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he takes over my thoughts everyday this is nOT NORMAL ANYMORE
Furrever Evil cat crew
Prompt: Found Family
These are some of the pictures I have in mind of the squad having fun on the terraced coastline. Their lil' moments in between of fun at that day. This blue cat crew is no doubt bad, downright atrocious--but they go evil for each other's sake. Semper Fi 😾💙
lyle’s wedding vows to quaritch:
uhmm… i uhh, fuck me– WHAT WHO SAID THAT??
he should’ve taken them gloves off more often bruh
lyle-only-version, because he’s the love of my life
quick shout-out to @recomblu for the idea :))
Я очень люблю Саню, вот прям не могу, но данный арт вышел не столь хорошо, как хотелось
lyle had to double check kiri’s hand 😭😭
lyle wainfleet – headcanons
@neteyamswillow’s headcanons kinda inspired me to do this, but hers include quaritch and prager too (GO LOOK)
these are just funny and stupid, but imma give a warning for some sexual themes
didn’t pay attention in school and always interrupted the class by screaming “PENIS” or some shit (but mysteriously always passed)
never read a book in his entire life on his own free will
asks people “you still eatin’ that?”, when they haven’t touched their food for like two minutes. reaches out his hand, before the person even answers
will eat ANYTHING you put in front of him
shoulders people out of his way. sometimes when it’s not even necessary
tenses his muscles when hot girls walk by and tries to look cool
grunts too damn loud when he works out (z-dog told him multiple times how weird it is. he won’t listen)
flexes in front of every mirror he comes across
punches people way too hard when he sees a yellow car
only wears sunglasses, because he thinks he looks cooler with them on
likes beer
changes his socks every two to three days
snores loud as fuck. you can hear it through the walls on base, the ground is shaking (has gotten several complaints over the years)
sleeps in the star fish position, like sprawled across the whole bed and his hand or leg hanging off the edge
was jealous of jake, especially in the first movie, because quaritch liked him (was low-key glad he ‘betrayed’ them, so he can be q’s favorite corporal ❤️)
says “that’s what she said” in the most inappropriate situations
his favorite joke since being a recom is that “all humans are at dick-sucking-height” (has made that joke about ardmore too)
unironically says “bros before hoes” (but has cancelled plans with his friends for some pussy before)
thinks netflix & chill is romantic
sends the “🥺” emoji to girls (hopes it makes him look cute and they let him hit)
accidentally sent a dick pic to one of his teammates. and found it funny (the person he sent it to not so much)
has probably cheated on someone and justified it with “but baby i imagined it was you, i swear”
he’s such an asshole honestly, but i still love him (what’s wrong with me)
AH 😍
screenshots from @peterbprincess on twitter
still not over this scene. like. that should’ve been me