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The recoms

Brown: I BET I CAN WIN IN A FIGHT WITH YOU LOPEZ!

Lopez: ALRIGHT BET!

Ja: WAIT I NEED TO RECORD!

Z-dog: -starts recording-

-Brown And Lopez fighting like Blue cats-

Lyle:COLONEL THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Lopez: -pulls off browns scarf- HAHA GOT YOUR SCARF!

Brown: -messes up Lopez’s waves- HAHA NO MORE WA-

Lopez: -slaps the shit out of him- BITCH

Mansk: -walks in-….-walks out- nope

Prager: -on the top bunk watching- I got the high grounds

Walker: and I got a damn nerf gun

Fike: YALL STOP BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLE

Quaritch: I LEAVE FOR 10 MINUTES AND WHAT DO I COME BACK TO!?

The whole unit:…………..sugar honey ice tea

Lopez: -stops strangling brown and drops him to the ground-

Brown: -head hits the ground- owwwwwwww

Z-dog: -stops recording-

Ja:…..we can explain

Lyle: -comes back- what up ?

The whole unit: YOU FRICKING SNITCH!

Lyle:…. Yeah no -runs down the hall-

Quaritch: all of y’all bed now. It’s nap time for y’all

The unit: WHAT?

Prager: I WASNT EVEN APART OF THIS!

Walker: IM A FULL GROWN ADULT

Quaritch: y’all can either take a nap or get on the ground and do push-ups until I say stop

-the whole unit scrambles to get to their bunks-

Quaritch: good now GO TO SLEEP! -turns off the lights while he leaves-

Lopez: Maldita perra (fucking bitch *this is from Google Translate so yeah*)

Fike: welp…z send me the video while you’re at it

Z-dog: I’ll think about it

Prager: -already asleep-

-Mansk and Lyle walk in and go to their bunks-

Mansk: -sets his sunglasses to the side and falls asleep-

Fike: y’all wanna hear a story?

The unit: no

Fike: well damn

The recoms: lyles sand castle

Quaritch: -put up a beach umbrella and puts down their towels and everyone elses- EVERYONE LINE UP CAUSE YOUR ARE ALL GETTING SUNSCREEN!

-the whole unit lines up infront of quaritch-

Quaritch: -spraying sunscreen on every last one of them- now go play and don’t get yourselves killed.

Lopez: -dancing on the sand all the way to the water- HOT HOT HOT

Brown: I TOLD YOU TO KERP UR SHOES ON BUT YOU DONT LISTEN!

Lyle: -goes and starts making a sandcastle-

Mansk: Lyle what are you doing?

Lyle: making myself a sandcastle why?

Mansk: no reason

Lyle:….eh -continues making their sandcastle-

-a few moments later-

Lyle: Coronal coke look at my sand castle

Quaritch: oh Lyle let’s see- WHAT IN GODS NAME

-Lyle built a full on real castle that’s made out of sand-

Lyle: :)

Z-dog: -a the top of the castle- IM THE LESBIAN OF THE WORLD

Mansk: WTF

Ja: ME NEXT

Lopez:…………how

Brown: ………HUH

Prager: -takes a picture of it- achievement

Ja: GUYS THERES A HUGE WAVE COMING!

Quaritch: OH HELL NAW

Z-dog: I wanna surf it

Lopez: si no adiós (Yup Nope goodbye)

Brown: BIG WAVE BIG WAVE

Lyle: NOOOOO

-the big wave sweeps away lyles sand castle plus z-dog-

Lyle: -sniffles- my…sand…castle

Z-dog: -makes it on shore and coughs up water-……never again

Walker: -crouches down to z-dog- you good

Quaritch: It’s ok Lyle you can make another sandcastle when we come to the beach next time

Lyle: -more sniffles- ok

-they all go back to the RDA base and enjoy the rest of their day there. R.I.P lyles sandcastle. It will be missed-

Warren: HOW THE HELL ARE YALL GONNA FORGET ABOUT ME!? I’m about to break the 4th wall

-and they left warren at the beach for many reasons that I can not say-

The recoms: The Rizz war

Zdog: what the point of this?

Mansk: Idk

Prager: i guess to see who’s gay for one another when it’s basically both.

Brown: -trying to rizz up Lopez- hey are you a chair cause I would sit on you rn

Lopez: -trying to rizz up brown- are you a headache cause you’re always on my mind

Walker: are y’all flies cause y’all are annoying me.

Ja: Damn

Lyle: are you a cheeseburger cause I would totally eat you

Prager: AYE WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Mansk: -spits out his coffee- WHAT

ja: hey z dog Are my heart because you’re always beating me.

Zdog: -slaps tf out of him- bitch

Ja: SEE WHAT I MEAN

Warren: -bust down the door- Are you the narrator cause I hate you

-L RIZZ NO RIZZ HAHAHFFHVHCH-

Warren:………UGH -leaves-

Walker: I think he’s Emo

Zdog: you think?!

Fike: aye Lopez are you an ice berg cause I crashed into you.

Lopez: ……no just no adios

Fike: WHAT WAS IT THAT BAD?!

All: YES

Fike: 🥲

Quaritch: GO TO FUCKING BED ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

-they soon all went to bed and Warren went to bed sad that he got no bitches and had L rizz-

Warren: Ur mean

-I know-

the recoms: Power outage sleepover

ft: my oc Rio

Rio: -trying to sleep peacefully-

Lyle: Rookie…Rookie…ROOKIE WAKE UP!

Rio: -wakes up- what?

Brown: yeah the power went out and Lyle wants everyone to have a sleepover because he’s a pussy

Lyle: am not

Prager: -eating a pop tart- hi

Rio:…..I’m going back to sleep

Lyle: Please please please join us!

Rio:…..fineeeee

Lyle: yay let’s go

-they all gathered in the gym and hell even quaritch was there-

Quaritch: this is stupid

Rio: -laying their head on walkers shoulder- yeah

Warren: do why are we here

Lyle: sleep over

Brown: where’s ja, Lopez, mansk and z?

Lyle: z dogs a heavy sleeper yet does sleep through her alarm the others idk

Mansk: im Right here

Ja: Yeah me too

Lopez: -sleep on a Damn bench press-

Z dog: -still in her room sleeping-

Rio: I just want some sleep but I’m too scared to fall a sleep-yawns-

Walker: why

Rio:…trauma

Walker: makes sense

Quaritch: Lord

Mansk: .-.

Lyle: so…-he starts telling spooky stories that sound hella stupid and Rio ends up going to sleep on walkers shoulder-

Walker: y’all shush Rio’s asleep

Ja: Gay

Warren: welp I’m going to bed night -goes to sleep in the corner of the gym-

Brown:…..-piles on top of Lopez and falls asleep- sorry not sorry

Lopez: -wakes up- PERRA! ERES PESADO! (bitch! Your heavy)

Brown: aww love you too

Lopez: -pushes brown off of him and goes back to sleep- BUENAS NOCHES! (Good night)

-they all end up falling asleep in the gym and wait for the power to cut back on in the morning-

Warren: Omg is the narrator being nice to me for once?

-I’m about to slap you if you don’t SHUSH-

Warren: Spoke too soon

The recoms: scavenger hunt

Ft: my oc Rio

Rio: what is this for again?

Ja: don’t know But Team Building maybe?

Brown: that’s what Lyle said

Z-dog: yeah well Lyle can be a damn lie sometimes

Quaritch: y’all better be ready

All: Sir yes sir

Quaritch: good good. Today we will be playing a game called scavenger hunt where you have to find supplies around pandoras forest and camp out for 1 night. If your team succeeds in this you will be rewarded. If not then I’m giving you a homeschool ass woppin.

-they all nod-

Quaritch: ok now pick your groups WISELY.

-everyone picking their group’s of 3 to 4-

Rio: *does this mean I will have to sit out or does this mean that I’ll just have to do it on my own.*

Prager: you wanna be in our group rookie?

Rio: sure

Prager: ok we have another one

Mansk: good

Ja: nice

Quaritch: you got your groups. Good. NOW BEGIN -shoots his gun up in the air and they all run into Pandoras forest-

Prager: WAIT FOR ME YALL KNOW IM SLOW!

ja: WELL HURRY TF UP

-a few hours later-

Rio: -picking fruit with Mansk knowing which ones are edible and which ones are not due to their hand book-

Mansk: you think this is enough fruit?

Rio: yeah it’s only the four of us and if we cut them in half of into fourths then we should have enough

Mansk: ok let’s get back to the others

Prager: Ja wtf

Ja: -trying to blend in with the bushes- Shh I’m trying to scare the rookie

Prager: lord

Mansk: we’re back with some fruit

Ja: -jumps out of the bush infront of Rio- HAHA

Rio: WTF -punches ja in the nose-

Ja: OW MY NOSE

Rio: oh shit sorry

Ja: Ahhhhhh

Mansk: Didnt we Stop doing that due to the fact they would punch them?

Prager: yes yes we did

The recoms: dealing with spider while quaritch is away

Mansk: ok kid time to wash up

Spider:……hell….no

Mansk: so you wanna go around smelling musty. Ha I think the think not. Shower now.

Spider: Make me

-a few minutes later-

Mansk: -washing spiders hair in the showers-

Spider:……why

Mansk: didnt i say stfu

Spider:…..

Mansk: thank you

-after Mansk got done washing spiders hair and spider got done taking a shower-

Lyle: ok it’s my turn now

Mansk: take him

Spider: WOOOOOOWWWWWWW

mansk: -walks away leaving spider with Lyle-

Lyle: ok so you wanna watch a movie with the rest of the recoms?

Spider:….sounds….interesting but ok

Lyle: ok come on -leads spider to the recoms bunks-

Z-dog: JA AND LOPEZ PLEASE STFU WITH ALL THAT SINGING

ja And lopez: -mourning the death of Fike,Walker,brown(He should have lived) , and the other recoms that died while singing terribly-

Z-dog: UGHHHHH -puts their head under the pillows-

Spider:….does this happen normally?

Lyle: it’s best to ignore it

-a few hours later after they got done watching a movie and put spider to sleep-

Quaritch: I’m back how did it go?

Mansk: good

Lyle: mhm! We took care of him boss

Z-dog: -asleep on one of the bunk beds-

Pranger: -also asleep-

Quaritch: y’all did good. Now get some rest. We have a busy day ahead of us

The recoms: secret Santa

Ft: Rio

ja: ITS CHRISTMAS BITCHES

Mansk: -just threw away thanksgiving leftovers- Good break time

Quartich: no break times we still gotta look for Jake sully

Lopez: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO

Lyle: not gonna lie cournal I really wanna break like…Christmas break

Rio: yeah I would also like a break

Z-dog: yeah but what would we do?

Waren: secret Santa?

Rio: I would do that

Mansk: yeah me too

All: PLEASEEEEE CORNAL

Quartich: Fine…we can do secret Santa and THATS IT

All: YAY

-time skip to the next day-

Quartich: now close you eyes and pick a name from the hat

-everyone closes their eyes and picks a name from out of the hat.-

Quartich: now you can read them once y’all get to y’all’s rooms.

Walker: sounds like a plan

-in Rio room-

Rio: ???…???…OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE I GET THEM!?

-the people the recoms got for secret Santa-

Lyle: z-dog

Z-dog: Walker

Walker: waren

Waren: Ja

Ja: Mansk

Mansk: Lopez

Quartich: Lyle

Lopez: Brown

Brown: Zhang

Zhang: fike

Fike: Prager

Prager: Rio

Rio: ???

Who did Rio get?

Warren: STOP GATEKEEPING

Me: IF YOU DON’T STFU!?

The baby recoms:

Warm milk

(Yes I’m back at it again with the baby recoms cause why not)

He tried to sleep. He tried to sleep with another blanket/cover, didn’t work. He tried to sleep with one of his stuffed animals, didn’t work. He tried to sleep at the foot of his bed but it still didn’t work. Prager sat up and looked at all their other friends sleep. He saw how Lopez was hanging off the side of the bed about to fall but he let it be. Prager got up from their cot and went to go find their father, Quartich.

Quartich was in his office filling out some paperwork when the door opened. He was confused cause he didn’t see anyone come in until he looked down right beside his legs.

“I thought I put you to bed little one.” He said. Prager just stared up at him not saying a work. He didn’t show any signs of tiredness. Quartich sighed and picked up Prager and took him to the kitchen. He knew just what he wanted to make him sleep again. He put Prager back down on the floor and as he opened the fridge and pulled out the carton of milk. He then opened the top cabinet and pulled out one of Prager’s sippy cups and poured the milk into the sippy cup. Quartich then puts the sippy cup full of milk in the microwave and puts it on for a minute and 30 seconds. After the cup was done in the microwave he made sure it wasn’t too hot and was just right for Prager to drink. He put the sippy cup lid on the cup and gave it to Prager to drink.

Prager took the sippy cup and drank it as Quartich picked him up and took him back to the sleeping quarters. By the time they made it to the sleeping quarters Prager was already feeling sleepy. Quartich places Prager back in his bed and tucks him in.

“Good night Prager ” he said as he went back to his office to finish his paperwork.

Some Prager appreciation ✨️

✨️Them✨️

I ship Prager and Mansk so hard yall have no clue 😩

#pransk idc we're making it a ship tag

Heart-to-heart ♡

Prager and Mansk, my loves ❤️

Happy Prager, my beloved 😩

Prager brainrot, help me-

Headcanons :

Sleeps with the bandana on

Holds his tail when sleeping

Drools a lil

Perpetually exhausted

This is a WIP that I hope to maybe finish someday ✨️

All Prager thinks about is Mansk, and all Mansk thinks about is how to build a grill on Pandora ♡

Prager being submissive and breedable, ffs 😩

That waist HRRRR

Two instances of Mansk turning to look at Prager's enough for me personally to declare them in love 😩

Day 1 of Recom Week - Firsts! Prager and Mansk's first... Accident ;p

A little bonding time between soldiers.

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Recom Week day 2 let's go!

Combination of Gift and AU - I call it the Soup-verse.

Remember Soup? After Mansk bonds with Soup (the thanator), Soup "gifts" him Prager every time he sees him sad, because he can feel the bond between the two and knows Mansk is happier around Prager. <3

@recom-week

More Prager/Mansk ;D

@recom-week Day 6 - Tsaheylu

NSFW/EXPLICIT 🔞

A follow up to Dense Atmosphere, Prager can't sleep and needs a solution.

Tagged mild dub-con bc they're not fully awake, nothing really scary tho.

Ever questioned why he's got them eye bags?

Enjoy! <3

Recom Week Day 7 - Nightmare

"Hey Prager, you ever get nightmares about stuff?"

"Yeah, roaches."

"Haha."

"You?"

"... Yeah, me too."

Mansk has very vivid dreams...

CW : Death, Blood

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