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BakuSquad Roadtrip

Regular Headcanons:

Sero drives, no argument

Kirishima cannot focus on the road

Bakugou would blow the steering wheel into smithereens

Mina would swerve off the road

Jirou is honorary DJ

Shinshou would fall asleep in the middle of the highway

And Kaminari just can’t drive. He legally cannot.

Sero drives, but they use the Kirishima family van. Reasonable, seeing as its a van made for a lesbian couple and their countless daughters and one teenage son

Sero takes driver’s seat, Jirou as the passenger

Kaminari and Mina take the seats behind the two

And Bakugou and Kirishima sit in the back with Shinso in the large trunk with an air mat. His demands, not the other’s

They pack literally everything: snacks, pillows, air floaties, battery packs, flashlights, pads, swim gear, surfboards, literally everything

The idea of the road trip belonged to Mina, who wanted to go somewhere for Spring Break and wanted to bring her boys - plus Jirou - and most of them agreed instantly

Shinso and Bakugou were the hardest to convince, but thanks to Kaminari and Kirishima, they broke and ended up in a large van with Sero being an absolute mom

Sero: I will turn this MOTHER FUCKING car around, Denki Kaminari, if you don’t shUT THE FUCK UP!

Kaminari, near to tears: Y-yes, Ma’am.

It took a few hours for everyone to get used to one another, what with Bakugou yelling about the music and Sero’s driving style, but within the first four hours of the trip, they were all playing Punch Buggie, I Spy, and screaming songs at the top of their lungs

Kirishima likes to have Sero roll down the windows then stick his head out like a dog to scream: “BakuSquad Roadtrip 2019, Mother Fuckers!” It doesn’t take long before Kaminari is in on the action

Somehow, Shinso gets in on it, flipping off every large truck that passes by, and it isn’t too long before Sero is telling everyone to shut the fuck up again

1 AM stops at the nearest Denny’s are not uncommon during these trips, nor are random pullovers to get an aesthetic picture of the group by a sparkling lake or of Shinso flipping off a sign

Kaminari nearly kills everyone when they find a sign that says, “Hey teens, buckling up is totes yeet yo,” and doesn’t shut up about it for at least an hour

Whenever the squad finds a beach, they pull in and take the rest of the afternoon to swim, surf, and dive. Seo is a surprisingly good surfer, as is Kirishima, while Shinso would rather lie on the sand and risk sunburn. Bakugou likes going as far as the lifeguard will let him then diving as deep as he can go. Mina and Jirou just float in the water while Kaminari tries to get them wet.

A chicken fight breaks out quickly, Bakugou demanding Kirishima hold him as he shoves Kaminari off of Sero’s shoulders. This goes on for a few minutes before Shinso picks both Mina and Jirou up and yeets them at the boys

Mina posts on her Instagram every ten minutes with updates on Kaminari being a meme, Sero having road rage, Jirou being an e-girl, Bakugou being soft for Kirishima, and Shinso being iconic in the trunk

Once pulled over on the road, Shinso Fortine danced while singing, “Hey there, Demons, it’s me, ya boi”

The car at some point breaks down by the beach, and while Sero tries to fix it, the other dance of the top of the van or chase one another around with water guns

Sero, defeated, sits against the wheel and smokes a joint, much to the Mom Disappointment TM in Bakugou

Bakugou would die before he admits he loved the trip, but everyone knows he loved it. EVERYONE

By the end of the trip, the group is sunburned, their vocal cords stretched, sleep schedule ruined, and now overly aware of one another’s sleeping habits

Shippy Headcanons (KiribBaku, KamiShin, MinaJirou):

Kirishima and Bakugou cuddle when they go to sleep, shamelessly snuggling into one another before dozing off

Kirishima picks Bakugou up bridal style in a Denny’s and carries him around as he sings “Never Getting Rid Of Me” from the musical Waitress. Mina recorded it and it was the greatest thing the morning shift has ever seen

The two somehow end up singing “Lovefool” by The Cardigans - most likely because Kaminari insinuated Bakugou wasn’t man enough to sing the song with Kirishima. He proved him wrong, and damn, did he do it well

Bakugou finds a red shell covered in spikes while on another beach and gives it to Kirishima when they get back into the car. The redhead quickly puts it on a string and wears the necklace creation for the rest of the trip

Somewhere on Shinso’s social media, there is a video from his angle in the trunk of Sero driving and him saying, without any context, “Maybe Bakugou can drive this van, then it’d truly be a Kirishima car driven by a Kirishima, keep the legacy going,” followed by Mina and Kaminari dabbing

Kaminari sometimes joins Shinso in the trunk and they share music as they cuddle, but because Shinsho doesn’t sleep, he manages to keep Mina from taking a picture of it

Something similar to the KiriBaku Denny’s experience, Kaminari, circuited out, got onto a table and announce that his boyfriend was the hottest man in the room, to which Bakugou slammed his hands on the table and yelled, “have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?”

Shinso once chugged an entire Mountain Dew, burped like a dinosaur, and Kaminari stuck his head out the window and proceeded to cream how sexy Shinso was

Kaminari sits in the backseat with Shinso a couple of hours to watch Buzzfeed Unsolved together, eventually being joined by Bakgou and Kirishima. It turns into a weird double date thing in the back of the van

Whenever KiriBaku and KamiShin have their moments, Jirou will crawl into the back of the van with Mina and the two will cuddle while Sero gets control of the radio, turning on his bands that were clearly high when they wrote those songs

Mina borrows a few of Jirou’s tank tops every now and then, or Jirou takes Mina’s bikini tops when Sero refuses to turn on the AC because he doesn’t want to get more gas money for at least another couple of miles

Many SnapChat posts of Mina and Jirou with cute filters making cute faces at one another. There’s even a video of Jirou staying completely blank-faced as Mina tries to break her with different Kermit impressions

OOF — FUCKING OOF— I AM GOING F E R A L

RIOT

Kirishima x Reader Hero of Shadows Part 1/? Words:2879

“(F/n).”

I flinch at the tone in my mother’s voice. The same one that she used when we were younger and misbehaving in public. One that promised punishment when we got home if I didn’t correct myself.

Realizing my mistake, I dropped my hand away from my hair, which I had nervously been playing with and tugging at. A habit from my childhood that I had never outgrown, and one that had earned me more than one smack on the wrist.

I switched to tapping my fingers next to my leg, out of her eyesight. While it’s not as stress relieving as tapping my leg or as natural as twisting my fingers through my hair on repeat, it gave me something to get my nervous energy out with.

The unheard beat I had been drumming onto the seat was interrupted by the opening of the door. It slid open on the wall across from our seats. Without a word, my mother rose from her seat knowing that I would follow closely

The chair on the other side of the desk was turned away. We settled into the seats across from it. We were supposed to be meeting someone but I hadn’t seen any legs or shoulders sticking out when we entered. Was the person late?

Then the tall backed chair spun to face us.

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