Its Me. Im Characters.

It’s me. I’m characters.

i love characters who could get the absolute Shit kicked out of them and still be fine but as soon as someone touches/handles them gently it’s like “ah. im going to shatter to pieces now thanks”

Reblog if you think Stormpilot should have been canon.

*September 1st on Tumblr*

We Are Sure to Drown (Vader and Luke Parody)

[Luke, spoken]

So... Anakin, was it?

[Vader, spoken]

Vader

[Luke, spoken]

Right... Vader!

First things first, welcome to the Rebellion!

We are so glad to have you here!

I just wanted to ask you a few questions so we can set you on the proper path to knowing where to put you!

[Vader, spoken]

Sure. Whatever

[Charlie, spoken]

So... What brought you to us?

[Vader, spoken]

You.

[Luke, spoken]

Well, yes, but... What made you want to reverse your Sith…ness?

[Vader, spoken]

I don't.

[Luke, spoken]

Okay, well... maybe we should start at the beginning? Like...

...how you ended up as a Sith in the first place?

[Vader, spoken]

You really wanna know?

[Luke, spoken]

Of course!

That way we can work out the best treatment plan for your specific situation!

[Vader, spoken]

Heh... "Situation", huh?

Okay

Better you hear this from me than someone like Soka.

[Vader]

I was once a great serviceman

And I never felt at home

Now I'm just a violent man

Risking everything I own

The only spirit left in me's from a bottle off the shelf

And all it means is that

I can't see a force-damn way to save my soul or self

There's a hole in me

And it's exposed for the world to see

It's what He knows so I did what He pleased

But I can't be kirffed to lose my patience

So I just stay angry and complacent

I'm a wicked old soul

Nowhere left to go

At the beck and call of the man who has the ammo

Raise a glass for the empty-hearted

Too far gone to know when it started

A shark of the cards never shows his hand

And the same's still true when your fate had been this far planned

So don't think you can bring my walls down

I drank my fill and in that I'm sure to... drown

[Luke]

You may well reap what you sow

But I don’t want to be your foe.

'cause in the end, all that I want

Is your soul saved

[Vader]

Good luck with that...

[Luke]

I've watched the fall of many people

Both the good and the downright evil

But if you think I'm giving up on you

Big mistake!

[Vader]

I guess your old man got his dues when all was said and done

[Luke]

So they say, but there's always a way to forgive.

[Vader]

And seein' all the turncoats here, I know I'm not the only one

[Luke]

Making mistakes, it's a part of how we live!

[Vader]

So you got a plan?

Spit it out, or get me my old canteen.

[Luke]

Give me the chance to prove what I could do!

[Vader]

But the rot runs deep inside this shell of mine 'til there ain't nothin' to redeem

[Luke]

But-

[Vader]

There's a hole in me

And it's exposed for the world to see

And you know that I'm a wrench in your machine

Though you try, I'll have to show some patience to tell you

So I'll be complacent

I'm a wicked old soul

Nowhere left to go

At the beck and call of the man with the ammo

Raise a glass for the broken-hearted

Too far gone to know when it started

A shark of the cards never shows his hand

And the same's still true when your fate had been this far planned

So don't think you can bring my walls down

I drank my fill and in that I'm sure to... drown

[Luke]

Give us a chance to set you free

If you'd just put your faith in me!

You could grow and heal and change

You don't need to suffer all this pain!

[Vader]

Is it really that hard to see?

There's nothing left inside of me

I can't love or cry or hate

So who the kirff cares about my fate?

[Luke]

But-

[Vader]

NO!

Wicked old souls

Nowhere left to go

At the beck and call of the ones who are in control

So raise a glass for the empty-hearted

We're too far gone to know when it started

A shark of the cards never shows his hand

And the same's still true whether you can even understand

So don't think you can bring our walls down

We drank our fill and in that we're sure to drown

Down beneath the ground

We're Sure To Drown

In our burial mounds

We're Sure To Drown

Taste the blood in our mouths

We're Sure To Drown

And now there's no way out

We're Sure To Drown

Just lay my head down

We're Sure To Drown

Too lost to be found

We're Sure To Drown

With my hands still bound

We're Sure To Drown

I've already drowned

[Vader, spoken]

I'm sorry, son

Your heart's in the right place, really

But I'd rather be the one to tell you, than letting you learn the hard way from someone who's a true Sith.

[Luke, spoken]

I can handle more than you think

Just... let me try

[Vader, spoken]

Maybe you're right about someone

Just not for me

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