Plural Memes - Tumblr Posts
me after realizing my headmates saved me a chocolate donut for my birthday
i was in a bad mood but that helps thanks guys
-Kris (they/them)
Stop calling me out like this
pre syscovery is "i would notice"
post syscovery is "HOW DID I NOT NOTICE"
Me: (sees a piece of media) Oh, that looks cool, I think I'll go watch it- A fictive from that media already walking into headspace: 👋
"How about you tell me more about yourself" The person fronting desperately trying to remember what the host likes: *nervous sweating*
Ever since we started saying we "summoned" someone instead of saying we called them to front it has been so much funnier. "Called to front" Boring Most people know exactly what you're doing "Summoning" Funny Interesting Mildly ominous to people who don't know what you're talking about
We're making a JoJos bizarre adventure OC at the moment and it's pretty fun buuuuut we're also acutely aware that she is somewhat likely to become an introject so we're trying to make sure her life isnt toooo bad just in case.
When your OC accidentally introjects
'What's it like to be a system?'
Me:
ID: Discord screenshot where my name and profile picture is scribbled out in red. The words 'Damn imposter syndrome got hands' are seen. End ID
Pov: Us to our parents:
HEADMATES
HEADMATES EVERYWHERE
Streamer system member that calls their other headmates chat
Throwback to yesterday when one of us said "I'm surprised we don't have a snake headmate" and I started fronting (I am a snake) - Flake
No we're multiple people sharing one account, actually
WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE
This is our Discord pronoun field and I love it (they/them & incredibly autistic & ΘΔ & &)
Now, how did we get so many &'s in it? Like this! Plus, we fire the whole &. That's 65% more & per &! This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. Scares the hell out of them. They come in hundreds of designer colors including forest, desert, table, evening at the improv... what idiot picked the...
- We meet someone
- They start questioning their singlethood
- We meet someone
- We meet someone
- We meet someone
- We meet someone
Y'know we learned awhile ago that some systems just have a headspace. They don't have to conjure it like a spell, no constant mental effort and the equivalent of invoking an ancient hex with a summoning circle.
❌ I hate this stupid body
Generic, makes you sound lame, no fun at parties, generally a downer
✅ I despise this vessel I am entombed within.
Foreboding, mysterious, makes you sound like an eldritch horror trapped biding your time
I'm gonna need a lot of hammers.
Plural people and or systems of Tumblr, what would you choose as your superpower?
And why is it shapeshifting?
A ton of us have different music playlists and we will occasionally prank each other by adding weird songs into someone else's playlist, it's a fun way to remind each other that we're all there. - Flake
I love systems who make picrews and pinterest boards and playlists for different headmates, systems who have different styles of clothes and makeup depending on who got ready in the morning, systems who are unapologetic in their plurality and joyful in their expression.
"average fronting time is 3 weeks" factoid actually just statistical error. average fronting time is 72 hours. Frontstuck Georg, who lives in cave and fronts for 210240 hours straight, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
This is MUCH funnier as a system - Flake
"Hey what are your pronouns?"
*Wheel of Fortune set erupts around you but the wheel is covered in pronouns, you don't recognize the other contestants, I start announcing your puzzle in a sparkly suit*
A snake, like six of dragons, a reindeer, and three avali walk into a bar.
It's (some of) us. We're walking into a bar for a concert. It's some super messy cofront because we're all excited about seeing the artists live.