That's A Genius Idea !

That's a genius idea !

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

On the plus side though being neurodivergant makes your soul taste weird so extraplanar horrors from other dimensions don't want to eat it

Being an autistic magic-user must be really horrible.

‘Cuz like imagine you’re stimming and then you accidentally flick your hands too hard and Tommy is on the ground bleeding out because you accidentally carved out all of his organs.

Okay, so I created an identify mold spell like I said I was going to, and I tried it out on a few patches of mold I found around.

Anyway, it showed that the mold on the moldy bread was not related to me, which is good, and it successfully identified the species of most of the other mold patches I tried it on... except for one patch, which the spell said was actually a small extension of an immense otherdimensional eldritch being known as G'tar the Ineffable into our level of existence.

So yeah, either the spell still has a glitch or two or, uh, I've got other things to worry about.

Alternatively

Greetings foolish mortals !

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

Pro-endo traumagenic culture is when we wouldn't have realized we wouldn't have accepted that we were a system without our endogenic friends.

Pro-endo traumagenic culture is knowing that plurality isn't my disorder, the trauma is.

Pro-endo traumagenic culture is knowing that I am plural simply because I have headmates, and I don't have to have my shitty backstory greenlit by a therapist to prove that.

And finally, pro-endo traumagenic culture is knowing that I am not special just because I am broken. All systems are just as valid as I am, and they are all my siblings. I will protect them with my last breath.

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