bond.
2. Harmony Stephanie remembers when she had a voice.
When she would skip around and laugh and joke and words would fall from her lips like water drops and all gone all gone.
Stephanie remembers when her father took them all away.
Stephanie remembers the fear, Stephanie remembers the smell of beer, Stephanie remembers the jeers.
Stephanie remembers when she had harmony.
Stephanie remembers mute mute mute.
Stephanie remembers ugly and clashing and anger and warring emotions and then.
Stephanie remembers the blue eyed boy who brought so much light into her life, who made her smile like no other, who helped her find harmony again.
When Stephanie finally steps up onto the stage to play her piano piece, her eyes only see Tim.
And when she allows her fingers to gently rest upon the keys and create a flowing melody, she remembers Tim gently encouraging her to keep playing.
When she’s done and breathing heavily and smiling with absolute delight and applause is ringing all around her–
She only sees Tim.
(Years late she’ll sit him down and start playing, placing all her emotions into the song until Tim hugs her and repeats her message back to her ten times over and she leans up and he leans down and she learns another form of harmony.
IloveyouIloveyouIloveyou)
3. Beware the Spoiler Batgirl was hers. But with her legs out of commission, Batgirl is a distant spot in the horizon.
It’s time to move on. It’s time for a new name.
She’s always liked Spoiler.
Years later when she’s ruthlessly hacking into Jason’s phone and Tim’s games and Dick’s laptop and Lex Luthor’s company, she gets a grim feel of delight as countless of people are stumped by the Spoiler.
4. Meet the Family “Are you nervous?” Tim asks her gently, as he guided her up the stairs.
“I’m about to meet my boyfriend’s family, who just happen to be one of the richest families in the world, and could buy my family without blinking an eye. No. I am not nervous. In fact, I am the epitome of not nervous,” Steph rambled, apprehensive. She knew she shouldn’t have gone for the shy boy sitting in the corner, reading.
Tim just laughs and guides her gently in and she pretends that she’s not clinging onto Tim’s hand like a lifeline.
Years later, when she screaming after Damian and chasing after Jason to get her phone back, she wonders how she could have ever been scared of them.
(And when Tim finally kneels on one knee and pulls out a ring, the only answer bursting from her lips is yes yes always.)
5. Hope Shines Bright Stephanie Brown is a dignified ambassador of the Blue Lantern Corp. She does not get angry with a little upstart named Damian makes fun of her chest, she does not throw a car at Sinestro Corp Bruce when he angers her, and her heart does not skip a beat when Green Lantern Tim Drake smiles at her.
(But damn his eyes are so blue and his muscles are just-)
She does not blush when Tim presents her with a flower, she does not get distracted by his mouth when he’s talking, and she does not feel warm inside when he wraps her up in his arms after pulling her out of the way from a life threatening hit.
She does not feel ecstatic when she and Tim are partnered up, her heart does not speed up whenever he tenderly dresses her wounds, she does not feel warm fuzzies remembering that she makes him stronger.
Stephanie is in denial and very much in love.
This is so cool! Got itchy scissor fingers! (which will probably turn into stuck glue fingers 😅)
templates for poshe and sinestro:3
I would like to state beforehand that I HAD A LOT OF FUN doing @battlevann,'s project, only I have sixteen thumbs and the finesse of a spasmic elephant and this is a joke, it was a very fun project to do. 😁 But yeah, wouldn't be me if I didn't find a way to make fun of myself. 😅😅
Here they are, the little dinguses! 😂
The poor guys are so wonky that there was no way that they could ever stand upright so I made them little platforms to stand on.
And Poshes goatee looks super weird, I'm sure I've done it wrong but I can't see how it should be, @battlevann help? 😅😅
Goth damn it, Sinestro!
Things are not quite peachy around here... 😅😅
😭🙏
some pages from the Girlz of Goth
ROFL! Looks like they'd get on like a house on fire. And probably set the house on fire 🤣 I also imagine after the initial thrill of meeting a "kindred spirit" they would clash catastrophically if there was any kind of disagreement, seeing as how they both have an ego the size of the solar system. 😅
this is too shitposty for me to bother switching accounts
@rjavenuru thank you for giving me silly ideas
'wow I cant believe we're both cunty non-human men who have robot assistants and perform morally questionable experiments!'
robot buds and 'dont fucking dismantle my son'
Another Oh My Goth! photo dump
For fucks sake! What's your problem now, Poshe!
RAHH OH MY GOTH EDITT
Say hello to the trio of fear !
Reverse Flash: What are you in the mood for?
Sinestro : World domination.
Reverse Flash: That's a bit ambitious.
Sinestro : You are my world.
Reverse Flash: Aww...
Sinestro : Reverse Flash: Sinestro :
Reverse Flash: OH.