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Enid: Do you like me?

Wednesday: I married you.

Enid: Yeah, but like, did you marry me as a friend or because you like like me? That was super unclear.

Wednesday: Did you take your meds today?

Enid: No.

Wednesday: I love you, but don’t talk to me until you do. *leaves*

Wenclair Babysitting Headcanons

The first person they babysit for is the fencing teacher, he leaves his son with Enid at an all day fencing tournament. The five-year-old is very bored, until Wednesday's match: "Woah, a ninja!" "Oh, nah, bud, that's Wednesday." (A pause, then quieter, with more awe) "A Wednesday."

After her match, Wednesday gets a lunch break. She walks over and finds Enid. The boy sprints out, and leaps, Wednesday catches him. "May I please have your ninja autograph?" "Enid, why is a there a child on me?"

The boy won't leave Wednesday's side. His father pleads, finally Wednesday says "I need a sandwich, do you eat sandwiches?" The boy nods. He, Wednesday, and Enid go to Subway. He gets Wednesday's order. Enid ignores when Wednesday skips the jalapeños and banana peppers. But she does smile.

Enid asks about school. "I do reading at lunch." Enid nods, she also did that. Wednesday did as well. "I still do reading at lunch, currently I am reading a mystery novel. About murder." The boys nods solemnly as a piece of roast beef misses his mouth, "I am reading train books." Wednesday nods, a piece of roast beef missing her mouth.

Later, the boy asks "so when you have kids, they will have two moms, but one of the moms will be a ninja and one will be a sometimes dog?" Wednesday nods. "Precisely, that is a good evaluation of our future family unit." Enid had gotten caught on the word dog. Then she realises what Wednesday said. "Oh..." The boy looks at Enid, "if you are sometimes a dog, can you have an always dog?" Wednesday looks at Enid. Enid realises Wednesday is including her. "Uh, yeah, but actually, I really want to have a black cat." The boy looks at them. "You are going to have a golden retriever who is always a dog. And a black cat, who likes Enid best." He nods, then adds, "and probably fifty thousand babies, and a turtle." Wednesday says without thinking, "we will have two children, and no turtle."

Finally, Wednesday's final match comes. After she wins, Enid and their new friend congratulate her. They watch the other finals in the various divisions, the five-year-old sandwiched between them. Eventually he nods off, but not before climbing into Enid's lap. Gripping her snood. Wednesday takes off her jacket and places it over her girlfriend and little companion. "I think we should name the dog Eddie, after Poe. You obviously will get to name the cat. We can discuss the children later." Enid smiles.

Wednesday:*crawls through the window at 3 a.m*

Enid: *flicks on the light* Where the hell have you been?

Wednesday: With Eugene…

Enid: *points to the other side of the room*

Eugene: Try again.

Wednesday: uhm. Bianca?

Enid: *shakes her head*

Bianca: *walk out of the bathroom* Nice try.

Enid: Now, where have you been?

Wednesday: *sighs* I went blood hunting with Yoko again.

Enid: *keeps her eyes on Wednesday* Thank Eugene and Bianca, but I got it from here.

*They walk out of the room*

Wednesday: Am I in trouble?

Enid: Take a guess.

Wednesday: No?

Enid: Take another guess.