Can The Shrimp Fry Rice?

can the shrimp fry rice?

Well, I supp9se my shrimp did indeed fry that rice.

can I try rizzing you up?

I d9n't think I d9—-

I’m in your walls. ::::)

Y9u kn9w, I 6elieve a pr9per intr9duction is in 9rder.

Greetings, my name is Kankri Vantas, avid sch9lar 9f s9cial p9litics 9f vari9us 9rigins; 6ef9ran, Alternian, Human, Carapacian, the list g9es 9n.

As f9r this 6l9g I figured it w9uld make f9r a g99d way t9 s9cialize with 9thers scattered acr9ss the c9nfinds 9f Parad9x space as well as 9ffer assisted t9 9thers if they have questions inv9lving anything, th9ugh I cann9t pr9mise I have every answer.

6e advised, I am an adult, and as such much heavier t9pics may make it's way here. I will n9t shy away fr9m such things 6ut I will insist as 6est I can a6s9lutely n9 depicti9ns 9f anything unsafe f9r workplace envir9nments will 6e sh9wn 9n this 6l9g.

6esides, I am quadrant n9n-practicing. It n9t like m9st will happen anyway.

Update Edit: I aid in giving care t9 @ask-cronus-grub n9w.

Lastly, my list 9f my pers9nal triggers:

Uns9licited Physical C9ntact.

Uns9licited Eye C9ntact.

C9mplementary and Anal9g9us Hate Speech.

Hatespeech 9f Any Kind, really.

Castist Rhet9ric.

T9xic Signist Language.

A6leist Slurs.

Hem9ph96ia.

Directed Class 9ppressi9n.

Uns9licited Pr9ver6i9us Attenti9n.

Culling Culture and Vi9lence Against Gru6s

Depicti9ns 9f G9re and Vi9lence.

Depicti9ns 9f Lusus A6use.

Tallks 9f Pail Filling, Slurries And 9ther C9ncupiscent Fluids

Lifespan Shaming.

Menti9ns 9f The Signless.

Ign9rance t9 Lifespan Privileges.

Pr9m9ti9n 9f Pr96lematic W9rldviews.

Pr9m9ti9n 9f Unhealthy Lifestyle Ch9ises.

I'm 22 years old and I advise those that find this blog to be at minimum 16+, no NSFW will be depicted here but idk man Tumblr is weird someone already asked fo rizz this man up lmao.

OOC: Hello! I am @celesticalcryptids!! I've been wanting to make a badlydrawn/poorlydrawn since I first learned of them a few months ago so here I am!! I was especially inspired by blogs such as @shittydrawnsollux @badlydrawnmeulin @badlydrawnkankri @badlydrawnjohn @poorlydrawnvriska

I'm totally down for character interactions oc or canon, I'm also down for things like shipping (no proships) and what not!! All I ask is ask me in DMs first or reach out to me on discord (same name)

Be extremely weird in the inbox and I will pretend I do not see.

y9u feel like this is the start 9f s9mething su6par

Hug? 🫲---(・^・)---🫱

(Also is oc interaction allowed?)

and n9t t9 tight. three sec9nds maximum.