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5 years ago

goosebumps as more vines

amy’s mom: can you please just put down the sock

amy: it’S nOt A sOcK iT's a pErSoN!! right, slaPPY-

slappy: r i g h T

• • •

lindy: what is that?!?!

wally: *YELLS*

kris: it's been here,,, i don't know,,,, what to do,,,,,,

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slappy: *holding a chicken* veganism

companionship

love

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hannah: dad, look, it’s the good kUSH-

stine: this is the dollar store, how good can it be.

• • •

davidson: oh sorry i fell asleep while i was waitin’ on you to make me a sandwich

taylor: GO BACK TO SLEEP

AND STARVE

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tyler: mm i like your accent, where u from?

sarah: i’m libirian

tyler: oh, my bad-

i like yo accent, where u from-

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champ: hey rl stine

stine: what- gOD,,,

champ: YUP I KNEW IT I—

stine: nO, IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID ROBERT,, I JUST SOUNDED—

zach: hey rl stine

stine: wha—?? G O D,,,,,

zach: AYEE-

• • •

lindy: yo look at this dummy i found

kris: no, dude, that’s bad luck-

lindy: who cares bro *reads the words*

slappy: WHO SUMMONED ME

lindy: AAAAAAAAAA-


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5 years ago

Slappy: Truth or dare?

R.L. Stine: Truth.

Slappy: How many hours did you sleep this week?

R.L. Stine:

R.L. Stine: Dare.

Slappy: Go to sleep.

R.L. Stine: I don't like this game.


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5 years ago
Everyone Shut The Fuck Up, Slappy Is Bi-romantic And Asexual And Nobody Can Change My Mind

everyone shut the fuck up, slappy is bi-romantic and asexual and nobody can change my mind


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5 years ago

📂 for Slappy

HDKADNKSND he listens to ariana grande and isn't ashamed of it

i came up with it on the spot because my mind went blank and i couldn't remember any headcanons i gave him


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5 years ago

goosebumps (feat. annabelle) as the sonic fandub pt. 2

slappy when he's put to sleep: WHY ARE ALL MY LIMBS SLACK. WHY CAN'T I MOVE MY EYES. WHY CAN'T I MOVE MY MOUTH. IS THIS AN INTERNAL DIALOGUE???? I CAN'T SEE THE END OF THE HORIZON. HATSUNE MIKU?????????

.+--;--+.

download or die in a nutshell: i'm gonna override your save file. it's now full of creeps. your save files have all been taken up by creeps. look at their eyes, look at their pupils. beautiful. they run, brand new nikes.

.+--;--+.

dennis: uhh...slappy...?

slappy: WHAT?

dennis: we're your friends, right...? you would never replace us with somebody else...you promise,,?

slappy: NOT UNLESS YOU DID SOMETHING LAME OR STUPID OR UNCOOL.

dennis: o-ohHh, okAYY,,,

.+--;--+.

slappy: HONESTLY, I'M NOT FUCKIN' WITH ANYMORE REDBOXES. LAST TIME I DID IT SPIT A BUNCH OF QUARTERS AT ME.

annabelle: ...wait, you don't put quarters in there-

slappy: [looks back at her-]

annabelle: slappy, were you putting your quarters in the card reaDER??? SLAPPY,,, SLAPPY YOU HAVE TO-,, thaT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THAT!!

slappy: THEY WERE POURING OUT OF IT!! I ALMOST DROWNED LIKE SCROOGE MCDUCK!!!!

annabelle: whaT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????? IS IT A COIN SLO--

slappy: HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU--

.+--;--+.

bus: [explodes]

slappy, in the haunted car: OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD,,, .....dOMESTIC TERRORISM.......

.+--;--+.

slappy, probably when left alone with his own thoughts: OH GOD I AM A MASS-PRODUCED ENTITY. THIS IS SO FUCKED.

.+--;--+.

slappy: Y'KNOW WHAT???

goldie: yEAH, I DO KNOW WHAT.

slappy:

goldie: ...so no nEED TO TELL ME,,

slappy: OKAY

.+--;--+.

slappy: WHAT, WE JUST DOING THIS NOW?? WE ALL STANDING AROUND. BUNCHA' ASSHOLES, ALL STANDING IN A LINE.

wally: fuck, he got us there, guys. well

slappy:

snappy:

goldie:

everyone: [busts out laughing-]

.+--;--+.

wally: i don't use the term "fucking stupid" loosely.


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4 years ago
Sex Haver

sex haver

i can't believe how long i’ve gone without drawing him


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4 years ago
GREETINGS, PEASANTS!

“GREETINGS, PEASANTS!

I WELCOME YOU TO THE RESULT OF MY DISCOVERY OF TUMBLR! With the help of my slav-”

//Assistant...

“I HAVE PROVIDED YOU ALL AN OUTLET TO SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS AND ASK YOUR MOST BURNING QUESTIONS!

THERE ARE THREE VERSIONS OF ME, AND YOU WILL NEED TO SPECIFY WHO YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO:”

1. BookVerse

2. TVVerse

3. MovieVerse

“At times, others will be available to answer questions (given a specific context). AND YES, we do have interactions with our sla– ...Our Mun.”

“Alright, now that the intros are out of the way, KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT! And uh... what was the other thing-

SLAPPY PRIDE MONTH!”


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4 years ago

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1 year ago
Now I'm On My Goosebumps Grind FGHDJ I'm Trying To Make A Little AU From The 2015 Movie, But Idk Where

Now I'm on my Goosebumps grind FGHDJ I'm trying to make a little AU from the 2015 movie, but idk where I'm really going with it yet


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9 years ago
The Pumpkinhead From Goosebumps For @judedeluca

The Pumpkinhead from Goosebumps for @judedeluca

Sorry it’s so late!


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7 years ago

Bless you @itsaaudraw

it’s 1am 


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4 years ago

GHOST WOOD GHOST WOOD GHOST WOOD GHOST WOOD GHOST WOOD GHOST WOOD GHOST WOOD GHOST WOOD GHOST-

Do People Even Post About These Guys Anymore
Do People Even Post About These Guys Anymore
Do People Even Post About These Guys Anymore

do people even post about these guys anymore


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