Movie!Slappy: The Flag Of Japan But It's Actually This Hand Towel With A Perfectly-placed Water Stain

Movie!Slappy: The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

Tv!Slappy: oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

Movie!Slappy: it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKING PEE ON IT

Book!Slappy: you peed on it

Book!Slappy: you peed on it didn't you lil piss boy

Movie!Slappy: I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!! I'M NOT!!!!

So I kinda ship Slappy and BJ(still don't have a ship name for them), but I also kinda ship Beetlelands/Goldenrat

So basically what I'm saying is:

Slappy: (points to Beej) This is my boyfriend, Beetlejuice.

Slappy: (points to Adam and Barbara) And these are my boyfriend's boyfriend and girlfriend, Adam and Barbara.

This is VERY serious. Please keep you black cats inside this Friday the 13th!

Via trustmeimafraggle

In regards to your FMK answer with Philip, Simon, and Daniel, I’m curious about your reasoning. Would you explain?

Absolutely I will explain. But do note this is purely a Kira Frictionalgames reasoning.

Fuck Philip: He seems like a guy I’d have chemistry with. Two introverts meet at a faculty party, talk about movies and shit dads, one thing leads to another. Doesn’t feel like a long-term prospect though.

Marry Simon: Just a chill dude I could chill with. Plus unlimited access to comics. Or structure gel.

Kill Daniel: Dude’s haunted by inter-dimensional flesh monster - no thanks, not in my bedroom! He’s gonna die eventually anyway!

Simon: Ever since I taught the crew about 2010s internet slang, they’ve been walking about Pathos II talking like they’re on Twitter.

Carl: oof that call out sis

Imogen: the tea is scorching

Simon: please stop

chromia/windblade commission for @zxid!! 💞