Tierlist Based On How Likely The G.enshin Male Characters Are To Become Obese In The AU Along With Explanations

Tierlist based on how likely the G.enshin male characters are to become obese in the AU along with explanations

Assisting Monsieur Neuvillette: A guide on how to help a 12,000 pound man shower

This guide has been written by me, Jean-Pierre Larousse, the current person in charge of making sure monsieur Neuvillette meets his hygienic needs. I write this with a heavy heart, as I'm not sure I will be able to continue working with him. My weight has spiked once more, and getting around has become incredibly tasking if not outright painful. That said, if you're reading this, it must mean I've already become bedridden myself and you've been hired to replace me.

Without further ado, I'll explain the necessary steps to ensure Monsieur receives a successful shower before his bedtime:

Step 1: Check the equipment

Before bringing monsieur Neuvillette, inspect the metal platform he will be laying on.

Ensure the hydraulic cylinders made strategically to lift, lower, and tilt the front and back platforms are working as intended by changing their positions. Report to an engineer if the system doesn't work as intended.

Check that the water distribution components, such as the high-pressure water jets and nozzles, as well as the mechanical arms around the platform respond naturally to the directions set.

Raise the metal platform in the back, as that is where Monsieur will sit on.

Step 2: Bring monsieur Neuvillette

Monsieur Neuvillette should be fully undressed by now. He will insist that he is capable of dragging his body to the platform on his own. Most times he is able to do so, but always be prepared to give a hand if he asks for assistance.

Once he sits on the raised platform, you will hear heavy groaning coming from the contraption. Do not panic, as it is a common occurrence and it is just getting adapted to the tons of weight suddenly being put on it.

Ensure Monsieur is comfortable and stable on the support platform, adjusting its tilt and height if necessary.

Conduct a small but thorough assessment of his body to make sure there are no infections or skin irritations prior to the bath. Note that the slight reddened skin around stomach and limbs should be of no major concern.

Step 3: Prepare Monsieur for the shower

Elevate the platform sitting at the front of the contraption and directly under monsieur Neuvillette's stomach. Be very slow and steady, make sure all of his stomach is fully raised so his private area can be reached during the washing process.

Place the cloth around the lifting slings above Monsieur directly under the fat of his arms, then slowly tighten the slings to raise his arms so his armpits can be reached by the mechanical arms.

Step 4: Initiating the Washing Process

Start the control system and ensure that all components are functioning properly once more before beginning the washing process.

Gently initiate the washing apparatus, including water jets, soap dispensers, and brushing systems, according to the specified settings. Monsieur prefers to have water be poured at a lower pressure at first so his body adapts to the temperature change more smoothly.

Step 5: Beginning the shower

Increase the intensity of the shower handles. Water should be spraying all of his body.

Activate the mechanical arms around Monsieur. If set up properly, they'll begin washing every crevice of his body thoroughly.

The size of monsieur Neuvillette's body will require you to refill the mechanical arms' body wash dispensers a minimum of three times to ensure he's properly cleansed everywhere.

Step 6: Rinsing and Drying

Once the washing process is complete, initiate the rinsing system to remove soap and cleanse the individual's skin thoroughly.

Activate the drying system, which employs warm air blowers to ensure Monsieur is comfortably dry.

Approach him and cover your hands with baby powder, then make sure to place the powder inside the deeper crevices of his body, especially under his breasts, on his armpits, and the lower side of his stomach. This extends the period of time those hidden, inner folds stay dry, even if they start glistening with excess sweat once again shortly after the shower either way.

Step 7: Completing the Process

Once fully dried and pampered, assess Monsieur's comfort level and begin to lower the platform under his stomach back down so it touches the ground once more.

Detach the lifting slings from his arms to let them rest against his sides like before.

Aid monsieur Neuvillette in getting back up as best as you can. He will start dragging his body towards his bed. Do not call the helper responsible for his dressing up process, as Monsieur chooses to sleep nude to avoid unnecessary perspiration at night.

I wish this guide helps you look after Monsieur the same way I did. If you have any doubts, pay me a visit at my house in Rue Beurre. As a farewell, I'll end this letter with this photo I took during his previous weekly bath, so you can get an idea of what to expect.

Meilleures salutations,

Jean-Pierre Larousse

Is the Fontaine situation stable? Or does it increase with each year?

If it is the second, how do you see the future of the nation? I mean, they would have to keep adapting everything to the new sizes right? 👀

Let’s say the average weight of Fontainians goes up bit by bit each passing year 🤭🤭

Nothing is being done to stop them from growing larger appetites and continuing to grow less and less mobile and more and more ravenous, who’s to say immobility percentages will plateau at 10% and not go up?

Really gives one food for thought on how Fontaine would look like some decades or another century or two in the future, doesn’t it? Would love to hear y’all thoughts

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Went on a walk through Fontaine and took photos to explain how the nation is very adapted to morbid obesity

Feeders in Teyvat would have a trip field visiting Fontaine, it's very common for these people to purposefully marry Fontainian men for this reason!