Sorry For Hitting Your Lawnring With My Car

sorry for hitting your lawnring with my car

are uh-- are y9u alright th9ugh? I'm m9re c9ncerned a69ut that.

[ He is in tears. Positive ones. ]

okay little guy, so you see that red guy over there? thats your mom. mother. mama. Got it?

((I think thats @poorlydrawnkankri 's name now))

I too would take the death threat over romantic advances, because threatening a dead man is easier to take rather than trying to refuse someone's feelings

Y9u understand, s9me pe9ple can 6e pretty persistent and pushing that away is draining 9n a pers9n.

do you like...video games..

N9t nearly as much as Latula and Mituna s9 6ut yes, I d9. They can 6e a g99d destresser 9utlet when I'm n9t in the m99d t9 read 9r need s9me 9ther 9utside stimuli. There are s9me that irk me, 9f c9urse, 6ut everything has its flaws.

You taste sweet.

I d9n't kn9w what I'm m9re c9ncerned a69ut, the fact this is:

A) P9ssi6ly a castist m9ckery ja6 at my 6l99d c9l9r in which y9u sh9uld really w9rk 9n using such language.

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B) Y9u're dead seri9us and have literally tasted 9ne 9f my alternate selves in s9me capacity.

I dislike 69th 9pti9ns.

[ he's doing his best. ]

GIVE THE WRIGGLER A BATH, HE IS FILTHY.

I don't think it's normal for him to not like water?