Sitting Through Hour Long Genshin Lore And Theory Videos Just So I Can Make Sure The Stuff I Make Up

Sitting through hour long Genshin lore and theory videos just so I can make sure the stuff I make up makes sense with the canon of the game

Assisting Monsieur Neuvillette: A guide on how to help a 12,000 pound man shower

This guide has been written by me, Jean-Pierre Larousse, the current person in charge of making sure monsieur Neuvillette meets his hygienic needs. I write this with a heavy heart, as I'm not sure I will be able to continue working with him. My weight has spiked once more, and getting around has become incredibly tasking if not outright painful. That said, if you're reading this, it must mean I've already become bedridden myself and you've been hired to replace me.

Without further ado, I'll explain the necessary steps to ensure Monsieur receives a successful shower before his bedtime:

Step 1: Check the equipment

Before bringing monsieur Neuvillette, inspect the metal platform he will be laying on.

Ensure the hydraulic cylinders made strategically to lift, lower, and tilt the front and back platforms are working as intended by changing their positions. Report to an engineer if the system doesn't work as intended.

Check that the water distribution components, such as the high-pressure water jets and nozzles, as well as the mechanical arms around the platform respond naturally to the directions set.

Raise the metal platform in the back, as that is where Monsieur will sit on.

Step 2: Bring monsieur Neuvillette

Monsieur Neuvillette should be fully undressed by now. He will insist that he is capable of dragging his body to the platform on his own. Most times he is able to do so, but always be prepared to give a hand if he asks for assistance.

Once he sits on the raised platform, you will hear heavy groaning coming from the contraption. Do not panic, as it is a common occurrence and it is just getting adapted to the tons of weight suddenly being put on it.

Ensure Monsieur is comfortable and stable on the support platform, adjusting its tilt and height if necessary.

Conduct a small but thorough assessment of his body to make sure there are no infections or skin irritations prior to the bath. Note that the slight reddened skin around stomach and limbs should be of no major concern.

Step 3: Prepare Monsieur for the shower

Elevate the platform sitting at the front of the contraption and directly under monsieur Neuvillette's stomach. Be very slow and steady, make sure all of his stomach is fully raised so his private area can be reached during the washing process.

Place the cloth around the lifting slings above Monsieur directly under the fat of his arms, then slowly tighten the slings to raise his arms so his armpits can be reached by the mechanical arms.

Step 4: Initiating the Washing Process

Start the control system and ensure that all components are functioning properly once more before beginning the washing process.

Gently initiate the washing apparatus, including water jets, soap dispensers, and brushing systems, according to the specified settings. Monsieur prefers to have water be poured at a lower pressure at first so his body adapts to the temperature change more smoothly.

Step 5: Beginning the shower

Increase the intensity of the shower handles. Water should be spraying all of his body.

Activate the mechanical arms around Monsieur. If set up properly, they'll begin washing every crevice of his body thoroughly.

The size of monsieur Neuvillette's body will require you to refill the mechanical arms' body wash dispensers a minimum of three times to ensure he's properly cleansed everywhere.

Step 6: Rinsing and Drying

Once the washing process is complete, initiate the rinsing system to remove soap and cleanse the individual's skin thoroughly.

Activate the drying system, which employs warm air blowers to ensure Monsieur is comfortably dry.

Approach him and cover your hands with baby powder, then make sure to place the powder inside the deeper crevices of his body, especially under his breasts, on his armpits, and the lower side of his stomach. This extends the period of time those hidden, inner folds stay dry, even if they start glistening with excess sweat once again shortly after the shower either way.

Step 7: Completing the Process

Once fully dried and pampered, assess Monsieur's comfort level and begin to lower the platform under his stomach back down so it touches the ground once more.

Detach the lifting slings from his arms to let them rest against his sides like before.

Aid monsieur Neuvillette in getting back up as best as you can. He will start dragging his body towards his bed. Do not call the helper responsible for his dressing up process, as Monsieur chooses to sleep nude to avoid unnecessary perspiration at night.

I wish this guide helps you look after Monsieur the same way I did. If you have any doubts, pay me a visit at my house in Rue Beurre. As a farewell, I'll end this letter with this photo I took during his previous weekly bath, so you can get an idea of what to expect.

Meilleures salutations,

Jean-Pierre Larousse

If I could try my hand at another world building ask, (glad you liked the first by the way, I definitely felt myself wanting to do some tourist-ing after reading your response ;) how about living situations and layouts for homes and houses? Are Fontaine homes much roomier and with wider doors, more ramps, less steps? Do Mondstadt people usually have roommates, due to the encouraged freedom, thereby allowing more lifestyles to meet and hedonistic habits to spark? Are Sumer and Liyue architects becoming more conscious of obesity? And does Inazuma keep enforcing more building codes and laws that aim to discourage any potential rising obesity rates? I have a couple more questions and ideas, if you'd like to hear :)

yess, wonderful question!

Starting with Fontaine, you've probably seen one of my latests posts where I went around the map and noted just how wide the streets and interiors of this region are.

On the topic of their homes, they are definitely built with the intent of housing super obese residents. Fontainians have had centuries to perfect their building designs, after all.

Usually, if a house has more than one floor, the most lightweight members will live in the upper floor, while the heavier ones would remain in the ground floor, for obvious reasons. Homes almost never have any stairs either, fully relying on elevators.

Most family homes host at least one person weighing over 1000 pounds, usually being the father, so houses are already prepared for those nearing the verge of immobility, or people who have already become bedridden. Bathrooms are required by law to be large enough to hold a 2500 pound person with enough room, and though most houses don't have people that big, it is still of great help to the super obese residents. Most people can also afford machines installed on the bathroom walls to wash the bodies of those who get too exhausted doing it.

Indoor mobility aids are a must, like the handrails which are part of every Fontainian household, going through all the walls of their house's halls to facilitate getting around without becoming too exhausted. Grab bars are also commonly found next to beds and sofas.

Of course, every single piece of furniture is reinforced in advance. In Fontaine they're the norm, so they're never referred to as "reinforced". Aside from being much larger than those from other nations, beds and sofas in Fontaine are always covered with sweat absorbent sheets.

Now off to Mondstadt, I believe the architecture wouldn't be as different as it currently on the actual game. Despite the constant encouragement to indulge, the circumstances aren't as perfect as they're in Fontaine to allow the development of such an extreme level of morbid obesity. 83% of Mondstadtians are still mobile and light enough to be physically able to go up stairs and such, but that 17% still remains, and though not as extreme as Fontaine, it is not that rare to stumble upon men heaving their thousand-pound bodies around, which is why some homes are built for these people, sharing certain elements found on Fontainian homes to a less extreme extent.

Liyueans somehow have built houses ready to house extremely obese residents, despite the fact that the Liyueans who have reached the point of immobility after too many work or touristic visits to Fontaine have moved to Fontaine itself. And why is that? To encourage Fontainians to move to Liyue.

As mentioned in the last ask, Liyueans have some vacation sites set up that attract Fontainians from across the land so they can profit off the exhorbitant money covered by personal care and food. Sly Liyuean businessmen often talk with these clients and convince them to move to Liyue so they can continue enjoying the great care they provide, which explains why some buildings in the exteriors of the city resemble those of Fontaine.

Sumerian households are unadapted to house the super obese, as Fontainians don't go there looking for real estate, on top of the fact that Liyue has already snatched them of that business and have much more wealth and means to build these type of residential buildings. Inazuma hasn't even considered adapting their cities to facilitate the lives of very large people as it goes against their beliefs.

As a fun fact, the last thing to mention here is that other than native Fontainians, the second largest group of people living in Fontaine are Liyueans. After several years, almost every merchant who ships goods to Fontaine and settles for some days selling their stock will end up too obese to live comfortably back in Liyue, so it is not an uncommon thing to stumble upon quite more Liyuean people than those from other nations when visiting Fontaine!

two portrait sketches of Neuvillette's bust, likely drawn by one of his assistants while he was asleep.

The F.ontaine male characters from the Genshin obesity AU as well as important individual information in their character sheets :]

If you have any questions about them, my askbox welcomes you!!!

Tierlist based on how likely the G.enshin male characters are to become obese in the AU along with explanations