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I must be high or smth because I just looked down at my black camo cropped tank top and saw a piece of blue lint on it and thought it was a tiny mouse.
I also have a Velveeta Cheese mustache. Screw you, shells n' cheese.
yet another post abt my mom
My mother used to attend Trinity University in Chicago, Illinois. In her last semester living there, she and her roomate, Michelle, decided to break all (most of) the rules.
One of these rules was "Do not steal."
So, she and her friend decided to be ridiculous. They brought my mom's Honda Accord to the campus, grabbed a bench, put it in the car, and drove away.
To this day, we still have that bench. It sat on my front porch until last night, when my mom and I were coming back to that house to get my supplies for fending off Satan's Waterfall. She was reminiscing, and decided to 'steal' the bench from my dad.
She put it in the backseat. I didn't even notice it. So this morning/afternoon/idk, she tells me this story, and shows me the bench, sitting on my grandparents' front patio.
I'm not sure how to feel, honestly. I'm conflicted between finding it hilarious and being impressed.
GUYS. MOOSEN.
Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.
Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?
When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.
It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”
What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.
My personality is based on: 😂
popsucklez
jkjk I love big ^_^🥳
Made this forever ago and found it!
It's based on that pidgin girl meme!
nanami Billie Eilish save me
The fact that she put the 'I could kill him.' after the laughing emojis makes me think she wasn't kidding
This post, but with Mikumo and Tachibana from The Fox and Little Tanuki
These two are silly and The Fox and Little Tanuki is a nice series. I definitely recommend it!
do you think this is accurate lmao 😭?
I like making RE memes now so here
Are you a cat, sir?
ostrich memes 6-9 because i made a lot
more harry potter meme redraws are cooking yall
*scurries up to you and drops the harry potter meme redraws at your feet*
*scurries back into the art void until who knows when*
(referring to a carrot).