Man, Flo Rida Really Takes One Back In Time. To When The Worst Thing That Could Happen Is Falling Asleep

Man, flo rida really takes one back in time. To when the worst thing that could happen is falling asleep at the beach and waking up with a lobster suit and sand everywhere

Children are just their parents' OCs. Some try to make them into selfinserts but end up with the OC becoming rebellious and making their own stories.

Would Tom Holland's evil doppelganger be called Tom Netherland?

Snails have the same weaknesses as both demons & vampires. Let that sink in.

Monks & nuns are just a bunch of god simps

I hope my family finds this, because that's the only way I can tell them I have a life without actually telling them.