James: *dies*

James: *dies*

Lily: *dies*

Sirius: *gets arrested*

Peter: *betrays everyone*

Remus: That's kinda homophobic.

and for my next trick, I'll break my own heart by making up fake scenarios with my comfort characters.

* Remus almost black out drunk *

Remus, on top of a table pointing at Sirius, singing: HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOUUUUU

* Sirius AKA a blushing mess *

fun facts about sharks

Sirius : LISTEN moony, if we blow up the moon-

Remus: WE ARE NOT BLOWING UP THE MOON SIRIUS

Sirius: NO , think about it! Just imagine if we blew up the moon! You won't have to deal with your furry little problem

Remus: WE. ARE. NOT. BLOWING. UP. THE. MOON

James: padfoot has a point tho

Remus: OH NOT YOU TOO

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Please.