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BakuSquad Roadtrip

Regular Headcanons:

Sero drives, no argument

Kirishima cannot focus on the road

Bakugou would blow the steering wheel into smithereens

Mina would swerve off the road

Jirou is honorary DJ

Shinshou would fall asleep in the middle of the highway

And Kaminari just can’t drive. He legally cannot.

Sero drives, but they use the Kirishima family van. Reasonable, seeing as its a van made for a lesbian couple and their countless daughters and one teenage son

Sero takes driver’s seat, Jirou as the passenger

Kaminari and Mina take the seats behind the two

And Bakugou and Kirishima sit in the back with Shinso in the large trunk with an air mat. His demands, not the other’s

They pack literally everything: snacks, pillows, air floaties, battery packs, flashlights, pads, swim gear, surfboards, literally everything

The idea of the road trip belonged to Mina, who wanted to go somewhere for Spring Break and wanted to bring her boys - plus Jirou - and most of them agreed instantly

Shinso and Bakugou were the hardest to convince, but thanks to Kaminari and Kirishima, they broke and ended up in a large van with Sero being an absolute mom

Sero: I will turn this MOTHER FUCKING car around, Denki Kaminari, if you don’t shUT THE FUCK UP!

Kaminari, near to tears: Y-yes, Ma’am.

It took a few hours for everyone to get used to one another, what with Bakugou yelling about the music and Sero’s driving style, but within the first four hours of the trip, they were all playing Punch Buggie, I Spy, and screaming songs at the top of their lungs

Kirishima likes to have Sero roll down the windows then stick his head out like a dog to scream: “BakuSquad Roadtrip 2019, Mother Fuckers!” It doesn’t take long before Kaminari is in on the action

Somehow, Shinso gets in on it, flipping off every large truck that passes by, and it isn’t too long before Sero is telling everyone to shut the fuck up again

1 AM stops at the nearest Denny’s are not uncommon during these trips, nor are random pullovers to get an aesthetic picture of the group by a sparkling lake or of Shinso flipping off a sign

Kaminari nearly kills everyone when they find a sign that says, “Hey teens, buckling up is totes yeet yo,” and doesn’t shut up about it for at least an hour

Whenever the squad finds a beach, they pull in and take the rest of the afternoon to swim, surf, and dive. Seo is a surprisingly good surfer, as is Kirishima, while Shinso would rather lie on the sand and risk sunburn. Bakugou likes going as far as the lifeguard will let him then diving as deep as he can go. Mina and Jirou just float in the water while Kaminari tries to get them wet.

A chicken fight breaks out quickly, Bakugou demanding Kirishima hold him as he shoves Kaminari off of Sero’s shoulders. This goes on for a few minutes before Shinso picks both Mina and Jirou up and yeets them at the boys

Mina posts on her Instagram every ten minutes with updates on Kaminari being a meme, Sero having road rage, Jirou being an e-girl, Bakugou being soft for Kirishima, and Shinso being iconic in the trunk

Once pulled over on the road, Shinso Fortine danced while singing, “Hey there, Demons, it’s me, ya boi”

The car at some point breaks down by the beach, and while Sero tries to fix it, the other dance of the top of the van or chase one another around with water guns

Sero, defeated, sits against the wheel and smokes a joint, much to the Mom Disappointment TM in Bakugou

Bakugou would die before he admits he loved the trip, but everyone knows he loved it. EVERYONE

By the end of the trip, the group is sunburned, their vocal cords stretched, sleep schedule ruined, and now overly aware of one another’s sleeping habits

Shippy Headcanons (KiribBaku, KamiShin, MinaJirou):

Kirishima and Bakugou cuddle when they go to sleep, shamelessly snuggling into one another before dozing off

Kirishima picks Bakugou up bridal style in a Denny’s and carries him around as he sings “Never Getting Rid Of Me” from the musical Waitress. Mina recorded it and it was the greatest thing the morning shift has ever seen

The two somehow end up singing “Lovefool” by The Cardigans - most likely because Kaminari insinuated Bakugou wasn’t man enough to sing the song with Kirishima. He proved him wrong, and damn, did he do it well

Bakugou finds a red shell covered in spikes while on another beach and gives it to Kirishima when they get back into the car. The redhead quickly puts it on a string and wears the necklace creation for the rest of the trip

Somewhere on Shinso’s social media, there is a video from his angle in the trunk of Sero driving and him saying, without any context, “Maybe Bakugou can drive this van, then it’d truly be a Kirishima car driven by a Kirishima, keep the legacy going,” followed by Mina and Kaminari dabbing

Kaminari sometimes joins Shinso in the trunk and they share music as they cuddle, but because Shinsho doesn’t sleep, he manages to keep Mina from taking a picture of it

Something similar to the KiriBaku Denny’s experience, Kaminari, circuited out, got onto a table and announce that his boyfriend was the hottest man in the room, to which Bakugou slammed his hands on the table and yelled, “have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?”

Shinso once chugged an entire Mountain Dew, burped like a dinosaur, and Kaminari stuck his head out the window and proceeded to cream how sexy Shinso was

Kaminari sits in the backseat with Shinso a couple of hours to watch Buzzfeed Unsolved together, eventually being joined by Bakgou and Kirishima. It turns into a weird double date thing in the back of the van

Whenever KiriBaku and KamiShin have their moments, Jirou will crawl into the back of the van with Mina and the two will cuddle while Sero gets control of the radio, turning on his bands that were clearly high when they wrote those songs

Mina borrows a few of Jirou’s tank tops every now and then, or Jirou takes Mina’s bikini tops when Sero refuses to turn on the AC because he doesn’t want to get more gas money for at least another couple of miles

Many SnapChat posts of Mina and Jirou with cute filters making cute faces at one another. There’s even a video of Jirou staying completely blank-faced as Mina tries to break her with different Kermit impressions

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Mina has no modesty and tends to strip off her pants and bra when hanging in his room

Bakugo learned to accept this

They’ll never tell Kirishima, but Bakugo called Mina “bro” first

She stole one of his black, skull hoodies

He pretends not to know she sleeps in it all the time

They make popcorn and watch movies together

Despite grumbling, he doesn’t mind her using him as a body pillow

In return, she doesn’t comment when he flinches or tightens his grip during a horror flick

Bakugo does not appreciate when she calls fixing a bowl of cereal “cooking,” which prompted him to teach her basic cooking skills

It was Mina who taught him how to break dance

He’s the one Mina goes to for advice since he won’t sugarcoat anything, and she helps him with any Kirishima related problems

More than once, Mina has sent him out for tampons, because the rest of the squad can’t be trusted to not be childish about it

Bakugo always tosses in a few chocolate bars as well

They share makeup and styling tips during their occasional “glamour nights”

He spent two hours one night finding a blush that perfectly complimented her skin tone

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Hi! I saw that you're requests are open. Would you be willing to write a oneshot or something of the sort for Kirishima with a non binary!s/o who is touch averse? Like, phsyical affection is sometimes okay when it's on their terms but if it's not or its unexpected it can send them into an anxiety attack? If you would rather not, feel free to ignore or delete this. Please and thank you!

Safe With Me -Eijiro Kirishima x Gn!reader

Hi there! I am so sorry this took so long, I’ve had a million things on at once and wanted to make sure that I got this right.

Writing this was kinda comforting as I’m very specific with touch and have been in some stressful situations surrounding it, so thinking of Kirishima with this kind of s/o made me all warm and mushy.

Anyways, I’ll stop rambling, hope you like it!

Warnings: mentions of past trauma i.e abuse, implied sexual assault, panic attacks

Word count: 1.2k

Y/n was a hard working student during their time at UA, always completing their work, bettering their grades, and helping those around them. Only problem was, they never put much time aside for them self.

Mental health had been a struggle for Y/n all the way through school, and the hero course did not make things any easier. After one particular event in their third year, Y/n became more distant from their classmates and friends. Physically and mentally. Though not many of their classmates noticed as they became pretty good at hiding it.

Except Eijiro Kirishima, he saw straight through it.

It had been 2 years since leaving UA when Y/n and Kirishima had been partnered up for a patrol together. Kirishima saw this as the perfect opportunity to ask what had been troubling them so much. He honestly wished he could have struck up the courage to ask back in high school, but with the lack of privacy one has in school, he thought it best not to bring it up in front of others. The last thing he wanted to do was make Y/n uncomfortable, not when he had the biggest crush on them.

The pair were walking along a quiet pathway through the local park when Kirishima finally asked the question.

“Hey Y/n, are you okay?”

Y/n turned to him with a puzzled look, unsure of what he had meant.

The red-head caught on quickly and explained himself, “I meant, how have you been doing mentally? I noticed that you’ve been more shut off lately. Heck, I noticed that you started to push us away during our third year, and I should have asked you back then so that maybe it wouldn’t have gotten worse now. And… and I’m rambling aren’t I?” He stopped, realising that he may have only made Y/n more uncomfortable.

“It’s okay Kirishima. And yeah, sure I've had some things on my mind that aren’t too great, but you don’t need to worry about me.” Y/n was actually quite happy to know that someone cared about them, though they felt bad for hiding their problems from one of their oldest friends when he was not trying to help.

Problem is, that all spiralled out of control the moment Kirishima placed his hand on Y/n’s arm, “I’m always here to help you when you need me.”

While his heart was in the right place, the touch sent Y/n flying back to the villain attack in their third year, memories they would rather leave behind.

Y/n flinched and jumped away from their friend, eyes wide, heart pounding out of their chest. Kirishima was shocked, but mostly concerned for Y/n as he slowly approached them, reaching out once again, only for them to flinch away again and sink down to the floor.

A look of hurt flashed across his face, but at that moment, Kirishima realised that there was something much bigger behind his friend’s low mood. And he had just made it worse.

He recognised the state Y/n was in, he had seen plenty of people have panic attacks throughout his time at school, but Y/n was never one of them. So while it came as a shock to see his friend this way, Kirishima knew he had to do something to help.

“Y/n?” He didn’t dare step any closer but he crouched down in front of Y/n, urging them to look up, “Y/n, it’s only me. I’m not going to hurt you, okay? You take your time, if there’s anything I can do to help, you tell me, yeah? I’ll just be sat here, and I’ll wait until you are ready to talk. That sound okay?”

They weren’t really questions, they were more solidifying that they understood that he would be there for them. Y/n shakily nodded, as tears continued to fall.

Internally, Y/n was trying to calm themself down. They knew that Kirishima hadn’t meant any harm and never would, but the brain can be a cruel thing, tricking us into doubting even those closest to us.

After five minutes of a semi-awkward silence, Y/n had calmed themself just enough to even out their breathing, and to look up at their concerned friend. Kirishima had had all of his attention on Y/n so that he was sure that they were okay, and to be ready if they needed anything.

“Do you wanna talk about what that was about? I understand if not, but I also want to make sure that I don’t make that happen again, I never want to see you upset or hurt because of me.” Y/n felt guilty because of his words, they knew that Kirishima didn’t mean to do it, but because of their reaction, he now thought it was his fault.

It took a few minutes as Y/n calmed themself and began to explain the situation, asking Kirishima if he remembered the specific villain incident in their final year at UA. Of course he did. How could he forget. When Y/n was taken back to the UA dorms everyone could see the roughed up state they were in, also finding out about some of the unsavoury things that had happened to them, courtesy of the villain in question.

When Y/n explained that the villain’s actions still haunted them, Kirishima’s heart broke. How could he have not seen this? How long had Y/n gone being fearful of the people they once trusted? From that moment on, Eijiro Kirishima vowed that he would never let Y/n feel this way again.

In the months after that patrol, the pair grew closer once more, much like how they were in school. As they became comfortable together, they opened up to one another and broke down walls that they had put up during their lowest times. It was no surprise to anyone when the pair announced their relationship, everyone who knew them agreed that this was the happiest they had ever seen the two of them.

And to the present, where Kirishima is lounging on the sofa after a long shift, half watching the tv and half waiting for their partner to finally get comfortable. Y/n came into the living room, hair still slightly damp from their shower and sat beside their tired boyfriend. With two gentle taps on the back of his hand, Eijiro lifted his arm for Y/n to snuggle into his side.

It had taken a lot of work and patience to get to this point, but they had a system that worked and kept both of them happy. Kirishima would wait for Y/n to initiate any physical interaction, usually with their most used sign, the two hand taps. If they hadn’t initiated anything, Eijiro would always ask first, checkering that it was okay to hold their hand or give them a hug. Y/n became far more comfortable with touching their partner, though remained wary of others, something that the both of them had also discussed. If Kirishima could see that Y/n was uncomfortable with someone, or gave a signal to tell him they were, he would immediately jump to their rescue. This gave Y/n the chance to branch out, whilst knowing they had a safety net of sorts if things went south.

The two of them cuddled up together, enjoying each other’s warmth; Y/n knowing that all the while Red Riot was by their side, no one was ever going to hurt them again.