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Wait. Wait wait wait wait... y’all I just realized Julia’s meeting with Carmen for the first time on the train is wackkkk.
Carmen asks if the chair is taken and Jules says “yes but you can stay til my PARTNER arrives.”
And Carmen is like, “partner??” You know how gay couples sometimes choose to say so they don’t necessarily reveal they are gay in front of everyone.
Anyways, the Carmen is like, hmmm and looks around to... maybe see if she really is gay or something and realizes she meant Devineux.
Then Jules CLARIFIES “TRAVEL partner” to like, signal she’s single???? And then they proceed to flirt????
I’m shook?? Anyways, I might be reading into it too much but oh well.
Okay, was anyone going to tell me that the trailer for season 4 of Carmen Sandiego had SO much (sexual) tension between Jules and Carmen like???
yeah...
I CAN'T!
I am so sad that the show is ending
I cant wait to see it!!
Dramatic carmen!
I wanna learn about her past
Also! My girl Jules!! I love her so much
VILE: Otter Man y Moose Boy
Ohhhh 😍😍😍😍 ando enamorada de este ship
Don't even ask....
Chase Devineaux The second man whose voice fascinates me in English
sometimes (every time) i get very invested in weird shit
Zack: *sleepscreaming* AAAAAAAAA!! Leave me alone! I can’t take it anymore!!!
Dex: *screeching as small as he can* It’s only 1 in the morning, dumbass! Quiet!
Sammy: *Cries*
Dash: Uhhhh, Carm!? I think the kid’s up!
Carmen & Gray: *Frowns* Punish time…
VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* Ê xin lỗi nhưng chúng mầy giải thích cho anh đc ko?
Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!
Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thích cái gì í ạ?
VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết vào cốp xe thế hả????
Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!
VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.
Sheena: I had your dad!
Dex Jr.: Are you pulling my leg? My dad’s right here talking jokes with my cousin and bros!
Sheena: *trembles* Then who’s there staring at my daughter and me?
Dex Jr.: Uh oh, you had my uncle. Be careful, he’s a ghost so he might jumpscare you somewhere! *laughs his ass off*
Carmen: *in the background* It’s Halloween so you’re free, dad. But please don’t freak my friends and husband out, ok?
Dex Sr.: *also in the background* C’mon my li’l pup! Scarin’ people who once hurt you is fun!
Dex Jr.: U can’t survive one night with my cousins and me!
Player: Meh, I can!
12 P.M
Dex Jr.: *summons Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Baby: *hunger crying*
Carmen: *tries to feed him* Don’t cry Sammy, mommy’s here!
Gray: *stroking his belly* Calm down sweetie! *turns to Dex* Just shut up!!
Player: *screams* PLEAAAAASE STOP! *call his mom* Mom, I wanna go home right away. AND I’M NEEDING A MENTAL TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
This is what Carmen and Gray will literally do!!!
Sammy: Goo…
Gray:
Carmen:
Player: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED TO U GUYS AT 3 A.M!?
3 A.M ON SATURDAY
Baby Sammy: *Cries at 12 p.m until now*
Dex Jr.: *summoning Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Finnegan: *sleepbiting Dash*
Zack & Dash: *yowling like nuts*
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netflix’s carmen sandiego is SO DAMN GOOD
CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019)
Zack: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Carmen: You are a hazard to society.
Ivy: And a coward. Do twenty.