We Need Directional Horns On Cars. I Want To Scream At People With Specificity

we need directional horns on cars. I want to scream at people with specificity

looks like october is…. octover

Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

it's wild to be an adult. like if this were a cartoon I would be drawn full size