What Do You Call A Grumpy Old Pile Of Rocks ?

What do you call a grumpy old pile of rocks ?

A great pyramid of geezer

Nooooooooo pls

I am that autistic reader and I love doing the silly maths

It's a lot of fun to play around with the numbers and find plot holes it's like a mini game to have fun with after you're done reading to go back and work out why the story doesn't make sense for the lolz

I need to channel my inner redditor somewhere

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

@catboy-pentheus

Alakazam alakazox I now bannish thee to the laser box !

Get microwaved

We're making a JoJos bizarre adventure OC at the moment and it's pretty fun buuuuut we're also acutely aware that she is somewhat likely to become an introject so we're trying to make sure her life isnt toooo bad just in case.

When your OC accidentally introjects

Rainbow neurodivergent emojis !!! 🌈🌄☮️🧠

use these with or without credit , it is fine . Maybe I will make personality disorder ones but I already did before so maybe maybe .