Noom: Leave Me Alone, You Bastard!
Noom: “Leave me alone, you bastard!”
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Sheena: I had your dad!
Dex Jr.: Are you pulling my leg? My dad’s right here talking jokes with my cousin and bros!
Sheena: *trembles* Then who’s there staring at my daughter and me?
Dex Jr.: Uh oh, you had my uncle. Be careful, he’s a ghost so he might jumpscare you somewhere! *laughs his ass off*
Carmen: *in the background* It’s Halloween so you’re free, dad. But please don’t freak my friends and husband out, ok?
Dex Sr.: *also in the background* C’mon my li’l pup! Scarin’ people who once hurt you is fun!
VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* Ê xin lỗi nhưng chúng mầy giải thích cho anh đc ko?
Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!
Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thích cái gì í ạ?
VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết vào cốp xe thế hả????
Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!
VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.
