Theyre Talking About Neytiri

they’re talking about neytiri

thank youu

i’m tagging @wain-fleets @mist--walker @rosaquaart @prager-lover but obviously you don’t have to do it 🤍

My favorite…

Stole this from tiktok because I’m bored 🤭

I‘m tagging: @teyamsatan @sulieykte @neteyamswillow @neteyamsyawntu @neteyamsoare @blue-slxt @oakbuggy @theblueflower05 (just ignore this if you don’t want to do it <3)

how different avatar characters would reject you ❤️

i saw someone do this with star wars characters like ages ago and randomly remembered it

jake sully: “uhhhhhhh.” paranoidly looks around, fearing neytiri has heard it. starts telling you about his “beautiful wife” and shows you pictures of her

neytiri: would start with her “MY HUSBAND IS TORUK MAKTO” bullshit

neteyam: would try to keep it ‘professional’ and talk himself out of it. “being the first born of the olo'eyktan already comes with many duties….”

kiri: says something dramatic like “you wouldn’t understand me…” in hopes you leave her alone

lo'ak: asks “huh?” and hopes you won’t repeat it (he, in fact, heard you the first time). if you do repeat it, there’s gonna be an even longer “uhhhhhhhhh” than jake’s

spider socorro: looks into the distance and sighs. “…i wish i had a father, who loved me too.”

tonowari: needs a moment to come up with an answer. ends up saying some shit like “the sea is calling for me”, then mysteriously disappears into the water

ronal: is offended you even dared to tell her this. will probably hiss at you (i would never step a foot into the village again if i were you)

ao'nung: get ready to be laughed at, followed by the most brutal “NO???” in history, as if you just said the dumbest shit he’s ever heard. also tells his friends & they make fun of you again 👍🏻

tsireya: smiles at you for a few seconds before answering, while internally she’s like “FUCK.” rejects you nicely tho, you can’t even be mad

miles quaritch: would look at you like 😠 this. straight-up “no” or wouldn’t bother to answer at all

lyle wainfleet: randomly starts flexing and says “i don’t blame you, babygirl.” will brag about it to others

mansk: stone-cold “no.” will never talk to you again

prager: “oh, ok…” proceeds to just make it more awkward and flees the situation, while muttering “i’m too tired for this” under his breath

zdinarsk: would snort, say “nah” and then act like nothing ever happened

this was so fun to do

“i gotta fuck him” HELPPP

Twitter shitposts just because I'm bored.

Part 2? <3

SOAP 🤜🤛 GHOST Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)

look at this beautiful southern gentleman in his strawberry button-down....

🎶 country boyyy i love youuuuu 🤪🤪 🎶