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I see you.
You see me.
We all lost our sanity.
With a snap, crack, bloody splat.
Give the dog the bones.
The eldritch horror won't leave me alone.
parody-ish (do it for her)
writing a songfic sort of musical thingy because i like songs.
so im just changing the lyrics to fit with whats going on
and it feels really. really goofy. like--
the stuff italicized is the changes
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Keep your grip tight
Keep your eyes lowered
As you're moving forward
Precision is the key
One stir, two stirs,
Now go even faster
And as you're mixing it all in
Keep your focus, then
Keep my grip tight
Good
Keep my eyes lowered
Right!
As I'm moving forward
Concentrate!
Don't you want to make a good tart!?
One stir, two stirs,
Yes!
But put your whole body into it!
Everything you have
Everything you are
You've got to give
On the kitchen space
When everything is chaos
And you have nothing but the way you feel
Your ingredients, and your tools
You just think about the fun you'll have
Tasting the tarts with all of your friends!
And then you do it for them
That's how you know you can win
You do it for them
That is to say
You'll do it for them
Deep down, you know
You weren't built for baking
But that doesn't mean you're not prepared to try
What they don't know is your real advantage
When you bake for someone, you're prepared to put. your. all.
Deep down, I know that I'm just starting
True
But I know that I/you can
Draw my will, and bake!
With my short experience
Good
I can make a difference
Yes, excellent!
I can make a good tart!
I can regain my spark
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clarification: couldnt find a good way to write 'regain my magic' so spark instead
anyway you can probably tell what fandom this is for lmfao
I'll Sue Ya in a Kazakh Way
A lyric parody of Weird Al's song "I'll Sue Ya"
I sued Rakhat 'cause I ate half a million candies, and I've got a toothache
I sued local dental clinic 'cause the prices here are so high I have too much money to make
I sued ABDI 'cause I screwed my haircut while using their scissors now I'm gonna go bald
I sued Medeu 'cause I went here just one time and I've got a cold
I sued FixPrice 'cause their products are so cheap it makes my teeth swell
I sued Kaspi Bank 'cause I visited their place in a hot summer day and didn't feel very well
I sued Bayan Sulu 'cause I fed their chocolate to my dog, now it's gonna see the vet
I sued Kazpost 'cause I've been waiting for letters for years, but haven't received any yet
Yeah
If you comment me over my own mistake
If you ask me to behave nice 'cause it's a public place
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
Ugh
I sued KazMunaiGaz 'cause I've used their oil to make myself a meal, now it tastes bad
I sued Kazakhtelecom 'cause I forgot to pay for the Internet, now in a forest I've lost a track
I sued Qazaq Republic 'cause I bought some of their oversize clothes, but they were too big
I sued Anvar 'cause I walked into their market with a bunch of weasels but they didn't like my shtick
I sued Zerde 'cause all attempts to cure my hernia with herbal tea were vain
I sued Kazakhstan 'cause my government never said that life will be such a pain
I sued Weird Al 'cause I couldn't come up with another brand for this frickin' song
I sued Azamat Musagaliev, 'cause I don't care anymore
Ugh
If I get a bruise while trying to break your arm
If I hurt my leg while trying to loot your farm
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha
I'll sue ya, what you all think of that?
I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha
Booya! I'll sue ya!
Ughh
Maddie Hatter Let It Go
Please note I released this a long time ago and wrote it on Fanfiction.net when I was 15 or so, so please be nice...
The fur shines bright on the rabbit tonight
not a single jam splatter
A kingdom of craze and madness,
and it looks like I'm the Hatter
my mind is lost like this madness that's inside
Couldn't keep it in;
dad knows I've tried
Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the Hatter you always have to be
insane and mad
don't let them know
Well now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it in anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and lock the door
I don't know
how to keep my mad at bay
Let the craze rage on.
This world never bothered me anyway
It's funny how this madness
Makes everything seem great
And the bore that once controlled me
Can never change my fate
It's time to see what I can do
To test my madness and break through
No right, no wrong, no sane for me,
I'm free!
Let it go, let it go
I am one with my pot and tea
Let it go, let it go
the party is here at three
Here I sit
And here I'll drink
Let the craze rage on
My teapot fills my teacup full of tea so good
My soul is springing with as much cheer as it possibly could
And one thought that always crosses my mad mind
I'm looking for something, but i could never find
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the white queen's rule
Let it go, let it go
This girl is mad, but no fool
Here I stand
In the Looking Glass
Let the craze rage on
This world never bothered me anyway!
Mama Isabella:
You want to go outside? Oh you three!
Look at you up at this hour
Still little saplings, just give up
You know why we stay and play our roles, right?
Ray:
I know but...
Mama Isabella:
That's right, to keep you all safe and sound.
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that my wish would live through, love.
Soon, but not yet
Emma:
But --
Mama Isabella:
Shh!
Trust me, dove.
Mama knows best
Mama knows best
Listen to your mama
It's a scary world out there
Mama knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Demons, illness,
Poison ivy, quicksand
You get hurt and
The dark.
Emma:
No!
Mama Isabella:
Yes!
Norman:
But --
Mama Isabella:
Also large bugs
Things with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
Mama's right here
Mama will protect you
Darlings, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with mama
Mama knows best
...
Isabella:
Mama knows best
Take it from your mama
On your own, you won't survive
Sloppy, delicate
Immature, clumsy
Please, they'll eat you up ALIVE!
Gullible, naÎve
Possibly soiled
Stupid and a bit, well, hmm off
Plus, I believe
Gettin' kinda spoiled
I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you
Mama understands
Mama's here to help you
All I have is one request!
Children?
All Three:
Yes?
Mama Isabella:
Don't ever ask to leave this house again.
All Three:
Yes, mama.
Mama Isabella:
I love you, my dears.
Norman:
We love you more.
Mama Isabella:
I love you most.
Don't forget it
You'll regret it
Mama knows best
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I hope you all like this parody made. I made most of it when I was really REALLY into The Promised Neverland, but I just never finished it til now lol
Rebels to the Core
I’ve had this idea in my mind since season 1 of Rebels. I don’t know why, but it was, and I finally FINALLY wrote it down. Enjoy this stupidity lol
Sabine: C'mon guys, you know this one!
Hera: Oh yeah!
Ezra: Whoohoo!
Zeb: Karabast…
[Sabine]
We've come from so many destinations,
Joined by a common bond
We sing our song 'cross the Imperial Stations
From this Galaxy and beyond
[Hera and Kanan]
We're Rebels forever, Rebels together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Rebels to the core
Zeb: Uh-huh.
[Ezra Bridger]
There's no place that I'd rather be
Than with my Master next to me
My clan all around come to join and see
As we fight against boring and bland!
[Hera, Kanan, and Sabine]
We're Rebels forever, Rebels together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Rebels to the core
Zeb: That’s right.
[Hera]
We're peas in a pod, we're thick as thieves
Any cliché you can throw at me
We're here for each other, through thick and thin
You're always welcome with your Rebel kin
[Chopper]
Wheeeeee!
[Sabine]
You're more fun than the color pink
Or Rebel ships flying over in a blink
The love I feel here is swim, not sink
As we sing out loud and grand!
Ghost Crew: All right!
[All]
We're Rebels forever, Rebels together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Rebels to the core!
Zeb: Hell Yeah!
Where is the Justice: Loki Parody
{Loki and Odin stood in a meeting room, a few Asgardians council members stood around them as the two royals argued.}
[Loki]
Where is the justice
When the guilty all go free?
Why don't we lock them up
And throw away the key?
[Odin]
I see a young man's anger burning in your eyes
[Loki]
What you see is my impatience
With your noble compromise
Show me what's right about
The wrongs that we allow
Asguardians need to feel
Protected here and now
{Loki turns away from Odin}
This whole damn system’s broken way beyond repair
It's just law not law and order
Not much good and seldom fair
[Council Member A]
Laws are made for everyone
We're treated all the same
[Loki]
Till advocate‘s words can fix the blame
Let our vindications
Make the regulations
And hold no one accountable
When everything goes wrong
Let those who are heinous
Get away with murder
Every time a high-priced
Mouth-piece starts to talk
His patron gets to walk
Tell me, where is the justice?
If there’s any justice
[Loki Supporters]
Where's the justice?
Tell me where!
[Loki]
Where is the justice
[Loki Supporters]
Tell me where!
[Loki]
For all the victims?
[Loki Supports]
Tell me where!
[Loki]
Where is the justice?
What good is law that can’t
Punish those who break it?
[Frigga]
Politicians
Make their speeches all day long
While judges twiddling away
Mostly get it wrong
(Mostly get it wrong!)
{Loki smiled at this mother for having his back}
[Council Member B]
Instead of loopholes
For the laws to fall between
Let some good old-fashioned pay-back
Grease the wheels of a machine
(Grease the wheels of the machine)
[Loki]
Isn't everybody sick to death of all this stuff?
Can't we all stand up and say enough?
(We've had enough)
{Odin was getting mad and slowly stalked towards Loki as the smaller man stood his ground}
(Justice, justice, justice, now's the time for)
[Loki]
Listen to the families
Hiding in their houses (justice, justice)
All of them afraid to walk the streets at night
With all their doors locked tight
We must give them their justice
{Loki is now backing away from Odin as the older man bears an angry face}
[Loki Supporter]
Where is the justice?
[Loki]
We owe them some justice
{Loki falls to his knees}
[Loki Supporter]
Where is the justice?
{Loki looks up at Odin and reaches out to him}
[All]
Where is the justice?
{Loki bows his head as Odin looks away from his son on the floor}
My Frankenstein! (Anakin Skywalker Parody)
I’m standing here before my idol
Been your devoted, your disciple
This moment played in my imagination
About a hundred thousand times
And all the trademarks that defined you
I must have built a trillion shrines to
It’s kinda crazy you can still amaze me
I’ve seen it all so many times
Like, oh Palpatine
You know that moment in that speech
When you spoke your nice life, to preach.
Well, you made me feel so reached
You’re my Frankenstein
And I’m your monster
Your love gave me life
Like lightning and thunder
Oh, the world can feel like a storm
And my battleship is the eye
Your face on every wall
Keeping me alive
That was then and this is now!
So what do I say?
So what do I say…?
I know too much now, I can't see you
The same Palpatine who I was drawn to
Your evil games are driving me insane for
Ever thinking I could trust you!
Cause now I found out you’re a Sith.
What is my life without that dear myth?
It’s kinda messed up, I feel like a breakup
Except it’s all your fault, not mine!
’Cause oh my Palpatine
Why'd you have to let me see
The other side of you, that screen?
Now I can’t see past my canteen.
You’re my Frankenstein
And I’m your monster
Your love saved my life
Like shelter and water
You’re my Frankenstein
And I’m your monster
Your reign’s crumbling down
Like stone and mortar
You’re my Frankenstein…
We Are Sure to Drown (Vader and Luke Parody)
[Luke, spoken]
So... Anakin, was it?
[Vader, spoken]
Vader
[Luke, spoken]
Right... Vader!
First things first, welcome to the Rebellion!
We are so glad to have you here!
I just wanted to ask you a few questions so we can set you on the proper path to knowing where to put you!
[Vader, spoken]
Sure. Whatever
[Charlie, spoken]
So... What brought you to us?
[Vader, spoken]
You.
[Luke, spoken]
Well, yes, but... What made you want to reverse your Sith…ness?
[Vader, spoken]
I don't.
[Luke, spoken]
Okay, well... maybe we should start at the beginning? Like...
...how you ended up as a Sith in the first place?
[Vader, spoken]
You really wanna know?
[Luke, spoken]
Of course!
That way we can work out the best treatment plan for your specific situation!
[Vader, spoken]
Heh... "Situation", huh?
Okay
Better you hear this from me than someone like Soka.
[Vader]
I was once a great serviceman
And I never felt at home
Now I'm just a violent man
Risking everything I own
The only spirit left in me's from a bottle off the shelf
And all it means is that
I can't see a force-damn way to save my soul or self
There's a hole in me
And it's exposed for the world to see
It's what He knows so I did what He pleased
But I can't be kirffed to lose my patience
So I just stay angry and complacent
I'm a wicked old soul
Nowhere left to go
At the beck and call of the man who has the ammo
Raise a glass for the empty-hearted
Too far gone to know when it started
A shark of the cards never shows his hand
And the same's still true when your fate had been this far planned
So don't think you can bring my walls down
I drank my fill and in that I'm sure to... drown
[Luke]
You may well reap what you sow
But I don’t want to be your foe.
'cause in the end, all that I want
Is your soul saved
[Vader]
Good luck with that...
[Luke]
I've watched the fall of many people
Both the good and the downright evil
But if you think I'm giving up on you
Big mistake!
[Vader]
I guess your old man got his dues when all was said and done
[Luke]
So they say, but there's always a way to forgive.
[Vader]
And seein' all the turncoats here, I know I'm not the only one
[Luke]
Making mistakes, it's a part of how we live!
[Vader]
So you got a plan?
Spit it out, or get me my old canteen.
[Luke]
Give me the chance to prove what I could do!
[Vader]
But the rot runs deep inside this shell of mine 'til there ain't nothin' to redeem
[Luke]
But-
[Vader]
There's a hole in me
And it's exposed for the world to see
And you know that I'm a wrench in your machine
Though you try, I'll have to show some patience to tell you
So I'll be complacent
I'm a wicked old soul
Nowhere left to go
At the beck and call of the man with the ammo
Raise a glass for the broken-hearted
Too far gone to know when it started
A shark of the cards never shows his hand
And the same's still true when your fate had been this far planned
So don't think you can bring my walls down
I drank my fill and in that I'm sure to... drown
[Luke]
Give us a chance to set you free
If you'd just put your faith in me!
You could grow and heal and change
You don't need to suffer all this pain!
[Vader]
Is it really that hard to see?
There's nothing left inside of me
I can't love or cry or hate
So who the kirff cares about my fate?
[Luke]
But-
[Vader]
NO!
Wicked old souls
Nowhere left to go
At the beck and call of the ones who are in control
So raise a glass for the empty-hearted
We're too far gone to know when it started
A shark of the cards never shows his hand
And the same's still true whether you can even understand
So don't think you can bring our walls down
We drank our fill and in that we're sure to drown
Down beneath the ground
We're Sure To Drown
In our burial mounds
We're Sure To Drown
Taste the blood in our mouths
We're Sure To Drown
And now there's no way out
We're Sure To Drown
Just lay my head down
We're Sure To Drown
Too lost to be found
We're Sure To Drown
With my hands still bound
We're Sure To Drown
I've already drowned
[Vader, spoken]
I'm sorry, son
Your heart's in the right place, really
But I'd rather be the one to tell you, than letting you learn the hard way from someone who's a true Sith.
[Luke, spoken]
I can handle more than you think
Just... let me try
[Vader, spoken]
Maybe you're right about someone
Just not for me
Don't lose your head
A parody, based on Damian Wayne
I have too many thoughts about this and also too much time, enjoy:
Grew up in the alps
Of Nanda Parbat
Life was a chore so (he set sail)
Was sent to my dad came straight to the manor
Theres this British dude, lame
Epic fail
Ooh, I wanna fight and slash
Family? Not my thing
Ooh, but then my dad was dead
And soon my brother said, "You should try and get ahead"
He wanted me, huh, obviously
Selecting me as the perfect Robin
Couldn't be better, then he gave me the R and who am I kidding
I was pretty excited
Ooh, put on the R
Ooh, just wanna try
Ooh, you're the old guy?
I'll throw you off this dino, xo "Drakey"
(Oh-oh)
Here we go🙄
(You almost killed him!)
I didn't know he would find my grandfather!
(What?)
Get a life
(You sent him on his quest?)
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your shit
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
(Not much anyway)
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did
Don't lose your shit
Two in the cave and the little one said
If you wanna help me, make up your mind
Him or me, chum
Don't wanna be the
Guy who get left or
Are you dumb?
Ooh, don't be bitter
Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter
Ooh, why hasn't it hit him?
He doesn't want you 'round here
Somebody kick you
(Oh-oh)
Here we go
(He did as you said!)
I didn't really mean it but here we are now
(Wow Dames, way to make the others hate you)
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your shit
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
(Not much at least)
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did
Don't lose your shit
Tried to kill
But the bat said nope
My only hope was learning
I got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the Zoo of Wayne
The rules were so outdated
I wanted to chop som heads off
Soon, Morgan Ducard (dead!)
Everybody chill, its totes God's will
Batman's out every night on the street
After benching me, like what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll break out of jail on three
Just to make him rage
Richard finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts
Like so judgemental
You damned brat!
Mate, just shut up
I wouldn't be such a b-
If you'd just let me out
(Oh-oh)
Here we go
(Is that what you said?)
And now Tim's back with the real Bruce Wayne!
(No)
Yeah, that's definitely my dad
(Seems it)
What was I meant to do?
(What was he meant to do?)
Like what was I meant to do?
(What was he meant to do?)
No, but what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I did
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your shit
I didn't mean to hurt anyone (by a lot)
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell (he's going to hell)
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what he said
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your shit
Thought:
Six the Musical but instead of Henry’s ex-wives, it’s Batman’s six Robins