Incorrect Marauders Quotes - Tumblr Posts
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Evan: Wow, they really hate us.
Barty: Yeah, they must be homophobic.
Evan: But we’re not gay, Barty.
Barty:
Evan:
Barty: We’re not?
Remus: There is no way Sirius has a crush on me! James: Yes, he does. Lily: Yes, he does. Peter: Yes, he does. Regulus: Yes, he does. Marlene: Yes, he does. Dorcas: Yes, he does. Sirius: Yes, I do. Remus: ... Sirius: ... Remus: What?! Sirius: What?
Lily: you spent 80 galleons on hair conditioner!? James: it’s a small price to pay for self-esteem
James: I love you. Regulus: I love u too. Sirius: I'd love it if you didn't do this in front of my breakfast.
This happened
headcannon:
remus and regulus would recreate scenes from the song of achilles in front of james and sirius to make them jealous. it would go a little like this:
remus: name one hero who was happy
remus: you can’t.
regulus: i can’t.
remus: i know. they never let you be famous and happy.
remus: i’ll tell you a secret
regulus: tell me
remus: i’m going to be the first.
remus: swear it.
regulus: why me?
remus: because you’re the reason. swear it.
regulus: i swear it.
*then remus would give regulus a gentle kiss on his forehead*
sirius, furious: james. get your prick of a boyfriend away from mine!
james, jealous: why don’t you get your moony away from my reggie.
remus®ulus: why don’t we just run off together and get married.
james&sirius: NO!
Them❤️
Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!
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Sirius Black
Imagines ↳ Orestes — in which Marlene McKinnon is very very gay ... but her sister isn’t. ↳ Attention to Detail — in which Sirius is desperate to learn to tell when Lola is uncomfortable, especially after he figures it out the hard way. ↳The Linguist — in which rockstar!Sirius goes to visit his old friend—or were they more?—while on tour. ↳Part 1: The Bouquet ↳Part 2: The Bookshop ↳Part 3: The Bistro (coming soon ...) ↳Strings — in which rockstar!Sirius reconnects with the girl of his dreams at the symphony. ↳Part 1 ↳Part 2
Blurbs ↳ The Rebel Black Boy — in which neither Sirius nor Freya want to be here, but at the very least, they can find solace in one dance together. ↳ Screaming Portraits — in which Sirius has been anxiously waiting at Grimmauld Place for ages before his girl comes home. ↳ What Do You Want To Be? — in which Sirius’s panic attack takes a sudden but very sweet turn. ↳ Squint And You'll See It — in which Sirius can't imagine why his potions partner won't wear her glasses.
Definitely Don’t Imagine ... (special series) ↳ ... Sirius Admiring from Afar ↳ ... Sirius’s First Encounter with an Electric Blanket ↳ ... Sirius Getting You out of Class
Tiktok Trends ↳ Lipstick Stains — in which Y/N and Sirius do the trend in which one partner covers the other’s face in lipstick stains. ↳ Favorite Photo — in which Sirius does the trend where he can’t stop staring at his favorite photo of Y/N and himself
Remus Lupin
Imagines coming soon ... requests always opened!
Blurbs ↳ Smuggle-Born — in which James, Sirius, and Peter get the wrong idea about where Remus is going every couple days.
James Potter
Imagines ↳ September — in which James falls in love far too easily.
Blurbs ↳ Cute Kid — in which James Potter falls in love with one of his first graders' mom. (This is a blurb-headcannon-list-story-series thing? idk but it's cute so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) ↳ Parent-Teacher Conferences ↳ Seeing Each Other Around Town ↳ Career Fair ↳ Liam and James Make You A Birthday Gift ↳ James Takes Liam to School ↳ You Get A Visitor in the ER ↳ Kindergarten Graduation
Sirius’s First Encounter with an Electric Blanket
Sirius: ... What is it?
Y/N: It’s an electric blanket.
Sirius: ...
Sirius: A what now?
Y/N: *laughing* Like a regular blanket but it warms you up.
Sirius: With magic?
Y/N: No, with electricity, through the wires.
Sirius: Huh ... *watches blanket warily* ... can I try?
Y/N: Sure!
Sirius: *makes bed, switches blanket on, gets under covers*
Sirius: Y/NNNNNN, nothing’s happeningggg!”
Y/N: *laughing* You have to plug it in, silly.
Sirius: Oh. :|
Y/N: *plugs blanket into socket*
Sirius: *makes grabby hands* Come cuddle.
Y/N: *rolls eyes, gets under covers*
*after a couple minutes*
Sirius: *gASP* HOLY SHIT Y/N ITS WARM UNDER HERE CAN YOU FEEL THAT MERLIN’S LEFT BALLSACK THIS IS SO COOL I-
regulus: what’s my name harry
baby harry: dada
regulus: what about papa?
baby harry: JAAAAAMES
McGonagall: In less than three minutes, James Potter has lost all the Gryffindor house points.
James: Is that a record?
Mcgonnagal, about the Marauders: if they all jumped off a cliff, would you?
James: with all due respect, Minnie, my mum raised a leader, an innovator, a dumbass, I’d be the first one to jump off that fucking cliff.
Lily: don’t you have someone else to annoy.
James: no, I’m actually free until 4.
james & lily: *are arguing*
james: you know what? i don’t even want to look at you anymore
james: *takes off his glasses*
*after finding out Lily's pregnant during war times*
Lily: I happen to love him, he is very funny.
Marlene: You got pregnant for "funny"?
Lily: *shrugs*
Marlene: Lily, if he's funny... L A U G H
Lily: I hate you
James: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
James, right before his wedding to lily: do I say yes or would that be too desperate?
*at the potter’s for halloween*
Mia: do you boys want apple cider?
James: yes please mum!
Sirius: what is apple cider??
James: It’s basically apple juice on steroids
Sirius: thanks mate!
Remus: THE FUCK?!?!
Sirius: I’ve seen your cat, it’s black and white and has green eyes.
James: STOP RACIALLY PROFILING MY CAT!
Sirius: I’m such a dynamic. I’ve got 2 side pieces, 3 platonic wives, an actual boyfriend, and a daddy.
Remus: YOU HAVE A WHAT?!?!?!?!
Remus: *Shows the difference between “ho” and “hoe”*
James: I didn’t know “hoe” and “ho” were different.
Sirius: SANTA, SANTA!!! He’s chanting about prostitutes!!! He’s COMING to town!!!!
Remus: THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!