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Post-nut clarity is what got Adam & Eve banned from paradise

Snails have the same weaknesses as both demons & vampires. Let that sink in.

Is the name Tom the shortened from of Tomahawk?

What do you call a cat that likes salty things? A savour tooth tiger

Would Tom Holland's evil doppelganger be called Tom Netherland?

Monks & nuns are just a bunch of god simps

The opposite of a fruit punch is a vegetable slap

I hope my family finds this, because that's the only way I can tell them I have a life without actually telling them.

Children are just their parents' OCs. Some try to make them into selfinserts but end up with the OC becoming rebellious and making their own stories.

Man, flo rida really takes one back in time. To when the worst thing that could happen is falling asleep at the beach and waking up with a lobster suit and sand everywhere

This is the kind of car I'm talking about

There are so many remakes out there. I wouldn't be surprised to find someone had written my diary, but in a prettier, more legible handwriting.

I honestly refuse to have a glow up after a breakup or other events. Because then the person might take credit themselves & I think that's why I have random spurts of energy in the middle of the night. Because my glowup is random